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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch



let's get retarded

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Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Troglyfe posted:

Let's just get this one out of the way, then.

Garbage: the instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7gXLqMe5Bw

Except that's not really an instrument it's a toy for children. That being said, it looks pretty fun and I wouldn't mind having one to play toss in my closet and never look at.

Mountain Dew Code Bread
Mar 20, 2008

Troglyfe posted:

Let's just get this one out of the way, then.

Garbage: the instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7gXLqMe5Bw

Yeah sorry but that's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Zonekeeper posted:

The title says 'music equipment' now, so it's open season on lovely instruments of all kinds in addition to guitars. :getin:

Good, since I don't play guitar, and it lets me post this that I found on Craigslist:



I don't care if it's dated for the 1800s, it's still stupid.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Zonekeeper posted:

The title says 'music equipment' now, so it's open season on lovely instruments of all kinds in addition to guitars. :getin:

Yup that's the idea, It's a new era of tolerance here in GBS.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Declan MacManus posted:



let's get retarded

I'd feel weird sitting that close to the couch from Pee-Wee's playhouse.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
anyone posted this piece of poo poo yet?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Spanish Manlove posted:

I'd feel weird sitting that close to the couch from Pee-Wee's playhouse.

TONE CARPET

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I watched the Grammy salute to the Beatles last night and Keith Urban was one of the performers and he played this lovely colorful guitar. Everyone else had normal/cool looking guitars and he was playing one that was like 5 different mismatched colors.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I watched the Grammy salute to the Beatles last night and Keith Urban was one of the performers and he played this lovely colorful guitar. Everyone else had normal/cool looking guitars and he was playing one that was like 5 different mismatched colors.

You can't just post something like this without showing it off:



It looks like he's playing live at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

anyone posted this piece of poo poo yet?



jesus, that must be like wearing a lead brick around your neck

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

King Vidiot posted:

You can't just post something like this without showing it off:



It looks like he's playing live at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.
The first time I saw it I thought it was supposed to be a rasta guitar. Then I saw the whole thing and realized Keith Urban is just a loving idiot.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The first time I saw it I thought it was supposed to be a rasta guitar. Then I saw the whole thing and realized Keith Urban is just a loving idiot.

He is but that's Brad Paisley playing the Clapton-style tard guitar :)

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

If it makes you feel better Keith Urban is in that picture

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh my bad! They're both equally talentless country artists so it was an easy mistake to make :shobon:

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Troglyfe posted:

Let's just get this one out of the way, then.

Garbage: the instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7gXLqMe5Bw

I ordered one of these literally 2 days ago

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

This would rule if it was used as part of a Throbbing Gristle tribute band. It wouldn't even have to be played.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I tried googling "ugliest synthesizer" to celebrate the new thread name, but they all looked pretty awesome.

Like this:


I guess this one is pretty bad, but it looks like it could get you laid:

Troglyfe
Jan 2, 2014

Consist posted:

Yeah sorry but that's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Well you know what they say. One man's garbage is another man's treasure. :v:

Here's an instrument so easy, a cat could play it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4_JkVFVo

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 









my favorite picture on the internet

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Snowy posted:

I guess this one is pretty bad, but it looks like it could get you laid:


not a chance

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Snowy posted:

I tried googling "ugliest synthesizer" to celebrate the new thread name, but they all looked pretty awesome.

Like this:


I guess this one is pretty bad, but it looks like it could get you laid:


i'm not too keen on this thing

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope


Some Buchlas are too lego.

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope


Then again some will warm up the warp core while you sequence so YMMV

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3GzMw97f4

HOT GIRLS HOT PICKUPS THIS GUITAR ARE NOT BABBYZ

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

anyone posted this piece of poo poo yet?



holy poo poo does the banjo part have an active pickup

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Troglyfe posted:

Let's just get this one out of the way, then.

Garbage: the instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7gXLqMe5Bw

My friend brought a tiny version of one of those things into my conducting class the other week. I think it's hilarious and adorable and a pretty interesting idea for a midi instrument! The fretless fingerboard is pretty cool!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


There is no such thing as an ugly synthesizer.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Ugly drums? This was mine in the late 80s. I'm not proud

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Haha whoa. What is the purpose of putting those roto-toms (or whatever they are) up so high? Seems...inconvenient.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

That's part of the standing-up portion of the drum solo that goes forever.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Absalom Baird posted:

Haha whoa. What is the purpose of putting those roto-toms (or whatever they are) up so high? Seems...inconvenient.

Probably trying to mimic Alex Van Halen or something. I can't even remember a song that I used them on.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Deleuzionist posted:



Then again some will warm up the warp core while you sequence so YMMV

This confuses my tiny lizard sized guitarist brain

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

01011001 posted:

not a chance

i could but i'm used to impressing women with tiny equipment

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Spanish Manlove posted:

This confuses my tiny lizard sized guitarist brain

it's like porn to me

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Troglyfe posted:

Let's just get this one out of the way, then.

Garbage: the instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7gXLqMe5Bw

gently caress you.

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Deleuzionist posted:



Then again some will warm up the warp core while you sequence so YMMV

I'm the SOURCE OF UNCERTAINTY

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

killhamster posted:

it's like porn to me

Yeah it is you fuckin knoblover

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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
You could fill an entire thread with guitars from ESP:

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