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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones





Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol





Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


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Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

I prefer Fingerpori for my Mantrain needs.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Sergio Aragones Funnies ("A Mad Look at Farm Life," Mad #308, January 1992)


Don Martin Dept. (Mad #137, September 1970)


Thorn (March 5, 1984)

No, this isn't over yet.

Lucky Cow (May 9, 2004)

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Wanamingo posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia


Over on Gocomics, almost invisible among the other comments,

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary catchup





Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Today, Leslie gets dressed up all nice and plucks up the nerve to ask a pretty girl to the prom. What an rear end in a top hat, right?


Apartment 3-G



Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man


I sincerely hope that Peter is true to his word. The rest of the arc could be Tony Stark beating the poo poo out of 3J for misusing his tech while our hero hides under the bed.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil


Retail

Give me a break Marla. Average job tenure is like what, four years now, and worse for retail? You're a statistical anachronism.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Because she'll bolt the second she sees a cat or squirrel or another dog and good luck chasing after her and bailing her out from the pound.

Dustin

Better not trivialize any sport Dustin or you'll piss off the purists.

On the Fastrack

An AI that trolls its users?

Safe Havens

Sounds like a conspiracy to kill the human and reclaim mermaid girl and their halfling kid.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Midnight Moth posted:

Retail

Give me a break Marla. Average job tenure is like what, four years now, and worse for retail? You're a statistical anachronism.

Why would she even care about that when the immediate crisis situation is not working 80 hours a week so she can see her toddler? If they leave so what who cares? The only reason Josh leaving was such a problem was because she relieved him of the two week notice responsibility.

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

Better not trivialize any sport Dustin or you'll piss off the purists.

You think that's bad just look at the Summer Olympics. Gymnasts have to completely warp their own body and might win three medals over their lifetime if they're lucky. Michael Phelps meanwhile gets a cartload of them every four years because "swimming in a slightly less efficient way" qualifies as its own event. For three different styles.

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

Sounds like a conspiracy to kill the human and reclaim mermaid girl and their halfling kid.

I'm going to ignore the obvious stupidity of these characters for a moment and just posit- why do they care? Most advantages of citizenship are contingent on the assumption you're living in the country where you have citizenship. Why would anyone want Merfolk citizenship if they're not living in Merfolkland? The only use I can think of for it is that the Merfolk will evacuate them in case of a war. And this may be Safe Havens but let's not get crazy here.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

:smith: Vintage Hi and Lois usually makes me happy, but I guess it's not going to today.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

Better not trivialize any sport Dustin or you'll piss off the purists.

Bruce Jenner? What year is this?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

Bruce Jenner? What year is this?

Maybe it's a reference Jenner being part of the Kardashian family? Or did he do anything weird after being separated from Kris? Wikipedia did say he got a surgery to flatten his Adam's apple recently because he "never liked [his] trachea".

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The MSJ posted:

Maybe it's a reference Jenner being part of the Kardashian family? Or did he do anything weird after being separated from Kris? Wikipedia did say he got a surgery to flatten his Adam's apple recently because he "never liked [his] trachea".
It's a reference to a crazy decathlete known only, and likely the only decathlete that Kelly can name, because he's part of the Kardashians.

But it's nice that Dustin completely breezes over the fact that it takes four people to win gold in curling. curling rules

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

SynthOrange posted:

Good thing it's a shittily written comic with shallow characters written for laughs then because they're all horrible people.

Aw, dammit. Jane's World is gradually morphing into Dykes To Watch Out For. Looking back, the signs have been there all along, I just didn't want to see. :(

At least I can always count on Gahan Wilson for a pick-me-up.



:allears:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

sweetguts posted:

:smith: Vintage Hi and Lois usually makes me happy, but I guess it's not going to today.

I can't stay too depressed as long as the Kittenzillas are here.

(complimenting the avatar, to those of you looking at this thread from the distant future)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Mister Beeg posted:

Thorn (March 5, 1984)

The point right after a major character dies seems like a really bad one to abandon the storyline and do a humourous crossover for the hell of it.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

My Lovely Horse posted:

The point right after a major character dies seems like a really bad one to abandon the storyline and do a humourous crossover for the hell of it.

Don't worry, he goes back to the story after this crossover is over.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
It also might be a way of letting the reader decompress after the events. (I mean, I know it's just some student paper strip, but it seems like a nice technique to use anyway.)

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
What the hell is with all of Greg Evans' villains being more sympathetic than the protagonists?

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The answer posted:


The python is not a venomous snake. It kills its prey by suffocation. Weirdly's creature is not venomous.

Slylock Fox

Let's see... those three purple fish only have tail fins and are missing the rest, the crab is suspended above the ground, the red plant is growing form nothing, and the anchor is on a noose for some reason.


The error here is that the octopus is not using that knife to stab the shark. Sharks have sharp pointy teeth so you have to fight fire with fire.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Nice fishnet stockings, Dethany Jr.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Midnight Moth posted:

Slylock Fox

Let's see... those three purple fish only have tail fins and are missing the rest, the crab is suspended above the ground, the red plant is growing form nothing, and the anchor is on a noose for some reason.

That's not a forgery, that's a frogery.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

What is going on in this strip? Why are they trying to convert that baby to communism? Why is a communist baby so well drawn?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

scarycave posted:

- But which ones the real Mark? :ohdear:

LtStorm posted:

I was just noticing that. Did they just use clipart of Mark Trail as a villain in this story arc.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Shadows are as good as sideburns. Also, NotMark's hair is wavy on top.


Midnight Moth posted:

Mark is such a dedicated nature photographer that he'll brave rabies for a few good close ups.

All this aside, I'm wondering if he's going to take a few good photos. YOU SHOULD TAKE A FEW GOOD PHOTOS MARK! :v:

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

Sounds like a conspiracy to kill the human and reclaim mermaid girl and their halfling kid.

Wait, she's (was?) a mermaid? AND HOW IS THAT loving TRAPEZE BEING SUPPORTED!!! God, this strip.


I laughed my rear end off at this. I've been a fan of this strip for years. Red Meat never fails to deliver. :v:

Jane's World



Yep, I'm convinced that Skye is being the dick here. She barely knows Jane, and vice versa (after only one date), and she's already aggressively pushing to insert herself into Jane's life. Forcing the "out of the closet" issue, especially with a close family member, is an utterly rear end in a top hat move.

Non Sequitur



:ughh: Pretty dumb, Wiley.

Heavenly Nostrils



:v: I can't wait 'til she starts puking...



Kliban



This is excellent! :v:

9 Chickweed Lane 2/12/2003



:ughh:

Zits



Hey, if The Wizard of Oz, and Dark Side of the Moon work together...

Kevin & Kell



Well gently caress, you're right, Holbrook. :smith:

Nemi



Ok, the joke's maybe a little banal, but I really like Nemi in the 4th panel. :3:

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac obsesses about ungulates.


The Creeps know you never shake a baby, wait until they're older and THEN shake the poo poo out of them.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Everett True
April 12 & 13, 1918

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Jane's World


Yep, I'm convinced that Skye is being the dick here. She barely knows Jane, and vice versa (after only one date), and she's already aggressively pushing to insert herself into Jane's life. Forcing the "out of the closet" issue, especially with a close family member, is an utterly rear end in a top hat move.



Yeah, the poo poo move I was talking about was just assuming that everyone would be better out of the closet. When Jane's Mom disowns her and calls her a sinner and spawn of the devil I bet Skye will be shocked. Just shocked!

Even if it all turns out okay deciding that someone else needs to come out is scummy as gently caress.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

JaggerMcDagger posted:

What is going on in this strip? Why are they trying to convert that baby to communism? Why is a communist baby so well drawn?

Archive is behind a paywall, but spoiler-blocking anyway to err on the side of caution:

Baby Michael is the son of a ballerina named Chariman (the only name I've found her called by yet, dunno if it's first or last) and Prince Frederick of Mythania. Communist revolutionaries staged a coup and killed the rest of Mythania's royal family, with only those three escaping the capital. Frederick later died while acting as a decoy so that his lover (wife? fiancee?) and child could escape to America, which leaves little Mikey as the last living person with a clear and rightful claim to the Mythanian throne.

On learning of this, rebel leader Maloventi packed up a few dozen spies and hopped the next flight Stateside. Objective: track them down, rescue the infant prince from the clutches of his capitalist pig-dog mother, then take him back to Mythania where his impressionable mind can be properly molded into a model of modern socialism, thereby disarming if not outright shattering the loyalist resistance and effectively ensuring that the only boots standing on the necks of the peasantry for any foreseeable future will be Soviet-issued.

The Commies had found Mommy and were almost literally just two steps behind her when she ducked into a park and tossed Michael into the arms of the first person she came across. This person just happened to be Desmond, butler to former US Marine-turned-private detective and all-around Renaissance man Remington "Rip" Kirby, and that's how the plot got started.


And that's the short version! :shepface:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (November 24, 1926)



Peanuts (February 15, 1967)



"Let down" is a relative term in the life of a dog with a vivid fantasy life. Snoopy gets paid with the same full supper dish no matter what he does.

Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo: It's a hell of a baby sitter who can't even remember that it's a baby he's sitting. (February 15, 1956)



Out Our Way (June 6-7, 1924)



EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Feb 12, 2014

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007


Everett True is sucking the entire cash register into his great maw. Is there anything he can't do? :allears:

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

Is there anything he can't do? :allears:



Let things go.

Also, wait, I think this time it was Grandpa who got foxed, technically.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Foxy Grandpa handles tramps like Everett True. Stool in the face. :black101:

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Is the joke about how he has never ordered a loving cup of coffee in his life before

Fingerpori


"Break the structure of the egg" might sound a bit weird in English but so it did to my ear in Finnish too.

Fok_It


I'm starting to regret the font choice, it's really difficult to work with sometimes when the English is just that much longer. It was just the one that most closely resembled the text in the original. I don't want to start handwriting it myself.

"Rocks" has no vulgar connotations in Finnish. Originally the joke was about the pin (the centerpoint of the curling target area) which in Finnish is called the nipple.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean




Yeah, it was terrible to send her there. What if the guys inside start condescendingly reeling off esoteric terms at her while ignoring that she clearly is new to comic collecting and not actually invested in it for herself. That would be terrible. :rolleyes:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

EasyEW posted:


Funky Winkerbean




For the love of god it's just a comic shop. If you can't handle the potential of B.O. and casual racism and/or sexism, then just do what every sane person would do and buy that poo poo online. If you aren't on the hunt to enjoy the hunt, then don't bother. I collected a full run of The Badger, issues one to seventy-whatever plus the all the mini-series. It was great trolling through 25 cent and dollar bins to find them all at any random shop I found. (Good comic by the way, sort of a pre-Deadpool Deadpool but much less gore and more martial arts).

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician

I love that last word balloon. It's like not "Holy poo poo, he's magic! :monocle:" but more "Oh. Oh right. I forgot about that."

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

tiistai posted:

Is the joke about how he has never ordered a loving cup of coffee in his life before

Fingerpori


"Break the structure of the egg" might sound a bit weird in English but so it did to my ear in Finnish too.


"Separate the yolk and white from the egg."

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Mr. Binkley might just be the most stoic character in the strip.


In case you've ever wondered about Binkley's skull's shape, here's the answer.

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine


If you think you know bland comics, Drabble will set new standards.


Mister Beeg, is there any story behind how Kevin Fagan has kept Drabble going since 1979?

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