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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ante posted:

Can we please please please ban all the retard SJWs on this site? They are why everything sucks now.

Go back to whatever corner of reddit you crawled out of.

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PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

PS. Love the cabin has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Feb 12, 2014

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Clint Howard you are not dead why have you reincarnated already

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I hope everyone gets ran over bye.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

ante posted:

Oh hey, there was a moving black dot on your screen, and then it turns into a non-moving black dot. And then an entire page derail with no funny pictures because :qq: MY FEELINGS.


I agree, the truly superior derail to have is obviously :qq: I CANNOT HANDLE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE MAKING POSTS I DO NOT CARE FOR, MODS GET IN HERE AND GET RID OF THE BAD PEOPLE MAKING POSTS I DON'T LIKE :qq:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Is that some USAFUNNYPIX.com?

How very... American of you!

(Just imagine Sam the Eagle is saying it since we're not in the meme thread).

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

ante posted:

Can we please please please ban all the retard SJWs on this site? They are why everything sucks now.

SJWs have been run out of GBS for a while now and it's a breeding ground for the worst posters on the site currently.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I just don't want death in my funny pictures thread. It's a buzzkill because it reminds me that I too will die someday because I didn't think to fly away from an oncoming bus.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Died a virgin. :qq:

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

If memory serves, this chick also called in to a radio show when ICP was on and kinda bitched that they didn't send her more free "merch" when her kid died. The look on the grandparents face pretty much says it all.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Oh, now I get the whole "who gives a poo poo, they're a nuisance" argument.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
loving coffins, how do they work?

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

KoRMaK posted:

Oh, now I get the whole "who gives a poo poo, they're a nuisance" argument.

If anything this should make you feel worse about the pigeon.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

loving coffins, how do they work?

That's a minifridge.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Why would you bury all that Faygo?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

greatn posted:

Why would you bury all that Faygo?

Because if it's not Moon Mist (which is just knockoff Mountain Dew) it's terrible.

Red Pop :barf:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
I thought it was just an icechest.

Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:

veedubfreak posted:

I thought it was just an icechest.

They're burying that poor, dead pigeon you mongrel.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Check your privilege, terrestrial avianphobe scum.

InvincibleMadHouse
Jan 19, 2009

by Ralp
Pigeonchat: I once spent a good five minutes trying to shoo a fat pigeon out of a parking spot in a mall parking garage. As soon as I got back into my car, the pigeon had returned to the exact same spot. I ran that pigeon over and could hear its bones snap and organs sploosh. The pigeon wanted to die.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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InvincibleMadHouse posted:

Pigeonchat: I once spent a good five minutes trying to shoo a fat pigeon out of a parking spot in a mall parking garage. As soon as I got back into my car, the pigeon had returned to the exact same spot. I ran that pigeon over and could hear its bones snap and organs sploosh. The pigeon wanted to die.

I would not be opposed to a mass eradication of pigeons from major cities. Maybe offer a $1 government bounty on wings. Imagine all the homeless people that would employ/feed!

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013
gently caress that pigeon, he broke the agreement.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I would not be opposed to a mass eradication of pigeons from major cities.

We did that once...it did not end well for the pigeons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Pigeon

Ernie Muppari
Aug 4, 2012

Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!
Not enough dead things in this funny pictures thread. :(

HarryPurvis
Sep 20, 2006
That reminds me of a story...

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if the monitor had a blue screen of death?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

DrBouvenstein posted:

We did that once...it did not end well for the pigeons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Pigeon

Good loving riddance. Can you imagine pigeons flying overhead for 14 hours. The amount of poo poo would be catastrophic.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ernie Muppari posted:

Not enough dead things in this funny pictures thread. :(



That is a pretty funny hat. There's a Kentucky Derby joke in there somewhere, but I can't find it. Somethingsomething only old people like the Kentucky Derby...something...punchline.

DrBouvenstein posted:

We did that once...it did not end well for the pigeons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Pigeon

Ha! Say what you will about the human race, but when it comes to winning battles against entire species we're the hands down best this side of cosmic disaster!

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 22:41 on Feb 12, 2014

haetbus
Mar 31, 2011

ALL ABOARD
THE HAET BUS
HONK HONK

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha! Say what you will about the human race, but when it comes to winning battles against entire species we're the hands down best this side of cosmic disaster!

I think the Emus might have something to say about that...

quote:

After the withdrawal, Major Meredith compared the emus to Zulus, and commented on the striking maneuverability of the emus, even while badly wounded.

“ If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.[15]

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That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010




Fryman, I am so sorry... that I, uh, can't press charges here...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I couldn't believe there was such a thing as a dum-dum bulet, but well....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dum-dum_bullets

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS







Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
Kitty no!

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I saw the whole thing officer, car came out of nowhere.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK


E: timg'd for swears

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Shifty Nipples posted:

I saw the whole thing officer, car came out of nowhere.
Yeah, gently caress cars!

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skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

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