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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

My semen, bitches love to use my product.

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Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.
Someone post that synchronised swimming picture, quick

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

I half expect them to erupt in a poo geyser.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Synchronized swimming: As dumb as, or dumber than figure skating?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Agrajag posted:

I half expect them to erupt in a poo geyser.

At first I thought they were faring water out their butts like some kind of fart fountain.

Also everyone is really getting on the Bob Costas Eye band Wagon.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




pictured: ski jumpers who fell in sochi

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

pictured: ski jumpers who fell in sochi

Thank god this isn't the summer Olympics. That water would be toxic! Imagine all the Costas eyes...

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

quit posting photos of my lawn ornaments

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





i am so turned on right now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

You know the girl in red is from a rich family because she is wearing a IWC chronograph watch. Basically she has, at best guess, $9 grand on her wrist.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Agrajag posted:

You know the girl in red is from a rich family because she is wearing a IWC chronograph watch.

Everyone in Switzerland has a nice watch.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Agrajag posted:

You know the girl in red is from a rich family because she is wearing a IWC chronograph watch. Basically she has, at best guess, $9 grand on her wrist.

Well, when you're sitting on a mound of Nazi gold, you just gotta spend some of it!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Wooten posted:

Everyone in Switzerland hot girl has a nice watch.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
So this tape delay women's downhill... The first girl wiped so hard she intimidated the second girl into basically taking it easy the whole way down. :catstare:

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!
Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

Agrajag posted:

You know the girl in red is from a rich family because she is wearing a IWC chronograph watch. Basically she has, at best guess, $9 grand on her wrist.
Who is it?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stew Man Chew posted:

So this tape delay women's downhill... The first girl wiped so hard she intimidated the second girl into basically taking it easy the whole way down. :catstare:

They play off the concussions here like the NFL in 198-

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cthulu Carl posted:

What kind of power would Kirby get from a dildo?

A priapism?

He'd turn into GE Cafe

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Darth123123 posted:

They play off the concussions here like the NFL in 198-

During the halfpipe, one chick ate it and cracked her helmet as she ragdolled down the slope, probably briefly unconscious..

The commentator acted like, yep, that's exactly the right thing to do when you fall like that, good job, snowboarder, credit on the recovery.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
Also I love that the Slovenian skier is a popstar and model at home and her single (about skiing?? Probably?) is the most played song ever in Slovenia. Owns.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Agrajag posted:

You know the girl in red is from a rich family because she is wearing a IWC chronograph watch. Basically she has, at best guess, $9 grand on her wrist.

also she's not biting her medal to see if it's real

e: or whatever it is

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Phlegmish posted:

also she's not biting her medal because she's starving

In Sochi, you don't win gold, you don't eat.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

This is a sport.

THIS IS A SPORT.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



happyhippy posted:

This is a sport.

THIS IS A SPORT.

still more of a sport than loving golf

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Stew Man Chew posted:

Also I love that the Slovenian skier is a popstar and model at home and her single (about skiing?? Probably?) is the most played song ever in Slovenia. Owns.

it's true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53D_Oghkntg

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

This is loving going on my intervals playlist (not). It's so blaaaaand it's like it came from the 90's.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

They play off the concussions here like the NFL in 198-

No metal in your skull, no medal around your neck

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

They don't seem very synchronized :colbert:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

still more of a sport than loving golf

loving golf: "Get in the rear end in a top hat!"

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"



Lmao pro click

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

hahaha slovenia must be a paradise for the mediocre

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.

Nah, needs more penises.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Miltank posted:

hahaha slovenia must be a paradise for the mediocre

Well, it did use to be part of Yugoslavia.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

still more of a sport than loving golf

Fiancées cousin is on the women's synch team and she is absolutely an athlete so yup. Ain't no john daly in that pool

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Miltank posted:

hahaha slovenia must be a paradise for the mediocre

five people live there, give them a break

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


"What would a pop song about skiing by a Slovenian skier be like?"

"Oh, exactly that"

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Miltank posted:

hahaha slovenia must be a paradise for the mediocre

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



not many people know that zizek is in fact a successful pop singer in his native slovenia

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