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Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

Yesterday MY GIRLFRIENDS lecture was delayed until the end of the third during women's hockey, prof streamed game over projector.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:41

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 15:58

Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

Aww yeah, that powerplay was a gift

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:42

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Old Story posted:

Yesterday MY GIRLFRIENDS lecture was delayed until the end of the third during women's hockey, prof streamed game over projector.

All productivity comes to a halt across Canada whenever Team Canada plays. I can absolutely attest to this as a fact.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:42

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

3-1 Canada, all that blue Powerade is paying off.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:43

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Hahaha, gets body checked by the ref!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:46

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Can we get that olympic livestream link posted in the OP? Thanks!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:46

Thomase: Mar 18, 2009

His teammate helpfully pushing him by the bum (and gliding) to to bench.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:47

Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

An entire game played on Norway's ice

e: power play, close it out boys

Old Story fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Feb 13, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:54

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Talk about things getting heated.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:01

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Old Story posted:

An entire game played on Norway's ice

e: power play, close it out boys

During a team Canada line change no less. That was pretty impressive.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:10

Metanaut: Oct 9, 2006; Honey it's tight like that.; College Slice

Agrajag posted:

Hahaha, gets body checked by the ref!

And when they dragged him away some little girl was laughing at him

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:15

Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

Grown men around me hugging in joy. We finally did it. We beat fuckin Norway. A red letter day

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:15

Dr. Witherbone: Nov 1, 2010; CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

"What stood out to you, besides the flight over?" :laffo:

no one has ANYTHING good to say about accommodations in Sochi, who'da thunk it

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:19

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

finally i get to watch some biathlon

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:07

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

BTW "Grovergrad - OoOo*" will never not be funny

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:37

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

buttcrackmenace posted:

BTW "Grovergrad - OoOo*" will never not be funny

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:41

Syves: Dec 10, 2007; 50% Entertainment By Volume. Guaranteed!; Pillbug

I feel grossly under-informed, I get the Grovergrad, but not the OoOo part. Comrades, knowledge is valuable. Please let me embezzle some.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:49

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Nvm I'm blind

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:51

Zat: Jan 16, 2008

Syves posted:

I feel grossly under-informed, I get the Grovergrad, but not the OoOo part. Comrades, knowledge is valuable. Please let me embezzle some.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:56

Fat Ogre: Dec 31, 2007; Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Syves posted:

I feel grossly under-informed, I get the Grovergrad, but not the OoOo part. Comrades, knowledge is valuable. Please let me embezzle some.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:57

Syves: Dec 10, 2007; 50% Entertainment By Volume. Guaranteed!; Pillbug

And now I get it. And it is funny.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:06

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Syves posted:

And now I get it. And it is funny.

You penance is to eat a raw turnip.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:58

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Vakal posted:

You penance is to eat a raw turnip.

whole turnip? bozhemoy! Mikhail, come see big spender who can afford whole turnip

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:05

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

whole turnip? bozhemoy! Mikhail, come see big spender who can afford whole turnip

They call it "turnip".

Is tarp, though. Turnip fund was embezzled.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:06

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

Can we get that olympic livestream link posted in the OP? Thanks!

do you want lowtax to be sued by the ioc?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:06

Syves: Dec 10, 2007; 50% Entertainment By Volume. Guaranteed!; Pillbug

Why turnip taste like dog?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:08

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Ugly In The Morning posted:

They call it "turnip".

Is tarp, though. Turnip fund was embezzled.

point is same however, only big rich person can afford whole tarp? ordinary comrade? nyet whole tarp

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:11

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

buttcrackmenace posted:

BTW "Grovergrad - OoOo*" will never not be funny

I missed whenever the OoOo* thing came up, what's that referring to?
edit: oh, nm :downs:

I will eat my penalty turnip

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:18

Drifter: Oct 22, 2000; Belated Bear Witness; Soiled Meat

I never realized Lugers had pointy poo poo on their fingertips.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:19

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

raditts posted:

I missed whenever the OoOo* thing came up, what's that referring to?

The Sochi facilities are built over an ancient dog burial ground.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:19

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

raditts posted:

I missed whenever the OoOo* thing came up, what's that referring to?
edit: oh, nm

Did dog eat your brain, comrade? Good news, there is treatment: vodka.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:20

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

point is same however, only big rich person can afford whole tarp? ordinary comrade? nyet whole tarp

Cousin Ilya say in America, road is being paved with tarps.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:27

Vulpes: Nov 13, 2002; Well, shit.

Syves posted:

Why turnip taste like dog?

No comrade, dog taste like turnip. Because all dog eat is turnip.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:44

Syves: Dec 10, 2007; 50% Entertainment By Volume. Guaranteed!; Pillbug

Sochi dogs don't get glorious turnip. Only kibbles of tarp.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:52

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

I think this US vs. Japan Women's Curling match on CNBC is actually part of the special Olympics

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:53

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

Syves posted:

Sochi dogs don't get glorious turnip. Only kibbles of tarp.

Kibbles and Brits.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:57

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The Sochi facilities are built over an ancient dog burial ground.

Wait, I thought they built the facilities, then started burying dogs.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:58

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

raditts posted:

Wait, I thought they built the facilities, then started burying dogs.

Just because it's ancient doesn't mean it's disused.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:00

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Drifter posted:

I never realized Lugers had pointy poo poo on their fingertips.

All Russians have those on their fingers. Ever seen a Russian slapfight? That poo poo's why everyone has a dashcam.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:04

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 15:58

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Drifter posted:

I never realized Lugers had pointy poo poo on their fingertips.

They're finger cleats :stare:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:43

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