The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

If only someone could tame him.

Yes, but what man could tame her?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:32

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:31

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Plant it and you'll grow a new Ralph! :byodood:

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:32

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Writer Cath posted:

If only someone could tame him.

One count of being a bear and one count of accessory to being a bear.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:11

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:14

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Ninjasaurus posted:

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

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# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Captain Foxy posted:

One count of being a bear and one count of accessory to being a bear.

Captain Foxy was charged with a violation of penal code section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:18

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tokelau All Star posted:

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It's dignity!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:20

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Writer Cath posted:

It's dignity!

Eggheads. What do they know?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:21

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Tokelau All Star posted:

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That's it. Just to the ~~right~~ left of the one you're looking at.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ninjasaurus posted:

Eggheads. What do they know?

Pfft. What has science ever done for us?

Thread off.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:43

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

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Not me, friends. He's talking about himself. But thanks for looking! :haw:

# ? Feb 13, 2014 06:37

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

That's it. Just to the ~~right~~ left of the one you're looking at.

No, your left. Texas Left. Which is your down.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:20

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Captain Foxy posted:

One count of being a bear and one count of accessory to being a bear.

No Ben, no!

Daktar fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Feb 13, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:22

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Arctic Baldwin posted:

Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.

Well they ARE, so make with the Loofah or get out!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 09:02

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Skeesix posted:

Well they ARE, so make with the Loofah or get out!

It's for the woman who only has 4/5 of a second to get ready.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 10:30

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Skeesix posted:

Well they ARE, so make with the Loofah or get out!

I wash me self with a rag on a stick.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 15:24

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Deviant posted:

I wash me self with a rag on a stick.

I've got rocks that need washing at home!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 16:54

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I've got rocks that need washing at home!

Attach the Stone of Triumph!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 17:16

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I've got rocks that need washing at home!

no . . . No . . . NO . . . DON'T STOP ROCKING!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 18:22

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Tokelau All Star posted:

no . . . No . . . NO . . . DON'T STOP ROCKING!

This morning we were driving down route 401! .
And we thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville... but no one rocks like Springfield

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:07

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

CatchrNdRy posted:

This morning we were driving down route 401! .
And we thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville... but no one rocks like Springfield

Get to the working overtime part!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:09

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Get to the working overtime part!

Wait a minute. Luigi, a lot of these are Grand Fund Railroad songs! :confused:

EDIT: And we don't know "Pac-Man Fever."

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:24

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Wait a minute. Luigi, a lot of these are Grand Fund Railroad songs!

EDIT: And we don't know "Pac-Man Fever."

The competent drumwork of Don Brewer?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:51

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Tokelau All Star posted:

The competent drumwork of Don Brewer?

Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:56

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Tokelau All Star posted:

The competent drumwork of Don Brewer?

Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:01

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Ninjasaurus posted:

Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you.

Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:21

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.

I'm not quoting until I get my danish!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:58

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Deviant posted:

Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge?

Would you like to post again?

You have selected...No.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:27

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Crackerman posted:

Would you like to post again?

You have selected...No.

You have selected "regicide". If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one...

# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:48

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

mrfart posted:

I'm not quoting until I get my danish!

Mmm, now that's danish.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:10

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Daktar posted:

Mmm, now that's danish.

(Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.)

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:25

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ninjasaurus posted:

(Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.)

All right, cake, I'm just going to do this. _{Chomp chomp chomp}

And if you get eaten, it's your own fault!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:41

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

All right, cake, I'm just going to do this. _{Chomp chomp chomp}

And if you get eaten, it's your own fault!

It's pie! Gah, don't you even know pie when you see it?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Daktar posted:

It's pie! Gah, don't you even know pie when you see it?

Mmmmmmmmm. Floor pie.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:56

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Pi is exactly 3!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:03

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

The last digit is 1!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:19

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

mrfart posted:

I'm not quoting until I get my danish!

A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lampur has killed a hundred and fifty people. A-yi-yi-yi-yi!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:40

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

jscolon2.0 posted:

A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lampur has killed a hundred and fifty people. A-yi-yi-yi-yi!

Live, from Hawaii's beautiful Malaki Island (We're not just for lepers any more), it's Carnival of the Stars!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 01:21

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Ninjasaurus posted:

Live, from Hawaii's beautiful Malaki Island (We're not just for lepers any more), it's Carnival of the Stars!

Live from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building Preview.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 01:33

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Live from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building Preview.

You know this year, everyone's abuzz about one thing: the absence of Mark Rodkin.

Oh wait, there he is.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 01:42

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