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Ahh yes, bipolar disorder. The mental illness that makes you.. uh.. fly into a knife-wielding rage for no reason. Guys, make sure you don't date any girls who have that, because this is what they do.
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sticklefifer posted:Ahh yes, bipolar disorder. The mental illness that makes you.. uh.. fly into a knife-wielding rage for no reason. Guys, make sure you don't date any girls who have that, because this is what they do. Even better, don't have knives.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 09:10 |
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In the same Customer Service vein:quote:Call Center | Littleton, CO, USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid, Money
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 09:13 |
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Khazar-khum posted:In the same Customer Service vein:
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 10:53 |
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:One call centre I worked at had a serial masturbator who'd call up every so often. Thing was, if he got a woman on the line, he'd hang up. Man you reminded me about a caller that was famous at the callcenter for T-Mobile where my ex worked, also in the UK. They used to get a foot fetishist guy who would hang up on men and if it was a woman the caller would start asking her about what shoes she was wearing. They knew it was him every time because the customer's profile loaded when the system detected the mobile number they were calling from, and the customer notes said THIS IS THE FOOT FETISHIST. Most of the women would hang up but some led him on a little for laughs.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 12:08 |
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:One call centre I worked at had a serial masturbator who'd call up every so often. Thing was, if he got a woman on the line, he'd hang up. Maybe he was gay.
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moerketid posted:Man you reminded me about a caller that was famous at the callcenter for T-Mobile where my ex worked, also in the UK. They used to get a foot fetishist guy who would hang up on men and if it was a woman the caller would start asking her about what shoes she was wearing. They knew it was him every time because the customer's profile loaded when the system detected the mobile number they were calling from, and the customer notes said THIS IS THE FOOT FETISHIST. Most of the women would hang up but some led him on a little for laughs. I heard of suicide hotlines having issues with serial obscene callers too. It's really sick.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 18:53 |
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How hosed up do you have to be to call a suicide hotline and creep them out?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 18:59 |
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karl fungus posted:How hosed up do you have to be to call a suicide hotline and creep them out? Pretty crafty because suicide hotline operators can't (shouldn't?) hang up on callers.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:23 |
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Suicide Hotlines: For the crafty phone masturbator.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:26 |
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Clochette posted:I heard of suicide hotlines having issues with serial obscene callers too. It's really sick. I can verify. My sister-in-law volunteered at a hotline when she was in college and there were a few frequent flyer masturbaters.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:16 |
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It must be a very strange experience to volunteer at a suicide hotline and expect to hear someone asking you for help on the other end, only to hear grunting.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:22 |
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This cropped up on my Facebook today.quote:I cant even in words say what I just found out.. I am SHOCKED and want to tell and let my friends and family be made aware so they can make sure their children are safe!!! Angelica stayed home from school today and thank GOD she did. Because she was on her ipod playing a game called talking angela, which is similar to talking tom, anyway as she is sitting next to me this interactive cat says to her hi angelica where is your brother? She says o hes right here next to me the cat says o cool, then the cat says so what do you do for fun? Ang says I dont know, (now im being quiet and listening because I think its weird this angela cat knows she has a brother and is talking to her like a person) then its voice changes and in some weird robotic voice it says angelica when u date what do u do on your dates? She looked at me got red in the face and said nothing, then it said stick out your touunge, ill stick mine out too, it said what are some things u can do with your tounge? I can find many things to do with my tounge it said it said lets intrract w our toungues. I that point I had heard enough I zaid ang shut it off now! I was freaked out called the police departnrnt they came to the house saif they would have the internet investigations unit andpedofile investigations unit look into it, they called me an hour latet and said something is behind that cat!!! They dont know if it is local or over seas. While the police officer was there and ang was talking to him she told the police officer saturday night her cousin and her were on the app w angela and it asked the girls their names what her brothers name was what school they BOTH went to, and it took a picture of angelica!!! This is under serious investigation right now! When I googled talking angela I cant even begin to tell you what creepy stuff came up! Google it for yourselves please!! But some things are the cat asking girls for their phone numbers! And if theyve had their firat kiss!!! Take this app off your phone please! Theres a big chance thid cpuld be a door for pedofiles.the police said they have seen thing *like* this but never actually through a childs app but that they are not putting it past them! The girls told angela the cat on saturday their names and she had a brother and then on monday morning when angelica turned the app back on, It remebered her name and that she had a brother!!! These things ARENT supposed to ask you questions!!! and especially not questions about dating toungues or kissing!! I am disgusted! I dont feel safe at all right now! Knowing that there was some creep talking to my daughter and my neice through a talking app!!! Please if you have this app or any like it the police are saying take it off of your phone!!! Copy and share and send out PLEASE! This word needs to spread! I pray the ocean county investigators can crack this thing open!!!!! Did not know Scottish police had an "internet investigations unit andpedofile investigations unit"
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:41 |
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quote:"then its voice changes and in some weird robotic voice it says angelica when u date what do u do on your dates?" And then hyperrealistic blood started spewing out of the phone.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:51 |
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Khazar-khum posted:In the same Customer Service vein: If anything this business should expect abuse for following lovely practices like different cable rates for people with lovely credit scores, but that's for ya.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:53 |
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VoxIsMyCowboy posted:internet investigations unit andpedofile investigations unit The weirdest loving thing is when they tell you to Google whatever they're talking about and the results are inevitably random articles talking about the social media scare being completely unfounded, or completely neglect to bring it up because it's not a thing. Does Google personalize results for paranoid conspiracy nuts?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:14 |
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dijon du jour posted:And then hyperrealistic blood started spewing out of the phone. Send this to 25 ppl or the pedofile's ghoast will kill u tonite if u look in a mirror 3 times when u wake up at midnite Send to 50 ppl and ur crush will fall in love w/u
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:11 |
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:29 |
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That reads like something FYAD would produce.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:31 |
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Pretty sure that paedophile game is real, it's almost as dangerous as Pantu the Dog was! EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 01:29 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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EmmyOk posted:Pretty sure that paedophile game is real, it's almost as Pantu the Dog was! Those poor kids, interfered with by a penis-shaped sound wave.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 01:27 |
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I have no problem believing this. Oh wait, Literature class? Reading Natutu?
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 02:21 |
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This has been circulating around facebook like crazy and as soon as I read it I thought of this thread. Googled it and, what do you know, it's fake.quote:
It just hits too many notes to be real. Justin Bieber actually going into a starbucks to order for himself, and then ordering a super girly drink (what a ), the barista refusing to serve a celebrity because they aren't wearing a shirt (what a thug!) and making their lives a thousand times harder instead of just doing it because who loving cares, Justin threatening to have his bodyguard beat the guy up (what a wimp!), a big basketball celebrity just happening to be in the same starbucks... and the stdh classic, Justin fleeing the scene in tears.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 02:46 |
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karl fungus posted:It must be a very strange experience to volunteer at a suicide hotline and expect to hear someone asking you for help on the other end, only to hear grunting. Well, at least it's not someone about to kill themselves.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:23 |
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The Devil Tesla posted:Well, at least it's not someone about to kill themselves. Yeah, maybe it's, in light of the circumstances, a pleasant surprise. I mean, some of the times.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:33 |
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Double Plus Good posted:This has been circulating around facebook like crazy and as soon as I read it I thought of this thread. Googled it and, what do you know, it's fake. Dudes been a total mess lately so I think that's why people are buying it.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:51 |
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Bill Simmons calls it the Tyson Zone, that special point in a celebrity meltdown where you'd believe any story you heard about the person without question. Lindsey Lohan had to be tazed by an air marshal after refusing to stop snorting cocaine/ketamine speedballs off a first-class tray table? Sure, why not?
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:30 |
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My favorite thing about people on my facebook resharing dumb stuff about Justin Bieber is that I have an easy shorthand to know who all the idiots on my newsfeed are. Sure, you got the conspiracy stuff and the right wingers posting about ARE GUNS, but when people are passing along idiotic stuff about JBeebs I know that they're are dumb as loving bricks.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:06 |
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DrNutt posted:My favorite thing about people on my facebook resharing dumb stuff about Justin Bieber is that I have an easy shorthand to know who all the idiots on my newsfeed are. Sure, you got the conspiracy stuff and the right wingers posting about ARE GUNS, but when people are passing along idiotic stuff about JBeebs I know that they're are dumb as loving bricks. My favorite is the posting, by grown and real adults, about how much they either don't care about Justin Bieber, don't understand why people talk/post about him, or think he gets too much attention and is stupid. Like, I never see any pro-Bieber posts, so it's kind of hilarious, like only hearing one half of a phone conversation. "WHY WON'T PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER??" I know this is true of every celebrity ever, but like, do they really not get it? Or do they get it, but think their opinion on Bieber is so important it must be posted anyway? (Never mind, I know the answer to that one)
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:16 |
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DrNutt posted:If anything this business should expect abuse for following lovely practices like different cable rates for people with lovely credit scores, but that's for ya. Why? They're leasing their equipment to someone who has a bad record for paying for things, and who may have charge-offs or other nasties hiding in the report. They don't want to have to retrieve their stuff after the customer gets thrown out of her apartment for not paying rent and maybe tries to take it with her. It's no different from being charged different rates when you buy other things with credit. It sucks that poo poo stays on your record for 7 years, though, especially with the all the BKs and foreclosures that have happened the last few years; it should be a max of 3 years.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:26 |
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That's probably not easy as well as dangerous to do while driving.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:47 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Why? They're leasing their equipment to someone who has a bad record for paying for things, and who may have charge-offs or other nasties hiding in the report. They don't want to have to retrieve their stuff after the customer gets thrown out of her apartment for not paying rent and maybe tries to take it with her. It's no different from being charged different rates when you buy other things with credit. It sucks that poo poo stays on your record for 7 years, though, especially with the all the BKs and foreclosures that have happened the last few years; it should be a max of 3 years. Well, my local provider (thank God for local competition) straight up sells you the equipment, so there's no bullshit lease involved. There's no different rates based on credit scores, but you can get a better rate if you pay for a year's service up front. These are much better alternatives to loving people with worse credit over and making them pay more, which is probably going to be harder for them to do.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 17:48 |
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karl fungus posted:Why are these screencaps always spread around with at least one person replying "this is beautiful" or "holy poo poo" or whatever. Do they feel it makes the story seem more real if someone reacts to it? I have a roommate who narrates her thoughts on every shot like this whenever we watch movies together.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 23:26 |
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duralict posted:I have a roommate who narrates her thoughts on every shot like this whenever we watch movies together. Did you say Movies? quote:Parental Misguidance, Part 2
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 09:14 |
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Try to spot all the STDH! (This is all from one guy)
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 12:18 |
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Geektox posted:
I think it's easier just to highlight the STH. - He lost 4 buttcoins from signing up with a dodgy (i.e., any) online wallet "service" - He wears a fedora to work
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 13:46 |
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I felt nauseated just reading the text "brown and yellow plaid...fedora".
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 16:12 |
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Geektox posted:
"I want a car that will let people know I am a terrible person with terrible taste before I even speak, can someone help me with that?"
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 16:18 |
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Nth Doctor posted:I can verify. My sister-in-law volunteered at a hotline when she was in college and there were a few frequent flyer masturbaters. I'm curious, what do these guys say when they call up? Do they straight up start talking dirty or do they lead into it with a sad story first?
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 17:31 |
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Clochette posted:I'm curious, what do these guys say when they call up? Do they straight up start talking dirty or do they lead into it with a sad story first? Sometimes they lead in with the sad story, more often they get off on someone just talking to them.
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