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CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Cthulu Carl posted:

I think this US vs. Japan Women's Curling match on CNBC is actually part of the special Olympics

I watched it earlier. That's unfair to Special Olympians.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Drifter posted:

I never realized Lugers had pointy poo poo on their fingertips.



It's the closest thing lugers can have to brakes.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CzarStark posted:

I watched it earlier. That's unfair to Special Olympians.

*Japan knocks out literally all the rocks trying to get one American rock that was out in the open in front of the house*

Announcer: Oh, and Japan has given the US a golden opportunity to score!

*American skipper rockets the Hammer through the house, into the stands and possibly into orbit*

Announcer: :frogout:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

It's the closest thing lugers can have to brakes.

we've all learned from georgia that their faces don't work

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

Paradox Personified posted:

That old guy was gonna have a heart attack anyway, remember that study about vodka and people dying in Russia?

That's a great punch line.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Spanish Manlove posted:

we've all learned from georgia that their faces don't work

steel poles work really well though

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Paradox Personified posted:

That old guy was gonna have a heart attack anyway, remember that study about vodka and people dying in Russia?


Battlefield Sochi

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw

Top video on youtube. :golfclap:

Needs gifing!

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

I already posted it, a page or two ago but here we go again;

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Paradox Personified posted:

I already posted it, a page or two ago but here we go again;


Sorry comrade, did not see it. I think it was because I was focused on those last two you posted and watched them at least 10 times.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
There's just so much to tarp! I mean gif! It'll never end...

... never end....
...... I wonder what Costas' eyes look like now. Did his retinas and cornea fully detach, yet?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Women's skeleton on NBC now, announcer said the track is 'really sketchy'

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.

you irl posted:

Women's skeleton on NBC now, announcer said the track is 'really sketchy'

That whole event is loving sketchy. You know the track is bad when the Skeleton competitors are complaining.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Vulpes posted:

That whole event is loving sketchy. You know the track is bad when the Skeleton competitors are complaining.

Until someone slams into a pillar and dies I am going to call them sissy whiners.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
"Scrambled eggs inside his 4x pants"

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012
Why does the snowboarding slopestyle get all the hype? These skiers doing the same coarse are doing way more complicated tricks and looks more impressive than a guy just doing a 720.

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

you irl posted:

Women's skeleton on NBC now, announcer said the track is 'really sketchy'
The snow is clumpy thanks to the warm temperatures so yeah it's really sketchy.

e.g. Shaun White loving up on the half-pipe when he went through the middle.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Grey Fox V2 posted:

The snow is clumpy thanks to the warm temperatures so yeah it's really sketchy.

e.g. Shaun White loving up on the half-pipe when he went through the middle.

I can see how snow on the skeleton ice track would indeed be a problem!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Figure skating is so terribly lame.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

I think this US vs. Japan Women's Curling match on CNBC is actually part of the special Olympics

why come?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

redshirt posted:

Figure skating is so terribly lame.

on the bright side the legs are wonderful

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

redshirt posted:

Figure skating is so terribly lame.

oh for the days of Katarina Witt :swoon:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


dad gay. so what?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

dad gay. so what?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Paradox Personified posted:

There's just so much to tarp! I mean gif! It'll never end...

... never end....
...... I wonder what Costas' eyes look like now. Did his retinas and cornea fully detach, yet?

Costas Simulator 2013


This was like the third end of the match:

Cthulu Carl posted:

*Japan knocks out literally all the rocks trying to get one American rock that was out in the open in front of the house*

Announcer: Oh, and Japan has given the US a golden opportunity to score!

*American skipper rockets the Hammer through the house, into the stands and possibly into orbit*

Announcer: :frogout:

I mean, after that, they got their heads out of their asses and the American women (finally) won, but drat.


In figure skating news, anyone have the slo-mo of the American without the ponytail eating it hard on the ice?

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
"Wu-Tang's for the children!"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

oh for the days of Katarina Witt :swoon:

i still irrationally hate tara lipinski

but sarah hughes is from a couple of towns from me, can't hate

CannedMacabre posted:

"Wu-Tang's for the children!"

https://vine.co/v/M7eex17ZAVm

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

FrozenVent posted:

Battlefield Sochi

that's the most specific red text ive seen so far

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

that's the most specific red text ive seen so far

"Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits."

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

buttcrackmenace posted:

BTW "Grovergrad - OoOo*" will never not be funny

I literally burst out laughing in the middle of work because a magazine cover reminded of the thread title.

Don't worry though, it was snowed in so I was the only one there.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I literally burst out laughing in the middle of work because a magazine cover reminded of the thread title.

Don't worry though, it was snowed in so I was the only one there.

can't wait for the grover gif to come true a few years from now when all the buildings sink into the swamp or collapse.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Norway's pants status: still awesome.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

mirthdefect posted:

Norway's pants status: still awesome.



Norway's hockey status: still sucks dick. :smug:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


I haven't been following this thread but can anyone explain why every single ski/snowboard athlete is wearing green goggles?


Also: Ski slopestyle >>>>>>> snowboard slopestyle :colbert:

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Agrajag posted:

Norway's hockey status: still sucks dick. :smug:

The magic was within you the whole time!

*sucks at hockey*

Oh... nope, definitely the pants.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Literally anything > Curling

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

strangemusic posted:

I haven't been following this thread but can anyone explain why every single ski/snowboard athlete is wearing green goggles?

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Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

TontoCorazon posted:

Literally anything > Curling

You take it back. Curling is the only sport worth watching.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Wooten posted:

You take it back. Curling is the only sport worth watching.

The rivalries in hockey eclipses everything else in the Olympics.

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Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

TontoCorazon posted:

Literally anything < Curling

ftfy

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