2014 Drunk Thread: i guess balls are like faces and bleed a lot

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Did that bronytard kid die yet or is he still on life support?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 21:19

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 15:09

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Carteret posted:

How can you be a Pre-op trans woman and never even dated a guy, or experienced gay sex? I think it would be kind of weird to lop off all your stuff before ever being with another guy to see if you even like it.

You know how when you hit a foreign port and see you can get tats super cheap and you haven't really thought about getting ink before but you've only got a couple hours to spare? Probably something like that

# ? Feb 10, 2014 23:25

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sBMBGMmVx0

# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:02

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Carteret posted:

How can you be a Pre-op trans woman and never even dated a guy, or experienced gay sex? I think it would be kind of weird to lop off all your stuff before ever being with another guy to see if you even like it.

Then again, mental illness...

"I whacked my junk off, better change my sexual preferences" :psyduck:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:10

bengy81: May 8, 2010

bengy81 fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Feb 11, 2014

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:41

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvBAtyFoFL8

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:48

polpot saved asia: Aug 28, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQLYalpIUac

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:08

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Got lost and thought he was in the AF thread

# ? Feb 11, 2014 14:33

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:22

GreenMeat: Sep 2, 2002; slow mutant

Evan Williams plus CSA: Confederate States of America on Netflix

:stonk:

# ? Feb 12, 2014 05:23

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Got my tax return back. Used it to get ahead on all of my bills for the next few months. And that excited me.

gently caress I'm so bored. Only a few months left.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 06:12

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcLlS4pm7Js

# ? Feb 12, 2014 16:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I'm "Mason's Smooth Cock Tickler"

# ? Feb 12, 2014 20:11

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

"Waggoner's Smooth Cock Fancier"

Which does fit with everything I've heard about Wagner

# ? Feb 12, 2014 20:17

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shepard's Ruby Cock Worrier

# ? Feb 12, 2014 21:47

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Ghillie's Old Cock Tickler-Teaser

# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:05

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Heyfags Nobodycares Whatyour Alenameis

Now let's read each others' horoscopes and share our Wu-Tang Name Generator results.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:12

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Heyfags Nobodycares Whatyour Alenameis

Now let's read each others' horoscopes and share our Wu-Tang Name Generator results.

sounds like you need a midol and a tub of ice cream bitch

# ? Feb 12, 2014 22:44

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

What's a ice cream bitch

# ? Feb 12, 2014 23:02

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

A lot of GiP was born in June, is what I'm learning

# ? Feb 12, 2014 23:07

Mr. Samuel Shitley: Jun 15, 2007; by XyloJW

Booblord Zagats posted:

A lot of GiP loves cock, is what I'm learning

# ? Feb 12, 2014 23:38

RichieHimself: May 27, 2004; No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Victor Vermis posted:

Wu-Tang Name Generator results.

Thunderous Ambassador

# ? Feb 13, 2014 00:56

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

My brother just sent me this http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3608463&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6#post425674316 .The first sentence in that post is the single goddamed gooniest thing I have ever read

# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:43

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:01

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Facebook lets you input a custom gender now.

Brb changing mine to "car"

# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:19

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Facebook lets you input a custom gender now.

Brb changing mine to "car"

Mine won't change. It says, "You must select one or more custom genders to save.

It's not CUSTOM if my options are restricted. FASHbook.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:15

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Can only choose up to ten genders.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 23:35

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

gleep gloop posted:

Can only choose up to ten genders.

quote:

Among other new gender options identified on Facebook so far: Trans Female, Trans Male, Trans Person, Gender Variant, Gender Questioning, Bigender, Androgynous, Pangender and Transsexual.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:08

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Brb changing mine to "car"

Make sure all of your status updates end with "Vrooma zoom zoom!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le6kkOnVIY8&t=43s

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:10

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Once again I am denied the right to identify as a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich". FB needs to check its bread and dairy privilege.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:16

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Once again I am denied the right to identify as a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich". FB needs to check its bread and dairy privilege.

Shameful (lactose) intolerance

# ? Feb 14, 2014 00:19

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

my pronouns are zxgregfarwegfr4gq35g

# ? Feb 14, 2014 01:56

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

shyduck posted:

my pronouns are zxgregfarwegfr4gq35g

when i was like 4 years old i asked my mom why woman had "man" in it. she said "because it is supposed to be pronounced WOAH MAN!"

i think this has impacted my beliefs more than anything.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 02:08