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Thora posted:Why do you ladies with Curl Privilege insist on trying to tame your gorgeous hair? It makes me sad as I am a straighthair. I just do my bangs, usually it takes me two minutes. I really don't know what happened this time, but it's bad. My hairdresser is going to be so mad at me 
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poopkitty posted:Ooh, Nessa, yes. This. Have fun, girl! I didn't have sex until I was 18 and that was once. Tried a few and got married at 19. We grew up together, experimenting. Dialogue for gay romance movie; "Have you ever slept with a man?" "I experimented in college, but it never went anywhere" "Those results are useless if you can't reproduce them..."
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boom boom boom posted:Dialogue for gay romance movie; "Have you ever slept with a man?" "I experimented in college, but it never went anywhere" "Those results are useless if you can't reproduce them..." I think a romantic comedy where the running joke is just two horribly awkward, stilted scientists or something would be pretty funny tbh
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Fisticuffs posted:I think a romantic comedy where the running joke is just two horribly awkward, stilted scientists or something would be pretty funny tbh Happy Valentine's day I bought you an aquarium bye.
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Fisticuffs posted:I think a romantic comedy where the running joke is just two horribly awkward, stilted scientists or something would be pretty funny tbh Not sure anyone wants to pay money to see GBS: The Documentary
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False. I watched the Bronies documentary hoping to see Bronies made fun of for two hours. Unfortunately the weirdest superfans didn't make the flic but the point stands - unsympathetic narrators can make for great stories too.
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Fisticuffs posted:I think a romantic comedy where the running joke is just two horribly awkward, stilted scientists or something would be pretty funny tbh Wasn't that Love Potion #9 with Sandra Bullock?
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ditch the boyfriend and get a vibrator. happy valentine's day
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Feb 14, 2014 18:55
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I am a modern lady I can have both.
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Feb 14, 2014 18:56
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Reminded me of those times some people try to mock people that jerk it by smugly saying "Well I've got a girlfriend/boyfriend." They're hardly related!
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amarantinesky posted:Umm don't you know that sexual or romantic partners exist solely to cater to your desire for sex whenever you want it? you've almost got it right: you should make him come to you
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Fisticuffs posted:I think a romantic comedy where the running joke is just two horribly awkward, stilted scientists or something would be pretty funny tbh wasn't there a film with Walter Matthau playing Einstein that was pretty much this?
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Feb 14, 2014 19:12
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I went out in the snow and pet dogs.
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what's the best color to wear with my valentine's day noose?
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Matching wrist ropes. I'm kidding don't do anything rash I asked the entire ladythread to be my valentine earlier today and that includes you 
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:what's the best color to wear with my valentine's day noose? hey it could be worse you could be sick and in belgium
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Thora posted:Matching wrist ropes. I'm at a chocolate store now
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I got iced tea
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:They sell tea, and chocolate I bought Adagio tea thanks to this thread
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 Not a trusty.
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Pookah posted:
you really know the way to aartek's heart
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trusty_system_%28prison%29 The "trusty system" (sometimes homophonically though perhaps incorrectly called "trustee system") was a strict system of discipline and security in the United States made compulsory under Mississippi state law (but also used in other states, such as Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana and Texas) as the method of controlling and working inmates at Mississippi State Penitentiary at Parchman, Mississippi's only prison. It was designed to replace convict leasing. Under this system, designated inmates were used by staff to control and administer physical punishment to other inmates according to a strict prison-determined inmate hierarchy of power.[1] The case of Gates v. Collier (Gates v. Collier Prison Reform Case, 1970–1971) ended the flagrant abuse of inmates under the trusty system and other prison abuses which had continued essentially unchanged since the building of the prison in 1903 in Mississippi. Other states using the trusty system were also forced to give it up under this ruling.[2]
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more generally it's a prisoner who gets special privileges and some degree of authority over other prisoners because the wardens consider them reliable being called a trusty is often similar in implication to a "stool pigeon"
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amarantinesky posted:What's a trusty? Very thoughtful of them.
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tomorrow... tomorrow I can get chocolate for cheap
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boom boom boom posted:Happy Valentine's day I bought you an aquarium bye. don't plagiarize my life t 
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Corn Thongs posted:tomorrow... saturday is grocery day for me to it's perfect timing 
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Thora posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trusty_system_%28prison%29 See: all the variations of the song "Parchment Farm". Son House did one and was actually there, Mose Allison, John Mayall, Johnny Winter, Jeff Buckley, etc.
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happy valentine's here is tom hiddleston reading a raunchy poem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv-HIedmktE
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I may or may not have far too much of this chocolate stashed away: It is weirdly delicious and I will be pretty damned annoyed if they discontinue it.
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WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:I bought Adagio tea thanks to this thread Same. Also, while my sweetheart is in Missouri, I have been given a box of See's candy, so this is an a-okay Valentine's Day.
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I wonder if the pro-lifers will have their giant billboards of photoshopped mutilated fetuses and baby corpses up this year, like they did last valentine's day on my college's campus
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Thora posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trusty_system_%28prison%29 Corn Thongs posted:tomorrow...  and other Brits can too using https://www.chocs.co.uk/CHOCOLATE DO IT NOWedit: also you get a free tube of cocoa butter moisturiser so that's kinda neat
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Susan B. Antimony posted:Same. Also, while my sweetheart is in Missouri, I have been given a box of See's candy, so this is an a-okay Valentine's Day. Chai, chocolate chai, and Thai chai. Yourself? Sample size plus a $5 off coupon = I bought them for a dollar plus shipping. You can do it yourself, just google Adagio coupon
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