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CannedMacabre posted:You know what the best part of a Strat is? The pick guard. Urgghhhh tobacco burst. I hate tobacco burst. Ableist Kinkshamer posted:I knew a kid in high school who took a chainsaw to his BC rich and just cut away like, most of the body below the strings (below when you're holding the guitar), and it looked significantly cooler than any unmodified BC Rich ever has or will. Somewhere, Liberace is blushing. Edit: Second Edit: Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Feb 13, 2014 |
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Lol don't hate on Liberace that dude still owns
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 22:53 |
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once you get to a certain level of flamboyant it really doesn't matter what you do you're immune to mockery
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GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:once you get to a certain level of flamboyant it really doesn't matter what you do you're immune to mockery See also: Bootsy Collins
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A Good Username posted:I see you and raise Ahhh, the good old Swop Shop. The fact that I immediately recognised the carpet in this photo tells me I spend way too much time (and money) looking at second hand gear. Some other gems from their current stock: Signed by Paul Stanley! Ugh, okay Ibanez you can go back to making pointy guitars again... No idea what this is supposed to be. Bassists! Actually I kind of like this one... Fat guitar.
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That B&W Acoustic 12 string is a mariachi guitar if I ever saw one. It's pretty common for mariachi players to commission or buy sorta goofy looking instruments in the B&W color scheme. They look stupid on their own but they sort of work once everyone is in goofy costumes and stuff. That Gretsch bass is pretty good from a certain standpoint. They sound pretty great and are small but still have good sustain so some people like them. One of my old school teachers used to play one before he had a Tobias (nothing says "I'm a Dad in a Jam Band!" like a Michael Tobias bass).
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 02:13 |
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Don't mind me, just strummin' out a tune on Han Solo's frozen cock.
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CannedMacabre posted:Don't mind me, just strummin' out a tune on Han Solo's frozen cock. It'll do the Kessel Spice Riff in under 12 parsecs.
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Declan MacManus posted:All of Metasonix's poo poo is like that I would literally kill someone to get one of their vacuum tube drum modules. Alas, yeah, the main thing preventing me from liking Metasonix is that I'd have "FELCH" or "PROLAPSE" or something written on every other control, and frankly I don't want people to looking at my gear.
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Bill Posters posted:Bassists!
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:22 |
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Terry Bozzio took a weird turn recently, huh?
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Harry in Rio posted:
i am incredibly jelly re: your arshole
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:25 |
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i'm seeing a Star Wars cover band, bass player has the same thing except it's lando calrissian
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CannedMacabre posted:Ovation electric acoustic poo poo I completely forgot how much i hate these guitars nothing says "megachurch worship leader" like a cherryburst ovation with those loving tacky-rear end plastic backs and stupid, ineffectual soundholes and bad action and crappy build quality
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 10:19 |
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I wasnt happy with the previous Djentstick that was posted, missed out on the mids and thats just not acceptable Im using tone wood and the finest Bareknuckle Aftermath and Ibby 7 string pickups to maximize on said toneweood.
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Harry in Rio posted:
At first I was like "lol valvestate" but then I was like "wait a minute, a CD input?" So, am jelly.
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Astrobastard posted:I wasnt happy with the previous Djentstick that was posted, missed out on the mids and thats just not acceptable Put the pickups on a swivel so you can have them parallel or perpendicular to the string, thus maximizing your tone capabilities.
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Harry in Rio posted:
more interested in the crate excalibur tbqh
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 18:11 |
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Sockington posted:Put the pickups on a swivel so you can have them parallel or perpendicular to the string, thus maximizing your tone capabilities. I was actually thinking I could pivot them on one screw for adjustable Tone™, I'll have to figure out how to wire them up considering I've never actually wired up pickups before but the actual build should be painless
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Astrobastard posted:I wasnt happy with the previous Djentstick that was posted, missed out on the mids and thats just not acceptable Haha, yessssss!!!
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Astrobastard posted:I was actually thinking I could pivot them on one screw for adjustable Tone™, I'll have to figure out how to wire them up considering I've never actually wired up pickups before but the actual build should be painless A two pickup set-up is very easy to do, you should find everything you need here http://www.seymourduncan.com/support/wiring-diagrams/ I don't have PM's so if you need any more help, just shoot me an email; wfwild@hotmail.co.uk Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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I'd wire them both in series to the output jack for maximum br00talness
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 20:29 |
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gently caress anyone whose bass drum doesnt have a blanket in it. I also have rags duck taped to the bottom heads on all my other drums.
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Do morally ugly guitars count? I was learning guitar in high school and ended up with an Ibanez much like this: I absolutely hated that piece of poo poo. Every single thing with it was a struggle. I don't remember the terminology for most of these things but: - It had two little locking clamps up by the nut that were, I guess, supposed to help you stay in tune while thrashing or leaping around a stage or something. If I remember correctly you had to use an Alan wrench to unlock them. - It had a "floating tremolo" (at least that's what the burnout at Sam Ash who sold it to me called it), which meant that the guitar was never, ever in tune, not even for the briefest of moments. One tiny tap of the whammy bar and every single string was off pitch, forever. I was a retarded teenager and found tuning a guitar to be a life-or-death struggle under even the most favorable conditions, but it was pretty much impossible with this horrible instrument. About ten years later I traded it in for a $99 Fender acoustic guitar, which was a lot more fun and infinitely more playable.
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Gilgameshback posted:
So you had a Floyd Rose or similar? Correctly setup they never ever go out of tune no matter how much you dive bomb or whatever. That's sort of the whole point with those.
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:gently caress anyone whose bass drum doesnt have a blanket in it. My mom got pissed because I kept using her throw pillows.
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Dr. Klas posted:So you had a Floyd Rose or similar? Correctly setup they never ever go out of tune no matter how much you dive bomb or whatever. That's sort of the whole point with those. In fairness, if you don't know how to set up a floyd rose then they can be a bit of a pain. The cheaper licensed ones can be squiffy too, especially when they get worn.
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Dr. Klas posted:So you had a Floyd Rose or similar? Correctly setup they never ever go out of tune no matter how much you dive bomb or whatever. That's sort of the whole point with those. I believe this was a real bargain basement Floyd Rose (the guitar cost about $200, if I remember), and it certainly wasn't set up correctly. My guitar teacher mostly played acoustic jazz and could barely figure out how to string the guitar, much less get the tremolo working right. And I knew nothing at all about it.
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Dr. Klas posted:So you had a Floyd Rose or similar? Correctly setup they never ever go out of tune no matter how much you dive bomb or whatever. That's sort of the whole point with those. Well, I have an Ibanez with a lopro edge (supposedly high end Floyd Rose clone) and that poo poo just would not be in tune no matter how many springs etc with heavier strings. I tried everything for a few years untill I blocked it. I put a Tremol-no in it a few years ago and it was still a piece of poo poo without everything locked down.
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W424 posted:Well, I have an Ibanez with a lopro edge (supposedly high end Floyd Rose clone) and that poo poo just would not be in tune no matter how many springs etc with heavier strings. I tried everything for a few years untill I blocked it. I put a Tremol-no in it a few years ago and it was still a piece of poo poo without everything locked down. The cheaper copies are made out of this cheapo soft metal that wears really easily. For a Floyd-Rose to work properly it really needs to use decent steel and the ones on the cheaper Ibanez's are loving terrible. Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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Gilgameshback posted:Do morally ugly guitars count? Those RGs were far superior to anything that the other manufacturers produced 8-10 years ago. Wizard neck, pretty decent pickups, floyd rose (dont forgot your tuning comb), not bad for the price at all. Was pretty funny in our band though because the 2 guitarists used to have to switch from an (£800ish) RG and a £2k PRS, to a Yamaha Pacifica 112 and a Squier Strat because one of the songs was in Drop C. Thanks locked tuning
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Apparently this was owned by Porl Thompson of The Cure
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White Dog Eggs posted:Apparently this was owned by Porl Thompson of The Cure this at least explains why their basslines are so fun to play, dude's a huge nerd e: actually what the gently caress instrument is that anyway some sort of electric banjo bass monstrosity? i like those string smacker buttons though
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Dewgy posted:this at least explains why their basslines are so fun to play, dude's a huge nerd apparently some guy makes this contraption that you can attach to your guitar to play it like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFdf2Dh4RH0
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:gently caress anyone whose bass drum doesnt have a blanket in it. Your recording engineer will thank you. I know I would.
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White Dog Eggs posted:The cheaper copies are made out of this cheapo soft metal that wears really easily. For a Floyd-Rose to work properly it really needs to use decent steel and the ones on the cheaper Ibanez's are loving terrible. pretty much the only floyds worth a poo poo are the original and gotoh licensed ones jackson's older licensed floyds were alright, but ibanez's have never been very good
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comes along bort posted:pretty much the only floyds worth a poo poo are the original and gotoh licensed ones They are cheap to replace at least, you can get a replacement of the same quality for just over £20 if you know where to look, you can reinforce the pivot points by cutting and filing a stainless steel washer in half and gluing it on with epoxy, makes them last twice as long but looks a bit goofy.
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All of my guitars are ugly as heck. I do have an Ibanez Jem 555 thing, plays well but it's got a lovely monkey grip thing, and the fretboard looks like frilly poo poo. It's got one of those floating tremolo things though, and it stays in tune really well. I don't know much about guitars, but power chords sound nice on it. Here's an unrelated ugly / comfy guitar
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Ball Cupper posted:All of my guitars are ugly as heck. I do have an Ibanez Jem 555 thing, plays well but it's got a lovely monkey grip thing, and the fretboard looks like frilly poo poo. It's got one of those floating tremolo things though, and it stays in tune really well. I don't know much about guitars, but power chords sound nice on it. I miss my furry guitar Check out this thing, it's like a burrito. A tone burrito! yours for $3000
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