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Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
45 and 90 being high is obvious due to added time, but why does he score most in the 23rd minute of both the first and second half?

It's a conspiracy.

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brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
90th minute includes everything from 89:00 onwards

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Ravel posted:

90th minute includes everything from 89:00 onwards

I'd be curious if it also includes cup games that go into extra time (as in 120 minutes), but then again I have no clue how many of those he's ever played, much less scored in.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



I love pictures like these

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



Is this Moochester United?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Ravel posted:

90th minute includes everything from 89:00 onwards

...and he scores those dodgy added time penalties that certain clubs in a certain league oh so often get.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Iirc the last unique minute was the 7th as well

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



I'd have one of those cows over Liam Ridgewell imo

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



Better than the ones I used to play on.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Thirteenth Step posted:

I'd have one of those cows over Liam Ridgewell imo
I wouldn't, they've got two left feet

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



gently caress, at least it's all grass. That's a step up from stuff I used to play on.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



Mine had zero cows and zero grass. At least we had actual goals and not sweaters, so it wasn't completely poo poo.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Paperhouse posted:

I wouldn't, they've got two left feet

:newlol:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
We played football on hard concrete and we liked it.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

:wtc:


brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok




Kenya-related news

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

brocked posted:

football pitch in Kenya, somewhere between Kisii & Narok



Jozy getting practice in I see

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sauska posted:

Jozy getting practice in I see

I don't see any donkeys out there.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Shrapnac posted:

I don't see any donkeys out there.

Gotta be a big ol' pile of cow poo poo though.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Charlotte Hornets posted:

...and he scores those dodgy added time penalties that certain clubs in a certain league oh so often get.

Yeah but he's been out of England for years now.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazFMIGlnqY

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


what that a shot at goal from like 3 yards out.....?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

lmao, Atletico got only a 600 euro fine for that.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

That is an impressive shot, though.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

R. Mute posted:

That is an impressive shot, though.

He was aiming for Ramos, nobody would be so mean to lovely Cristiano

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
He probably just plays FIFA too much and always goes up against Real Madrid where a corner is basically an automatic headed in goal for Ramos.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

I love how the lighter breaks into bits and pieces.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Tom Finney, PNE legend, the guy in this photo, and qualified plumber has died :(

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing


:allears:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
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chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

nice

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Nice pasting skills.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOBGCy_4ycU

Legia's latest signing. Skills match video quality.

:suicide:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

mackintosh posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOBGCy_4ycU

Legia's latest signing. Skills match video quality.

:suicide:

Haha, that's most definitely in the wrong thread.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSw90W5Ipg

loving unreal. I would kill to sign him this summer.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Eboracum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSw90W5Ipg

loving unreal. I would kill to sign him this summer.

I would too. I loving love Balotelli and I'd be a huge Mario apologist if we signed him.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Seedorf is a stylish mother fucker.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

holy moly :eyepop:

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