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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > endtimes.exe

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:10

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 14:45

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:14

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:18

zgrowler2: Oct 29, 2011; HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:20

Noni: Jul 8, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

Get the beer too.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:20

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Noni posted:

Get the beer too.

gently caress it. Can we load an old save?

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:21

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:31

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip and a beer

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:46

DUNCAN DONUTS: Mar 27, 2010; by XyloJW

>loudly quote scenes from the popular internet video series, "The Tourette's Guy"

# ? Feb 15, 2014 02:57

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

Noni posted:

Get the beer too.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 03:09

Rubbergoose: Jul 13, 2006

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 03:15

Greenllama: Jun 10, 2013; I am a green llama capable of posting on SA forums. Please adopt me.

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 03:23

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

7thBatallion posted:

Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.

a clear choice

# ? Feb 15, 2014 03:41

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

while we're there lets tell johnny that the centaur has seven aces

# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:24

ploots: Mar 19, 2010

gggiiimmmppp posted:

while we're there lets tell johnny that the centaur has seven aces

# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:55

Rubbergoose: Jul 13, 2006

gggiiimmmppp posted:

while we're there lets tell johnny that the centaur has seven aces

Get the whip and then summon Motörhead to unleash the Ace of Spades on Johnny.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:59

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Feb 15, 2014 05:58

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

>Convince male slave (the naked man on the left) to piss toward the pentagram- the wetness should break the drawing up and put out the candles, rendering it fairly useless, and Centaurius can't aim at two people at once.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 05:59

nabo: Oct 23, 2010

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 05:59

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Touch the staff to the ground, causing vines and vegetation to spring forth and overwhelm the centaur.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:01

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

murder him with vines

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:01

DUNCAN DONUTS: Mar 27, 2010; by XyloJW

>taunt the man in the cage with the micropenis by waving your large weiner in his direction

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:03

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

>dismount golem, order it to charge the centaur, maybe set it ablaze before sending it forth.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:04

FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
Return of Mido

Intercept the incoming arrow with Old man's rear end

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:04

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:05

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:08

sesame_samuel_: Dec 24, 2012; Pork Pro

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:08

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Demon of the East posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:08

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

>Stop everything! Proceed to have whacky, 90's TV style high-school Flashback with Centaur and Mageguy! :neckbeard:

:neckbeard:

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Feb 15, 2014

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:09

JossiRossi: Jul 28, 2008; A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:14

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

> just hide behind the golem and let the dead bodies take the arrow. Then have the golem kill the centaur

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:14

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

Now that we have the whip, let's have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:18

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

> humanize yourself and face to kittens

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:21

walking: Nov 27, 2013

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:23

Cantorsdust: Aug 10, 2008; Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:24

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

> humanize yourself and face to kittens

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:28

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:28

packsmack: Jan 6, 2013

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:29

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

challenge the centaur to a full game of arkham horror

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:31

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Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end.

# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:32

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