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HAPPY LOVE DAY EVERYBODY
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 17:21 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 22:59 |
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It was an unusually warm February 14, so the children walked home without jackets. Unusually warm here in Texas, after a week of cold, while the rest of the South freezes their nuts off.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 17:49 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:HAPPY LOVE DAY EVERYBODY CatchrNdRy, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 18:41 |
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Arctic Baldwin posted:Who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib. What's a jib?
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 18:47 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:HAPPY LOVE DAY EVERYBODY Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 19:04 |
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I am Sir Loves-a-lot, the bear who loves to love.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 19:14 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:CatchrNdRy, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. Don't you ruin another Love Day!
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 19:32 |
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You're quite good at turning me on.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 20:06 |
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You should probably ignore that.
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 20:18 |
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Now what you gotta do If you want to get a kiss Is act real smooth and make your move like this:
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 20:59 |
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Remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grampa?
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:09 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grampa? Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:21 |
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That's because you were drunk!
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:26 |
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Man Alive! posted:Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive? And let's not forget your little speech!
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:37 |
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IMJack posted:And let's not forget your little speech! Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:43 |
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IMJack posted:And let's not forget your little speech! Kids! We're good parents now! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!
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# ? Feb 14, 2014 21:45 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:You're quite good at turning me on. I dunno... you'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 00:08 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Kids! We're good parents now! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE! Money gets you one more round, drink it down, you stupid clown. Money gets you one more round, you're out on your rear end. Whoah! Ow, my back!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 00:09 |
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Daktar posted:Money gets you one more round, drink it down, you stupid clown. Money gets you one more round, you're out on your rear end. That's when it's time to kick some back.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 00:36 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That's when it's time to kick some back.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:15 |
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Whatever you have planned for tonight, count me out.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:23 |
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TMMadman posted:Everyone who's found true love may leave early today! Why wont I die!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 04:37 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Why wont I die! Looks like it's suicide again for me.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:10 |
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IMJack posted:Looks like it's suicide again for me. Then IMJack, seeing what the world would be like if he had never been born, pulled his head out of the oven and replaced it with a plump Christmas goose.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:38 |
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So my job sells a lot of products that we import from China. Today I noticed that one of the items we sell was wrapped up in Chinese newspapers. It reminded me of the Powersauce episode and I was so tempted to say "Hmm.. Deng Xioping died" But I don't think any of my idiot coworkers would have caught the reference.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 06:54 |
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Yeah, they'd probably want to spend time with their families or something
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 07:03 |
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IMJack posted:Looks like it's suicide again for me. Drink-Mix Man posted:Then IMJack, seeing what the world would be like if he had never been born, pulled his head out of the oven and replaced it with a plump Christmas goose.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 09:28 |
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, they'd probably want to spend time with their families or something Well, you're closing, it's getting late, my kids are probably wondering where their daddy is... There's got to be some other place we can go! Thank, Jerusalem, think!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 12:13 |
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The best meat is in the rump.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 15:57 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Well, you're closing, it's getting late, my kids are probably wondering where their daddy is... I want to go to Mount Splashmore! Take me take me take me take me now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Mount Splashmore, take me there right now!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 16:27 |
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Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 17:29 |
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Daktar posted:Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? For the last time, YES!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 22:40 |
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Man Alive! posted:For the last time, YES! Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 23:11 |
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There's something so unsettling about flying a kite at night.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 23:18 |
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Captain Foxy posted:There's something so unsettling about flying a kite at night. Helloo, Foxy Dear.
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 23:37 |
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Captain Foxy posted:There's something so unsettling about flying a kite at night. Did somebody say "Box kites"?!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 23:45 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did somebody say "Box kites"?! No!
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# ? Feb 15, 2014 23:49 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did somebody say "Box kites"?! Now CharlieFoxtrot, you must promise not to fall in love with me!
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# ? Feb 16, 2014 00:57 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:Now CharlieFoxtrot, you must promise not to fall in love with me!
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# ? Feb 16, 2014 01:27 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 22:59 |
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Hogburto posted:First they hate each other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me.
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# ? Feb 16, 2014 01:32 |