The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Ninjasaurus posted:

Movies! What a rip-off! I don't have to stand here and take this. I... *zzzz*

Ya know what's great about you English? -Octopussy. Man, I must've seen that movie... twice.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 01:40

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:22

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Hogburto posted:

First they hate each other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me.

That's because you're a robot, Hogburto. :supaburn:

# ? Feb 16, 2014 01:54

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's because you're a robot, Hogburto.

Got you, my rumpy doppelganger!

# ? Feb 16, 2014 02:03

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's because you're a robot, Hogburto.

Let's see if they wore underwear back then!

# ? Feb 16, 2014 02:09

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

First they hate each other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me.

I bring you love!

# ? Feb 16, 2014 02:14

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

I bring you love!

It's bringing love! Break its legs! :black101:

# ? Feb 16, 2014 02:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

It's bringing love! Break its legs!

But Root Bear, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in?

# ? Feb 16, 2014 03:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Let's see if they wore underwear back then!

Free and easy, Locust! There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 03:22

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Let's see if they wore underwear back then!

Must... drop... pantaloons

# ? Feb 16, 2014 03:46

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Must... drop... pantaloons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDlHW5aAC0

# ? Feb 16, 2014 05:22

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But Root Bear, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in?

I'll try, but I'm not making any promises! :colbert:

# ? Feb 16, 2014 05:37

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Root Bear, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 06:03

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Let's see if they wore underwear back then!

Hey kid wanna see a dead body?

# ? Feb 16, 2014 06:12

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Daktar posted:

Root Bear, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed. :smith:

# ? Feb 16, 2014 06:13

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Let's see if they wore underwear back then!

Hmmm. I forgot to-uh-carry the one.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 10:55

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Skeesix posted:

Hmmm. I forgot to-uh-carry the one.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 10:58

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey kid wanna see a dead body?

What are you doing in my Corpse Ha... I mean Innocence Tube?

# ? Feb 16, 2014 13:59

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

I'll try, but I'm not making any promises!

I don't know, Root Bear. Trying is the first step towards failure.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 20:20

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Root Bear posted:

I'll try, but I'm not making any promises!

I can't promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 21:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

I can't promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I promise you goons lots of things. That's what make me such a good father.

# ? Feb 16, 2014 21:36

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

What are you doing in my Corpse Ha... I mean Innocence Tube?

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

# ? Feb 16, 2014 21:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey kid wanna see a dead body?

The SituAsian :rolleyes:

Well, if I was thread OP, I'd sure find better things to do with my time! Like getting quotes about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln back as separate posts. President Quotes, pffft, what a rip-off! I quote day in and day out.... :mad:

# ? Feb 16, 2014 23:39

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Hogburto posted:

I can't promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don' t understand!

# ? Feb 16, 2014 23:40

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.

Jerusalem posted:

The SituAsian Well, if I was thread OP, I'd sure find better things to do with my time! Like getting quotes about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln back as separate posts. President Quotes, pffft, what a rip-off! I quote day in and day out....

Slow down, slow down! Who's been stealing your thoughts?

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.

Slow down, slow down! Who's been stealing your thoughts?

OOBROAPROMATOURDAWHA!

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:22

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Jerusalem posted:

OOBROAPROMATOURDAWHA!

...It's a ring-toss game.

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:26

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.

Slow down, slow down! Who's been stealing your thoughts?

The Rand Corporation :wotwot:

, in conjunction with the saucer :smugdroid:

people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires :drac:

�

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:29

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

The Rand Corporation , in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires �

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:33

Ninjasaurus: Feb 11, 2014; This is indeed a disturbing universe.

jscolon2.0 posted:

The Rand Corporation , in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires �

Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, egghead!

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ninjasaurus posted:

Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, egghead!

So those egg council creeps got to you too, huh? :mad:

# ? Feb 17, 2014 00:39

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

the reverse vampires �

They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

# ? Feb 17, 2014 02:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

I gotta go. My drat wiener goons are listening.

# ? Feb 17, 2014 02:05

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Oh come on, Everything Counts, we both know these children have no future!

# ? Feb 17, 2014 02:07

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

OOBROAPROMATOURDAWHA!

AAAAAHHHHHluhluhluhluhluhluh! Euughh, bludludlubludAH! Bludah-bludDEE! EEE-OOH-EEE-OOH-EEE-OOH. Vvvvt, vvvt. HAHdubuduh. Wooohooohooohooohoo....

# ? Feb 17, 2014 02:11

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

AAAAAHHHHHluhluhluhluhluhluh! Euughh, bludludlubludAH! Bludah-bludDEE! EEE-OOH-EEE-OOH-EEE-OOH. Vvvvt, vvvt. HAHdubuduh. Wooohooohooohooohoo....

I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage... and island rhythms.

# ? Feb 17, 2014 02:13

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

I gotta go. My drat wiener goons are listening.

We are not wieners!

# ? Feb 17, 2014 02:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

AAAAAHHHHHluhluhluhluhluhluh! Euughh, bludludlubludAH! Bludah-bludDEE! EEE-OOH-EEE-OOH-EEE-OOH. Vvvvt, vvvt. HAHdubuduh. Wooohooohooohooohoo....

All I'm going to do in this thread is sleep and eat... and maybe build a little fort.

# ? Feb 17, 2014 03:34