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a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


What are Bob and his wife doing in those cages?

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

Dookie-In-The-Pants
May 7, 2008

You don't have to tell me
this is a bad joke.....
you CAN just ignore it.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Order flesh golem to attack, use it as mobile cover. Have the flesh golem body slam the centaur, smothering him in rotting flesh.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

who the gently caress is this lovely john aces whoever and why do goons suck his dick

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OMGVBFLOL posted:

who the gently caress is this lovely john aces whoever and why do goons suck his dick
funny forums meme :witch:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Johnny 5Aces and everything he spawned was great. Gauss' drawings owned bones

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

RedTeam posted:

maybe offer him a toke on your weed staff.

Rubbergoose posted:

> Conjure an apple with the weed staff and offer it to him.

Horse-bitches love apples :smug:

> order golem to charge the centaur, sit back
> conjure apple
> conjure weed
> combine items and firehat, chill

The apple-bong makes a great distraction or peace offering. Let's just see how the fight plays out and have it ready in case.

Can the plant staff summon fungi, or only plants? This is important.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Can we go back down the hill to get more corpses and alter the corpse golem into some kind of corpse centaur-golem? Seems like we're at kind of a disadvantage here...

e:

Eruonen posted:

What are Bob and his wife doing in those cages?

Ha! I didn't even notice that. And maybe this centaur dude is Byron, all growed up?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Nah, we just need to get the corpse golem drunk.
We need that beer.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Byron is The Deceiver, and we haven't met him yet. The Summoner is the GWAR dude. Bob and his wife? Well, for one, Bob was bald...let's huck a beer bottle at this guy in the name of The Summoner I guess

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



they're some kinda angels, you can see wingstubs or whatever

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

Dr Cheesequake
Dec 23, 2008

I dream of humans and goblins co-existing peacefully

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH. 

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
Are there seriously people who don't get that the horse dude is Bob's son, who got merged with a my little pony by Satan & Beelz in the last one?

JESUS loving CHRIST YOU SCRUBS READ THE GODDAMN LORE :argh:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

pasture prime holy poo poo lol, this

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
>poo poo rear end gently caress rear end gently caress rear end rear end rear end gently caress rear end poo poo oval office poo poo gently caress rear end

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

rawdog pozfail posted:

>poo poo rear end gently caress rear end gently caress rear end rear end rear end gently caress rear end poo poo oval office poo poo gently caress rear end

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
More like endtimes.bas

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009


Pasture prime!

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
>Update

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

rawdog pozfail posted:

>poo poo rear end gently caress rear end gently caress rear end rear end rear end gently caress rear end poo poo oval office poo poo gently caress rear end

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Dr. Witherbone posted:

Are there seriously people who don't get that the horse dude is Bob's son, who got merged with a my little pony by Satan & Beelz in the last one?

JESUS loving CHRIST YOU SCRUBS READ THE GODDAMN LORE :argh:

Byron had blue ponyparts

Greenllama
Jun 10, 2013

I am a green llama capable of posting on SA forums. Please adopt me.

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

A Retardet Horse
Dec 25, 2009

what is
going
on?
what is
this?
ahhhh...
Thank the centaur for his previous service, and then combine the powers of fire and the staff to make flaming vines emerge from the ground and hold him down.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>entrap bow and arrow in vines
>set fire to centaur
>use trident to remove cooked centaur flesh
>eat flesh
>ejaculate on man in cage

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Sole.Sushi posted:

>ejaculate on man in cage

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Poland Spring posted:

Byron had blue ponyparts

poo poo

It does look like that centaur's got a cutie mark or something tho :reject:

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Are those furry assless chaps hangin up above centaur man?

>use whip to quickly snatch chaps. Put on chaps and wink disarmingly at Centaur man.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
>Make the corpse monster perform fellatio on the old man.
>Scream "I am king Captian Crunch!" while running in circles around them.

RalphTheWonderLlama
Jan 23, 2006

Baseball is serious business.
Use the golem as a shield and whip that fuckin bow over here. Then shove the bow up his rear end. Sideways.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

centaur's got a tramp stamp

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Cantorsdust posted:

centaur's got a tramp stamp

the correct term is cutbkfgblds,gkja/sgkkdsng.sdnfb

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

ok so you should save the game, light the whip on fire, whip the poo poo out of Homosex the Horseman and if you manage to defeat him say "whatup Bob" also i want the old man to tell me what the hell is going on and who this guy is, is he really the antichrist??

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Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

el burbo posted:

the correct term is cutbkfgblds,gkja/sgkkdsng.sdnfb
fine, the cutbkfgblds,gkja/sgkkdsng.sdnfb's got a tramp stamp

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