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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If you're not already using a Furminator, you should give it a shot. Way more efficient than other brushes in my experience, which matters most when the cat hates brushing. Just be sure you have the right model (short/long, big/small).

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pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x68V7XkOY0s&t=21s

catsit satanos cat in heck

CAT ON FIRE

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Anne Whateley posted:

If you're not already using a Furminator, you should give it a shot. Way more efficient than other brushes in my experience, which matters most when the cat hates brushing. Just be sure you have the right model (short/long, big/small).

oooh thanks! they look kind of hardcore but at this stage i'll try anything. the bloody woman's in her early 20s and i really dont want her to get any bowel obstructions bc she insists on eating herself

tradjik
Mar 2, 2007

im still not a girl

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlV7RhT6zHs

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

tradjik posted:

im still not a girl

I'm not either. I do have 2 x chromosomes, though.

tradjik
Mar 2, 2007


of course most of the posts are about how attractive she is/was

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

that's just embarrassing

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
me irl

http://www.feralnetwork.com/2014/02/15/video-addicted-to-looking-like-justin-bieber/

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I wish there were a female or gender-neutral term that had the same meaning as guy/dude

girl implies youth, woman and lady imply adulthood, and chick is just terrible

e: ugh I didn't even see that yt link, that is not a good song

tradjik
Mar 2, 2007

Portals posted:

I wish there were a female or gender-neutral term that had the same meaning as guy/dude

girl implies youth, woman and lady imply adulthood, and chick is just terrible

e: ugh I didn't even see that yt link, that is not a good song

totally, i say man or dude to my girl friends a lot and its kinda weird

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Portals posted:

I wish there were a female or gender-neutral term that had the same meaning as guy/dude

girl implies youth, woman and lady imply adulthood, and chick is just terrible

e: ugh I didn't even see that yt link, that is not a good song

I call everyone bro. It started to irritate my 12 year old, but I'm stuck now.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I've started calling people "friend" and I don't know where I got it from and I think it makes me sound like a creeper. But at least it's gender neutral!

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
i call everyone friendo and try to get em to participate in a coin toss

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Portals posted:

I wish there were a female or gender-neutral term that had the same meaning as guy/dude

girl implies youth, woman and lady imply adulthood, and chick is just terrible

e: ugh I didn't even see that yt link, that is not a good song

gals i know use dude

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

I tend to call everyone "dude" or "man". Essentially, I talk like Bart Simpson.

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Nessa posted:

I tend to call everyone "dude" or "man". Essentially, I talk like Bart Simpson.

Cowabunga!

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Nessa posted:

I tend to call everyone "dude" or "man". Essentially, I talk like Bart Simpson.

yeah but this gets really awkward if you're talking to someone who's mtf

I'm not trying to invalidate your gender I'm just trying to be casual :saddowns:

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
if they take offense to it tell em to grow a pair

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
UGH. I'm getting annoyed with people I know IRL on FB. I should really unfriend like 1/2 of my list and just leave family, but I am a nosy drama queen and cannot seem to do it. I wish I could just get rid of FB altogether but my family CANNOT figure out time changes and think it's funny when they wake me up at 2 AM on a work night so I keep it around so they can contact me there. Ugh. I'm so weak.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Desire sucks you guys.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

bathroom sounds posted:

Desire sucks you guys.

yeah

Portals fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Apr 4, 2014

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

bathroom sounds posted:

Desire sucks you guys.

You said it, Sister.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

I don't listen to Pat Benatar if I can help it

:aaa:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm trying to eat >20g of carbs per day and today i ate 90 and they all came from watermelon :( forbidden love

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
Tomorrow I start my new portion control diet. I love diets where they just tell me what to eat. Left to my own devices I'm terrible.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yeah stop worrying about demon Hitler-spawned carbs and just cut back on serving sizes in general.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Yeah stop worrying about demon Hitler-spawned carbs and just cut back on serving sizes in general.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
ngl he'd get a stare from me if i saw him wearing that

:catstare:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i can't take it anymore

tomorrow

i will eat a bun

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Avshalom posted:

i can't take it anymore

tomorrow

i will eat a bun

Your diet is really bad.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Your diet is really bad.
my diet WAS really bad

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
If you're only eating a few crumbs of bread a day and going nuts about it, it's still a bad diet.

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
i voted ur thread a 5, you know how to thank me ladies

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
im le dark memer

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Dexters Secret posted:

i voted ur thread a 5, you know how to thank me ladies
*removes underwear in a salacious fashion, reaches into vagina, and hands you a single tarantula*

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Dexters Secret posted:

i voted ur thread a 5, you know how to thank me ladies

Would you like your peniscat with or without it's turtleneck?

Edit: Welcome new lady thread friend!

teenytinymouse fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Feb 17, 2014

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Let they with 10% body fat cast the first bun-stone


But I dunno if it'd be worth it if I couldn't have a vegimite on toast every now and then.

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Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
dexter sucks

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