Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

timmporary
Jun 18, 2004

hello
Use the staff to summon vines and bind the centaur. Hit him with the whip and tell him you've always loved him while trying to hold back tears.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

quick make a crappy vine arrow nock itself into his bow so he can't use his good arrow

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Keep knocking arrows out of the air while slowly advancing toward the horse guy so we can kick him in his stupid horse balls.

OR

Point out we're wasting time fighting when we could be violating these slaves and this old man.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Feb 17, 2014

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




>give up and masturbate into the dirt whilst sobbing

Lord_ExDeath
Nov 21, 2005

That's how it's done...

CLAM DOWN posted:

>give up and masturbate into the dirt whilst sobbing

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wilderthanmild posted:

Point out we're wasting time fighting when we could be violating these slaves and this old man.
wait I change my vote to this

Claes Oldenburger
Apr 23, 2010

Metal magician!
:black101:

>Use whip to open cages so the slaves attack their centaur overlord and then fondle the old man while whispering "goooood GOOOoood."

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Summon your Golgothian buddy and let him take care of this horses rear end

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

CLAM DOWN posted:

>give up and masturbate into the dirt whilst sobbing

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
> Use staff to grow Northern Lights, cannabis indica, as peace offering

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 17, 2014

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Make the flesh golum do a sweet jump roll forward, dodging the next arrow.
>Disarm the centaur and position the golum directly behind the centaur's rear end.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
>Keep dodging arrows
>Casually ask Bob for ideas on how to defeat the beast

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

>Make the flesh golum do a sweet jump roll forward, dodging the next arrow.
>Disarm the centaur and position the golum directly behind the centaur's rear end.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

wilderthanmild posted:

Point out we're wasting time fighting when we could be violating these slaves and this old man.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

wilderthanmild posted:

Point out we're wasting time fighting when we could be giving up and masturbating into the centaur's rear end whilst sobbing.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

Use the old man as a shield.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

>Make the flesh golum do a sweet jump roll forward, dodging the next arrow.
>Disarm the centaur and position the golum directly behind the centaur's rear end.

PERFECT TIMING! NOW!

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

FartGhost posted:

Use the old man as a shield.

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
>Have the golem advance and whip any arrows out of the air until you get to the centaur

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




>tell the flesh golem to tell a joke as a distraction, duck into a stylish dodge roll under the arrow, jizz all over the centaur, then while he's super ultra distracted now, headbutt the cages to shatter them and free the slaves

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

CLAM DOWN posted:

>tell the flesh golem to tell a joke as a distraction, duck into a stylish dodge roll under the arrow, jizz all over the centaur, then while he's super ultra distracted now, headbutt the cages to shatter them and free the slaves

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Redjakk posted:

>Have the golem advance and whip any arrows out of the air until you get to the centaur

This but remember to kick his dumb horse balls

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




CLAM DOWN posted:

>tell the flesh golem to tell a joke as a distraction, duck into a stylish dodge roll under the arrow, jizz all over the centaur, then while he's super ultra distracted now, headbutt the cages to shatter them and free the slaves

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

>use your whip to deflect the next arrow into one of those bitches in the cages, then make the centaur feel bad for murdering a helpless hostage

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



use the staff to propel one of the golems arm corpses at him like some kind of nasty rocket punch

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Cooler than what posted:

use vines to tickle the horse man's bum so he loses his concentration

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES
Do a barrel roll

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>dodge the next arrow by jumping to the ground, roll under the centaur and bite off his balls

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Hogge Wild posted:

>dodge the next arrow by jumping to the ground, roll under the centaur and bite off his balls

Well how the gently caress is he supposed to get off once we start buttfucking him then?

Save Target As
Oct 13, 2008

Dauntasa posted:

use the staff to propel one of the golems arm corpses at him like some kind of nasty rocket punch

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Dauntasa posted:

use the staff to propel one of the golems arm corpses at him like some kind of nasty rocket punch

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Well how the gently caress is he supposed to get off once we start buttfucking him then?

he should have thought that before killing us

almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons
>catch the next arrow with the whip; then, using the staff's vine powers and some background props, upgrade the whip to an arrow-tipped vine/chain whip the likes of which makes the entire Belmont lineage weep

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Dauntasa posted:

use the staff to propel one of the golems arm corpses at him like some kind of nasty rocket punch

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice




GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Have the golem use its other arm to propel the staff into the horseman's chest, impaling him and filling his abominable body with vines. If successful, masturbate.

  • Locked thread