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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
> Free the Slaves, declaring that you shall henceforth be known as Frederick Douglass. Use the staff to grow them desert-survival suits like they had in Dune

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




>remove your shirt and rub your nipples whilst wailing a prayer to satan

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Summon the great demon of Universal Healthcare and restore the wings to the angels. They will be your shock troops.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

drat it I loving KNEW that logo on the banners reminded me of something.

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate

TsarZiedonis posted:

Are you Obama?

Page 2 someone had this poo poo

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

sincx posted:

drat it I loving KNEW that logo on the banners reminded me of something.

hahahaha nice loving find holy poo poo

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


>Offer the slaves free healthcare

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

head to the north to defeat palin

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


Gonna evolve my position

>use the circle to summon The Inequality Godzilla

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Dedicate your life to radical Socialist Islam.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



redistribute wealth by moving all the white folks into the smallest cage

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

The Droid posted:

>Introduce yourself to the captives by relieving yourself upon them

Soulhunter
Dec 2, 2005

Momplestiltskin posted:

Take bow, use vines to latch the still-living prisoners to our golem as a new arm.

wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

these, and attach the wings to the golem with some vine-magic

let's make us a meat angel

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Kill Bob and his wife and add them to the flesh collective. Also reabsorb the body on the ground.

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

Chronojam posted:

Gonna evolve my position

>use the circle to summon The Inequality Godzilla

but how will you handle the meccabenghazi that follows

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

>Check inventory for birth certificate

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Insertnamehere31 posted:

>Check inventory for birth certificate

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The old man is Biden??? :aaaaa:

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Toad on a Hat posted:

The old man is Biden??? :aaaaa:

It's Al Gore. He's wearing earth tones.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Ask the names of the two creatures in the cages.
>Take that kickass bow

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Xelkelvos posted:

>Ask the names of the two creatures in the cages.
>Take that kickass bow
>Masturbate furiously

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009

Moonshine Rhyme posted:

Page 2 someone had this poo poo

Proudest moment of my life

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>Take bow and arrows
>Repair Golem with corpses
>Look at old man, narrow eyes and ask "is this enough change for you?" No matter his reply, backhand him.

Kommandre
Mar 4, 2013

wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Accretionist posted:

> Free the Slaves, declaring that you shall henceforth be known as Frederick Douglass. Use the staff to grow them desert-survival suits like they had in Dune

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Pleasure the caged woman with your enormous black member

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Accretionist posted:

> Free the Slaves, declaring that you shall henceforth be known as Frederick Douglass. Use the staff to grow them desert-survival suits like they had in Dune

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Summon Al Sharpton and get him to incite a riot.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

>"This is torture. I'm going to close this prison."
>Go to small hut
>Never close prison

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Accretionist posted:

> Free the Slaves, declaring that you shall henceforth be known as Nat Turner. Use the staff to grow them desert-survival suits like they had in Dune

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

OBLAMMO

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> weep for Byron, who knew friendship was magic, but in the end he was friendless :smith:

> free Bob and his wife

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Bregor posted:

> weep for Byron, who knew friendship was magic, but in the end he was friendless :smith:

> free Bob and his wife

That wasn't Byron. Byron was the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, "homosex."

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

HBar posted:

>"This is torture. I'm going to close this prison."
>Go to small hut
>Never close prison

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





>Consult NSA files on "The Deceiver" to look for any weaknesses

0dB
Jan 3, 2009

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Oct 15, 2010


wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

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