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Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

teagone posted:

That doesn't count. 95% of the time that happens to anyone regardless of their sensitivity, they're hosed. That's called "getting the drop" on someone.

That is literally 95% of my strategy. Big risk big reward most fun.

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PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
My strategy is waiting for goons to die around corners then picking up their guns and shooting 12hp enemies.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Who was the captain of the team that got demolished on inferno today? I don't think I've ever seen a team get a goose egg in a goonman, so bravo to whoever that was.

CancerStick
Jun 3, 2011
3.3 inches/360

hi mcvey

always be closing
Jul 16, 2005

PROTOSTORM!!! posted:

Petition to ban fml from all games due to banning and being afk, also being an inferior human because he is an aussie...

Also never shuts the gently caress up. :*

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

CancerStick posted:

3.3 inches/360

hi mcvey

Post the pic.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

CancerStick posted:

3.3 inches/360

hi mcvey

Higher sensitivity is about as proven good as anything else

CancerStick
Jun 3, 2011
Gabe made a thread on reddit regarding valve looking at your porn

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1y70ej/valve_vac_and_trust/

Casull
Aug 13, 2005

:catstare: :catstare: :catstare:
This is probably the only part you care about :

Gabe Newell posted:

2) Do we care what porn sites you visit? Oh, dear god, no. My brain just melted.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

CancerStick posted:

Gabe made a thread on reddit regarding valve looking at your porn

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1y70ej/valve_vac_and_trust/

That's a pretty clever method of detecting cheats. And they aren't uploading anything besides positive hits so this isn't really a problem.

also:

quote:

570 cheaters are being banned as a result.

:unsmigghh:

henne
May 9, 2009

by exmarx
if cs crashes from a mm match, is there any way to get back in the game? I tried joining the server from my history list but got a server is full message.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i suggest clicking the giant reconnect button at the top of your homescreen

henne
May 9, 2009

by exmarx
i reopened cs and didn't see anything, i'm probably just dumb though.

Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde

CancerStick posted:

Gabe made a thread on reddit regarding valve looking at your porn

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1y70ej/valve_vac_and_trust/

Very cool.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

henne posted:

i reopened cs and didn't see anything, i'm probably just dumb though.

I had a thing like that happen.


It was pretty weird. I crashed, relaunched cs:go, no rejoin button and I immediately jumped a brand new MM match.


I was kind of thinking my team already surrendered or something? Because I don't know what else would explain that. But I wasn't gone long enough to have abandoned it.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
Haha did one of you guys ban zach for cheating? I wasn't in the server but here's what he said on skype:

code:
[06:03:36] Zach: Killed a guy mini
[06:03:41] Zach: sprayed door cause w.e gently caress it yolo
[06:03:44] Zach: guy shoots back
[06:03:46] Zach: I run to mini
[06:03:48] Zach: hear him reload
[06:03:50] Zach: he kills me
[06:03:53] Zach: banned for cheating
[06:03:54] Zach: lmao
[06:03:57] Zach: loving pathetic
I've known him for a while, and he's not a cheater. What exactly happened from you guys' point of view?

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Popehoist posted:

Haha did one of you guys ban zach for cheating? I wasn't in the server but here's what he said on skype:

code:
[06:03:36] Zach: Killed a guy mini
[06:03:41] Zach: sprayed door cause w.e gently caress it yolo
[06:03:44] Zach: guy shoots back
[06:03:46] Zach: I run to mini
[06:03:48] Zach: hear him reload
[06:03:50] Zach: he kills me
[06:03:53] Zach: banned for cheating
[06:03:54] Zach: lmao
[06:03:57] Zach: loving pathetic
I've known him for a while, and he's not a cheater. What exactly happened from you guys' point of view?

We had about 8 people look and we are sure enough that it was radar hacks. Combination of two demos from last night and the nuke game today.

Stuff like...
http://gfycat.com/ScrawnyPreciousBluewhale
http://gfycat.com/InfiniteWellwornCougar

Those are some of the lesser damning pieces of evidence.

Edit: I am sorry if I did not post a massive list of evidence. If you want to look at the demos I posted them.

Fat Lou fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Feb 18, 2014

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Popehoist posted:

Haha did one of you guys ban zach for cheating? I wasn't in the server but here's what he said on skype:

code:
[06:03:36] Zach: Killed a guy mini
[06:03:41] Zach: sprayed door cause w.e gently caress it yolo
[06:03:44] Zach: guy shoots back
[06:03:46] Zach: I run to mini
[06:03:48] Zach: hear him reload
[06:03:50] Zach: he kills me
[06:03:53] Zach: banned for cheating
[06:03:54] Zach: lmao
[06:03:57] Zach: loving pathetic
I've known him for a while, and he's not a cheater. What exactly happened from you guys' point of view?
Your "word" on who is or isn't cheating doesn't mean much.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Casual chit-chat about creating alts to hack is pretty hilarious.

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS

Fat Lou posted:

We had about 8 people look and we are sure enough that it was radar hacks. Combination of two demos from last night and the nuke game today.

Stuff like...
http://gfycat.com/ScrawnyPreciousBluewhale
http://gfycat.com/InfiniteWellwornCougar

Those are some of the lesser damning pieces of evidence.

Just for the record neither of those look like hacking and it is absolute comedy that you chose to ban someone after the consensus last night was that you guys were both crazy but w/e lmao or something

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

down with slavery posted:

Just for the record neither of those look like hacking and it is absolute comedy that you chose to ban someone after the consensus last night was that you guys were both crazy but w/e lmao or something

Looks like straight up walling to me. :shrug:

angrytoad1
Feb 16, 2014
When are some of the more usual times you guys play? Should I just consult the IRC? Thanks.

Space Hamlet
Aug 24, 2009

not listening
not listening
I can see what you're getting at on the second one (though I wouldn't call it damning exactly) but I don't get it on the first one. He totally sees the guy he's aiming at, the target does not move while LOS is broken, and he fires after regaining LOS. Seems pretty reasonable

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

If you want to look at the demos here are two examples demos.

http://74.91.119.72/demos/2014-02-16-20_02_02_de_nuke.dem
http://74.91.119.72/demos/2014-02-16-19_12_41_de_inferno.dem

I will pull rounds and examples because people are complaining.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Space Hamlet posted:

I can see what you're getting at on the second one (though I wouldn't call it damning exactly) but I don't get it on the first one. He totally sees the guy he's aiming at, the target does not move while LOS is broken, and he fires after regaining LOS. Seems pretty reasonable

His aim snaps back and forth directly on the T to the left and back to the one one the right while strafing in and out of sight, behind the wall. It's pretty drat suspect behavior.

[edit]

angrytoad1 posted:

When are some of the more usual times you guys play? Should I just consult the IRC? Thanks.
Typically goonmans start around 4PM CST, with subsequent goonmans after at varying times. Just idle in the CS:GOONS group chat and you'll be sure to know when a match is happening :)

teagone fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Feb 18, 2014

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS
Whoops looks like I'm now banned for disagreeing with the consensus too, shame

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

down with slavery posted:

Whoops looks like I'm now banned for disagreeing with the consensus too, shame
Revisionist history is a bitch, huh? He banned you for being an annoying argumentative child, and for no other reason.

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS
#xenwasright

down with slavery fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Feb 18, 2014

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

down with slavery posted:

Yeah, because you posted two non-cheating gifs which I think are a joke. I join the private hullaballo chat you guys are having for literally 3 seconds to say that I disagree, go back to playing DotA 2. Five people instantly join my channel and harass me for 15 minutes asking me why I exist because I don't agree with them based on their word alone. Like yeah, I joined the channel just to "troll" you, but I dunno, post better evidence if you wan't my unabashed support and let people know that joining a mumble channel to say something for three seconds is bannable.

The truth of the matter is that a few members of the admin team have a personal problem with me and are just champing at the bit to ban me, it was a long time coming.
You can't claim you were coming in there just to troll, and whine about the quality of evidence. Things don't work that way. You came in there just to antagonize and for no other reason, no ones going to give the poo poo you say the slightest bit of credence if that is literally the first thing you say. "Haha I got you guys so good, I don't really care I just wanted to antagonize you, but lol that evidence is a joke, no seriously, I stick up for the little man, but lol see how mad you guys are?!?!?!"

And it really does speak volumes that you think you were banned on the first three seconds, and not the second twenty minutes, while simultaneously bitching about the two gifs, and not the two demos.

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->

Fat Lou posted:

Those are some of the lesser damning pieces of evidence.

Edit: I am sorry if I did not post a massive list of evidence. If you want to look at the demos I posted them.

I looked at the demos and couldn't find the damning parts. I don't know the guy and I hardly goonman, but I like spotting hackers and I couldn't spot anything.

e: On second thought I'm staying out of this one. Just thought I'd throw in my review of those demos; not a cheater.

lizardhunt fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Feb 18, 2014

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS
#xenwasright

down with slavery fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Feb 18, 2014

Powerful Wizard IRL
Aug 8, 2007

-_- CS Depression? -_-
Ask your admin if BanMe® is right for you!
^o^

down with slavery posted:

shat on it with a passive agressive comment.

Could it be that this is a regular thing and perhaps that is why you were banned

Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde
Everyone should probably chill out a bit and come back tomorrow with clear heads. This was blown way outta control.

Powerful Wizard IRL
Aug 8, 2007

-_- CS Depression? -_-
Ask your admin if BanMe® is right for you!
^o^

down with slavery posted:

Oh come on, like calling out stupidity when you see it despite the social costs isn't goon tradition.
No one even disagreed with what you were saying. If you'd have come in and said that plainly, instead of taking a snipe just to get under peoples skin and being all LOL HILARIOUS ROLLEYES from the get go then maybe no one would be upset?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ban everybody.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

jerkstoresup posted:

I looked at the demos and couldn't find the damning parts. I don't know the guy and I hardly goonman, but I like spotting hackers and I couldn't spot anything.

e: On second thought I'm staying out of this one. Just thought I'd throw in my review of those demos; not a cheater.

I spotted obvious poo poo like 30 seconds into the nuke demo that lou posted. Haven't watched the inferno demo, still watching the nuke demo and this is hilarious.

Powerful Wizard IRL
Aug 8, 2007

-_- CS Depression? -_-
Ask your admin if BanMe® is right for you!
^o^

Popehoist posted:

I've known him for a while, and he's not a cheater. What exactly happened from you guys' point of view?
My take is this: your buddy looks and moves like a new player, but he somehow gets quick reaction shots and makes calls about the enemy with information he shouldn't have while he sits idle, repeatedly glancing at enemies through walls. For someone who can barely control his mouse or move around a map he has a really convenient way of reading the game and keeping him and his teammates in the clear. He also only used shotguns, which is odd unless you want to minimize the obviousness of an aimbot, imo. A new guy that comes in and plays with "default sense" while having a whole lot of inconsistencies in his game isn't enough to raise any eyebrows?

It seriously looks like the dude is paying attention to something other than the game while he's playing. Look at the angles he holds (and the walls he stares at) and the radar positions when he makes matter-of-fact calls and does/doesn't decide to move.

e- I should also add that people not involved in the conversation pretty much came to the same conclusion, independently

Powerful Wizard IRL fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Feb 18, 2014

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

Fat Lou posted:

We had about 8 people look and we are sure enough that it was radar hacks. Combination of two demos from last night and the nuke game today.

Stuff like...
http://gfycat.com/ScrawnyPreciousBluewhale
http://gfycat.com/InfiniteWellwornCougar

Those are some of the lesser damning pieces of evidence.

Edit: I am sorry if I did not post a massive list of evidence. If you want to look at the demos I posted them.

Is this supposed to be walling? I'm legitimately asking, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at in the second picture. Is it just odd that he's looking left without looking towards where an enemy would be coming from, instead centering his view on where the CT's are (through the wall)?

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

this thread has a lot of cool posts

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Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde

PRADA SLUT posted:

Is this supposed to be walling? I'm legitimately asking, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at in the second picture. Is it just odd that he's looking left without looking towards where an enemy would be coming from, instead centering his view on where the CT's are (through the wall)?

Um, I kinda think it's honestly hard to tell from some brief gifs, but it's much more informative to download the demos linked and watch those, which is why they were posted.

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