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with extra cheese posted:Oh my god you can buy them as skirts I love it http://ca.loudmouthgolf.com/index.php/women/apparel/skorts/crak-sk.html would wear
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SpazmasterX posted:does lisa loeb still make music? I finally had to look her up on YouTube. That's not really what the guitar is there for. This, maybe but no, I can't play that.
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here's a cool thing http://bettylebonbon.bigcartel.com/product/the-book-skirt
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grapey posted:Poopkitty, do you get American holidays off? I had yesterday off and so did my government service co-workers. Contracting sucks.  It was a federal holiday!
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Tonight's been full of laughs. Shout out to the ladies working at the mall for recommending Shameless, good show. 
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My cat is grooming me
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i realize: sticky + itches = stitches wild rodents aren't worth it. dumb animals i hope you go idiot extinct jerkfaces t 
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Avshalom posted:the west siberia thread in ask/tell is so charming BRB siberian guy posted:I is geologist. 
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Feb 18, 2014 10:38
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usually i'm immune to russian accent jokes but even i couldn't resist reading "I have a pet. My pet is the hamster." out loud in a dour russian voice
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i love the way that dude forms sentences my research advisor is russian so i get to hear it every thursday too
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Feb 18, 2014 11:20
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Chiba City Blues posted:i love the way that dude forms sentences he was writing down an exercise plan for me and we had the following conversation "so on monday the jog, on wednesday the arms, on friday the stairs - how to spell stairs?" "s-t-a-" "oh yes i have it now" when i got my plan back "monday: jog; wednesday: arms; friday: stares"
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speaking of the gym i just went and it was terrible, i could only do like three quarters of my usual workout and almost puked and now my legs feel like beef jerky also i farted and it smelt like nail polish in conclusion, low-carb is a stupid diet for stupids, all pro sexman was right
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why did you think it would be a good thing to do in the first place?
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glandmine posted:why did you think it would be a good thing to do in the first place?
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Avshalom posted:when i first went to the gym, i was shown around by a russian instructor whose english was a lot like that my advisor speaks in like russian english and its really adorable him saying "ananas, this does not taste like ananas but is ananas on wrapper, what is with the ananas" ananas=pineapple
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when i was learning russian, one of the other ladies in the class was a professional family mediator and the instructor just couldn't comprehend it, she thought it was the funniest thing ever "what is mediator?" "well i go in as a neutral third party to help resolve family disputes" "what? disputes?" "like disagreements over wills, things like that" "people hire you to argue with their families??" "well you could put it that way" "what?! why would they hire a person to argue with their family?! that is crazy!" "it happens a lot" "crazy!! in russia we love arguing with our family!" i can confirm this is true
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i now want to learn Russian. But I simply cannot cram another alphabet into my grey squishy brain.
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We had a lecturer who's English was excellent but once he was trying to tell the class that obv you couldn't pass the test without knowing the material. (Revise you lazy bastards, basically) "You cannot do it... Unless you know... How to do it!" He had a lovely soft Chinese accent so the jokes about Confucius were inevitable.
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semi-related - i was looking at photos and i found this picture of two little soviets
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I finally got my copy of Fable: Anniversary and I have to wait for batteries so I can use the controller. It died. I'm always a goody two shoes. I can't help it.
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i had a nap this afternoon and helped ariel sharon save my high school from a plague of cricket players that started out as a perfectly normal number of people playing an ordinary game on the main oval and somehow multiplied until they were everywhere and the entire school grounds was a hell of flying cricket balls and furious outfielders, also i painted anti-cricket propaganda murals featuring angry cartoon cats on all the walls. i went to the dining hall but all they were serving was bread rolls and mashed potato and then i got kicked out because some old lady had a stroke in the kitchen (i think the ghost is trying to work out some issues here) nowadays i have more fun asleep than i do awake
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i'm going to collect all these dreams and next time i get drunk i'll post them to d&d and demand that they analyse the socio-political ramifications
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poopkitty posted:I finally got my copy of Fable: Anniversary and I have to wait for batteries so I can use the controller. It died. Just beat it! It's great fun. I was a total goodie-goodie, but that allowed me to WRECK poo poo with Divine Fury. I might play it again a an evil dude, but I don't know if I can bear being mean to the people of Albion. They're so charming Now I don't know what video game to play, literally the only upcoming thing I'm excited about is Dragon Age Inquisition, and that's not out for ages.
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these are some little cuties makes me wanna try painting something but alas I am at workAvshalom posted:i had a nap this afternoon and helped ariel sharon save my high school from a plague of cricket players that started out as a perfectly normal number of people playing an ordinary game on the main oval and somehow multiplied until they were everywhere and the entire school grounds was a hell of flying cricket balls and furious outfielders, also i painted anti-cricket propaganda murals featuring angry cartoon cats on all the walls. i went to the dining hall but all they were serving was bread rolls and mashed potato and then i got kicked out because some old lady had a stroke in the kitchen (i think the ghost is trying to work out some issues here)
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crossposting form noighte crew bronies are the future
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Portals posted:apologies to the people in the thread who know how to draw and anything about powertools Awwwwwww yeh
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Putty posted:crossposting form noighte crew oh yeah Portals your catte picture is neat
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wtf i missed this, handycat rocks
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Putty posted:crossposting form noighte crew I hope someone passed this to the police. And I hope that guy catches fire. Handycat is awesome. Can he come do my driveway?
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poopkitty posted:LBFMs  I learned a new acronym today. And it's so early.
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Gorgar posted:
That is a nice couch I would sit on that couch and give the cattes a patte on the head. I am allergic to kitties though so please tell them not to get all up in my face.
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Shannonmcn posted:I hope someone passed this to the police. And I hope that guy catches fire. i'd say "with his jackhammer" but tbh i think an unarmed cat in a state of righteous fury could probably demolish a brony
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Avshalom posted:how about we send handycat after that guy You know I'm not one to wish horrible things on strangers, but some people need to be taught lessons in a language they understand.
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I made calzones for dinner last night, and it was shockingly easy. Just unroll a can of premade pizza dough, toss ingredients on one half, fold over the other, flatten the seam with a fork, and bake at 400F for fifteen minutes. I made one with barbeque, hot sauce, and cheddar, and one with Masala sauce, both with leftover chicken. Both turned out fantastic.  The curry calzone was risky, but I'm so glad it paid off, poo poo owned.
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Avshalom posted:how about we send handycat after that guy Are cats even opposed to rape? Like, do they even understand the possibility? If a lady cat is in heat she really really wants to have sex. If she isn't in heat, she won't have sex and the Tom's don't even try.
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There was a cat in our neighbourhood who was obviously not spayed. We didn't know she was feral at the time so I just used to let her chill in the kitchen if there was a tomcat about. I thought she'd be glad of the escape since all catsex is rapey but she just went out and preened herself in front of him on purpose, the Jezebel. Tomcat Rights Activists would have a field day.
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that guy would in all likelihood destroy any housecat just by kicking it enough times assuming it didn't run away. sorry to burst your bubble
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Avshalom posted:speaking of the gym i just went and it was terrible, i could only do like three quarters of my usual workout and almost puked and now my legs feel like beef jerky Well, depends on what you're eating now instead of carbs, and what you were eating before, but most 'diets' as such are pretty dumb. However Western and first world diets are generally really high in carbs for the lives people lead. Most people don't really spend all day doing lots of agricultural labour or other serious physical work that requires ready access to the kind of quick energy carbs provide the body, and most carb intake is from really sugary or highly processed foods that give you little nutritional benefit. Carbs do have a primary function, and the majority of people really don't need that many. Plus, the body does take awhile to get used to change. If you radically alter your diet or cut out/reduce something that was a staple ingredient of what you have spent your life eating, you are going to feel like crap. I don't know what you are eating now, so the diet might be terrible - I think most 'diets' usually are terrible, but Western diets do tend to be really carb heavy.
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The nail polish farts reminded me: How do you best store nail polish so that nail polish smell is most reduced and least offensive? Because it's godawful, and migraine-inducing.
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