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Slurin posted:> rearrange pentagram sand into a red penis with candle fire balls pointed at the cage cells. Proceed to jack off while the slaves watch you. Once you cum tell them they have now been granted their freedom, and fuse them into the golem
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Say. "Hi, Bob"
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>Free slaves and find out whats going on with them generally, grab bow, head further east
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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>Burn your birth certificate
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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HBar posted:>"This is torture. I'm going to close this prison."
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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>Use your Kenyan voodoo magic to open the cages >Show Bob your birth certificate, ensnaring him with its unholy power
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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>Touch the symbol on your head, the symbol of your abandoned purpose. Say "It is time for a Change." and then replace the old man's head with the golem's head."
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If we don't cuck Bob then I'm going to be very disappointed.
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Shout "WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?!"
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>smear poo poo on your head and run around screaming RON PAUL 2016
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> Pick up bow and go back to bar > Ask for Johnny's help in manipulating the time stream > Offer him the bow and the secret of the sixth ace > Go back and stop the deceiver's rise to power
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>Say "You must help me make the golem larger, give me your excrement." and poop to make the golem larger and more formidable.
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>Jerk off onto the ashes.
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>Switch characters to Michelle.
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Grab the golden bow, use it to shoot the locks off of the peoples' cages, then challenge them to a William Tell contest
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Free the blond one but when you get to the other one make like you're going to free him then spin around real quick and press your rear end into that square section of cage and take a big old spray poo poo on him. Take the bow and head east with your entourage.
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JGBeagle posted:>Jerk off onto the ashes.
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Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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>Take bow and arrow, ask the prisoners if they're ready for change they can believe in
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pathetic little tramp posted:Grab the golden bow, use it to shoot the locks off of the peoples' cages, then challenge them to a William Tell contest
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west. This, but east
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Hellsau posted:>Switch characters to Michelle.
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you guys don't know poo poo about building a war machine 
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poo poo about, build war machine
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Hellsau posted:>Switch characters to Michelle.
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almightyerin posted:Free the blond one but when you get to the other one make like you're going to free him then spin around real quick and press your rear end into that square section of cage and take a big old spray poo poo on him. Take the bow and head east with your entourage. This but then make love to the woman afterwards and command the golem to watch
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