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Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Yeah, but if neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

A telemarketer using an auto-dialer, maybe? v:shobon:v

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


Yeah, but if neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?


Like in that movie with Bill Murray where he has to repeat a day.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Pentaro posted:

A telemarketer using an auto-dialer, maybe? v:shobon:v

A telemarketer with Alzheimer's would be the worst thing.

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib

tiistai posted:

A telemarketer with Alzheimer's would be the worst thing.

How else are they going to solicit for research money for finding a cure for pancakes?

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Yeah, but if neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

The joke wasn't funny the first time...


...but the second time, I laughed and laughed.

Eventually, I realized it wasn't the joke I found funny... it was the Alzheimer's.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Yeah, but if neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

The third time, I laughed even harder.

Jim's Journal



cattes amirite

Johnny Hazard



Huh! This is not at all the "date" I was expecting, but no complaints! :)

Krazy Kat



Officer Sapp :rolleye:

Classic Mandrake



Hey, prospects are looking up. Paste 'em, Lothar!

Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future



Those boffins sure work quick!



You know you love it, Digby.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Sergio Aragones





Don Martin Dept.


Thorn (April 5-6, 1984)



Lucky Cow (May 27-29, 2004)


Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
E: never mind that alzheimer's joke was last page, drat

I blame the Alzheimer's.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Dewgy posted:

E: never mind that alzheimer's joke was last page, drat

I blame the Alzheimer's.

What joke?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Smets posted:

If neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

Speeddial.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Oh gosh, I never posted today's The Creeps!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Zits



I remember when liking the Sex Pistols was considered horrible, and self destructive. I turned out ok. :v:

When I was sixteen (a loooong time ago), I had to hide this album because I didn't want my mother to know I was listening to "dirty words".

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

BOXCAR! :v:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ham Shears

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Volume posted:

Ham Shears



I've never seen Ham Shears before so this panel is just amazing to me.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

tiistai posted:

Oh right, also this:



Hah


(the last time we won the ice hockey championship)

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Kennel posted:

Hah


(the last time we won the ice hockey championship)

I thank this thread profusely for providing me with many jokes to make about hockey today.

Rassle
Dec 4, 2011


Now in avatar form!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Comics (February 2nd 2007)

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


It's All Right Chief Dharma

Some Guy TT fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 20, 2014

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


I'm faintly surprised Bernice isn't also on the Prom Is Bullshit team, especially considering she doesn't have a date yet, as far as I know.


Apartment 3-G


I kind of wish Jim were imaginary. That would be interesting.


Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



Probably Magic posted:

I'd say there's no way this can be topped, but I just know this strip will prove me wrong.

The Amazing Spider-Man


:frogsiren:TODAY J. JONAH JAMESON STRUCK A BALD EAGLE:frogsiren:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Julet Esqu posted:

Apartment 3-G


What are these people's names again? Does anyone remember?

Potsticker
Jan 14, 2006


Really Pants posted:

What are these people's names again? Does anyone remember?

Luann, Tommie and Margo? There's a guy that appears sometimes too, but I forgot his name.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Really Pants posted:

What are these people's names again? Does anyone remember?

If neither party has the other's number, how did this strip happen in the first place?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail

What I'm saying, Mark, is that I saw what you did with that 6-pack and I'm going to set the birds on you.


Quincy

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Glamour and romance. Two words that have never been used to describe any high school prom ever.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise - The Wicked Gnomes





You may remember Maude from when Modesty was brainwashed in The Puppet Affair. At the end of that story, Sir Gerald took a bit of pity on Willie, knowing he would be looking after Modesty, by immediately sending Maude off on another assignment. It looks like schedules have cleared up until Dear Uncle just happened by.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Magic Hate Ball posted:

This needs to be blown up and hung in the MoMA.

Ceci n'est pas une PIPE.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The answer posted:


Count Weirdly is driving on a winding road, while Slylock can fly in a nearly straight line. Slylock will arrive at his house sooner because he will travel less distance.

Slylock Fox

You can always go with the classist answer of the underclass being less likely to travel or subscribe to newspapers.

Moose and Molly

Is Chester just trying to get his wife to realize how much better she can do?

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

Gil's just amazingly perceptive.

Retail

This guy later got hired by Delman's corporate sales division and increased their sales 10,000% with the most awesomely executed marketing campaign you ever saw.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Karl is literally some gizmo.

Dustin

Uh, what? Is Steve Kelley loving with us?

On the Fastrack

The novelty plastic finger-stylus went on to become the next big tech accessory sensation.

Safe Havens

I'm dead curious how you managed that on a trapeze.

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Feb 20, 2014

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Midnight Moth posted:

Slylock Fox

You can always go with the classist answer of the underclass being less likely to travel or subscribe to newspapers.

Those are 7 copies of the same paper, not 7 days worth of newspapers. Of course, that means Reeky bought 7 newspapers just to hide his vandalism of Mrs. Beaver's mailbox, which is more work than I'd expect from one of Slylock's rogues, and probably a net loss.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones



Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Midnight Moth posted:


Safe Havens

I'm dead curious how you managed that on a trapeze.

Imagine what it would be like to be someone who's never heard of Holbrook looking at this strip for the very first time, with no context.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Ema Nymton posted:

Imagine what it would be like to be someone who's never heard of Holbrook looking at this strip for the very first time, with no context.
Makes me think of Disney's Sword in the Stone where they just turned themselves into fish for the hell of it.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


:frogsiren:TODAY J. JONAH JAMESON STRUCK A BALD EAGLE:frogsiren:
Doesn't science-man know Tony Stark's phone number?

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Midnight Moth posted:

Uh, what? Is Steve Kelley loving with us?

Sure, you can use it.

Gahan Wilson




YIPE

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

Darthemed posted:

Doesn't science-man know Tony Stark's phone number?

Sunspots. No, seriously.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Darthemed posted:

Doesn't science-man know Tony Stark's phone number?

He does but Stark's got no reception where ever the hell he went.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Midnight Moth posted:

Makes me think of T.H. White's Sword in the Stone where they just turned themselves into fish for the hell of it.
:colbert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
So she just got naked and turned into a fish in front of her kid?
Also, why is he always hanging off a trapeze?

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tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori


Fok_It

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