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Eating rice, tofu, and green beans out of a big tupperwear bowl before my computer as I cram homework before school tomorrow responsibilities suck, I want more greasy, meaty food than this, and I don't want to have anywhere to be early in the morning 
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Captain Backslap posted:
my boobs are my favourite place to keep my rocket launcher
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Feb 20, 2014 04:33
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Avshalom posted:I'VE GOT AN INTERNSHIP YAY AVVY here is a puggle gif for you to enjoy 
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Feb 20, 2014 04:33
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Something about looped pug gifs... I don't think other dogs are as loop friendly.
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toe knee hand posted:my boobs are my favourite place to keep my rocket launcher to be fair boobs are pretty good for keeping small things ----------------
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Feb 20, 2014 04:40
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Captain Backslap posted:Something about looped pug gifs... yeah but other dogs can breathe normally
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Captain Backslap posted:Something about looped pug gifs... here is a counterexample to that theory in the form of corgis 
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I do keep a prepaid credit card in my bra, just in case.
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Feb 20, 2014 04:46
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and strike-anywhere matches in my pussy okay that one is not true
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:yeah but other dogs can breathe normally lil weezy
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yessss this is just what i needed
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Feb 20, 2014 04:47
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exactly what i look like when i've just accidentally walked through a spiderweb btw
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Pick posted:and strike-anywhere matches in my pussy put prepackaged food up there for snacking on the go ----------------
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Feb 20, 2014 05:07
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anyone want a granola bar?
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Feb 20, 2014 05:08
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toe knee hand posted:anyone want a granola bar? trade you a corn dog e: it was a frozen corn dog but it's warm now don't worry ----------------
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Feb 20, 2014 05:09
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Portals posted:here is a counterexample to that theory in the form of corgis Lol my dog does this too. I love corgis
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Feb 20, 2014 05:15
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who wants some mentos
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Feb 20, 2014 05:16
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sounds like some people here are on the fast track to a yeast infection
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Feb 20, 2014 05:17
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next time a dude makes a joke about how women always go to the bathroom together i am telling him it's because we are trading food we hid in our vaginas
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Feb 20, 2014 05:17
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toe knee hand posted:my boobs are my favourite place to keep my rocket launcher Boobs aren't quite as fun when eating popcorn though. I find popcorn down there for hours afterwards.
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Feb 20, 2014 05:19
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:next time a dude makes a joke about how women always go to the bathroom together i am telling him it's because we are trading food we hid in our vaginas vaginal trophallaxis
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Feb 20, 2014 05:19
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Pick posted:vaginal trophallaxis I think I'm the only one who will get this joke
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Feb 20, 2014 05:21
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Portals posted:who wants some mentos 
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Feb 20, 2014 05:21
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I think I'm the only one who will get this joke wrong. I googled it, sucker.
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lauresh posted:Boobs aren't quite as fun when eating popcorn though. I find popcorn down there for hours afterwards. feature, not bug
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I think I'm the only one who will get this joke why, google exists
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Feb 20, 2014 05:23
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google is cheating you plebs
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toe knee hand posted:feature, not bug Depends on how much you like popcorn, which should always be lots.
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Wildlife Analysis posted:google is cheating you plebs your face is cheating
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Feb 20, 2014 05:28
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whenever i go to the bathroom with a lady friend (my favourite hobby ngl) we start and stop peeing at exactly the same time is this normal
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Corn Thongs posted:your face is cheating I didn't ask for this 
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Avshalom posted:whenever i go to the bathroom with a lady friend (my favourite hobby ngl) we start and stop peeing at exactly the same time jealous of your lack of piss-shyness I literally can't go if there's someone in another stall
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Feb 20, 2014 05:32
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I think I'm the only one who will get this joke I appreciate your lack of need to Google 
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Feb 20, 2014 05:33
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Portals posted:jealous of your lack of piss-shyness
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Avshalom posted:whenever i go to the bathroom with a lady friend (my favourite hobby ngl) we start and stop peeing at exactly the same time Why is synchronised peeing not an olympic sport?
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Portals posted:jealous of your lack of piss-shyness you'd kill yourself in a men's restroom then Pick posted:I appreciate your lack of need to Google finally the recognition i deserve
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Feb 20, 2014 05:34
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Ladythread, I just learned about monthly subscription boxes that send you sample makeup stuff, hair stuff, etc. This sounds super fun! I tried to sign up for a popular one but got waitlisted. Which, of course, made that one SUPER DESIRABLE. I got on with another one. Looking forward to my monthly treats.
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Feb 20, 2014 05:38
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for $15/mo i will poop in an envelope and mail it to you it might have medicinal properties but it probably doesn't
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Pick posted:for $15/mo i will poop in an envelope and mail it to you that is a steal
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