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Marvin_Gardens
May 25, 2005

GraPar posted:

Happy birthday to Jennifer Aniston

America's Favorite Couple will be together yet

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dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Sistergodiva posted:

Why would it have to be hard to be a thing? Also if you only ate salad you would probably suffer from malnutrition.

As a strict vegan, yeah you would just die, salad fork in hand at some point. I make my own meals like maybe once every two weeks? Otherwise I have a spot for whatever I want to eat.

I was recently right in the part of LA where they live and had like a hundred places to go to for a meal, so yeah.

Also, don't go to the vegan thread on these here forums, it's terrible.

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
I know that UYD usually stays away from high profile stories, but I really want to hear that the guys have to say about the "Satan Worshiping Serial Killer From Craigshouse"


Are you reading this...

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
Well, salad is also a really broad term. I don't know poo poo about vegan diets but I'm sure you can make salads that provides complete nutrition. Just throw some form of vegan friendly protein in the salad and you should be good, right?

I could be completely wrong. I'm a dirty meat eater.

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Damo posted:

Well, salad is also a really broad term. I don't know poo poo about vegan diets but I'm sure you can make salads that provides complete nutrition. Just throw some form of vegan friendly protein in the salad and you should be good, right?

I could be completely wrong. I'm a dirty meat eater.

I didn't know this until I tried a vegetarian diet, but there are "complete proteins" that contain all 9 essential amino acids, which are mostly found in animals. So even if you're getting protein from soy or beans, it's really easy to not get the right kind, or to not get enough iron or B-12, which we mostly get from eating things that have blood.

This has been Veganism 101. Are you reading this?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

dvorak posted:

As a strict vegan

Then what's that cheeseball doing in your mouth?

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
lol at jonathan criticizing too-old dudes with hyperaffected looks

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
I was listenign to one where they're talking about how Jonathan wouldnt survive in philly. Hey can I have a vegan cheese steak. Why am I bleeding. Oh you puked on me.

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

mcvey posted:

Then what's that cheeseball doing in your mouth?

The best thing about that whole story is that I actually didn't realize that Jah dropped off the vegan thing at some point before I tried and stuck with it, since I started at the beginning.

It was even better when he started telling stories about eating cheese, and when he revealed that he ate fish, and Seth freaked out, I was dying with laughter.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
How many people has this podcast influenced into being vegan!?

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
407 dropped, y'all

crimedog
Apr 1, 2008

Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.
Anyone know the folky outro to Episode 394?

So he hosed that turkey.

Anachronist
Feb 13, 2009


niethan posted:

How many people has this podcast influenced into being vegan!?

Just vegetarian, but me at the very least.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
That story about gay and bi young men roiding up is kind of hilarious to me. Last fall my girlfriend and I found out that her brother is bi, and when he was living with us last summer he would work out at least three hours a day six days a week. I never saw anything illegal or illicit but he definitely ate nothing but ground beef and beef jerky in that time, and spent about as much money on workout supplements as he did on food. Maybe I haven't been giving him enough credit for not cutting corners when it comes to picking up men?

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Marvin_Gardens posted:

America's Favorite Couple will be together yet

Brad and Angie have now ben together long than Brad and Jen. We are all old a dying..

96 spacejam
Dec 4, 2009

UYD is even more interesting if your first listen through is from the most recent to the oldest episodes. Johnathan gets simultaneously happier and dumber. I just started ep 230 and Johnathan's great great grandfather was half black which makes Johnathan a certified african american.

96 spacejam fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Feb 19, 2014

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Shhhhhhh

207-563-5532
Oct 20, 2004
One time i talked to sethro and we had a little back and forth about how ridiculous it is for a Rastafarian white kid with dreadlocks named johnathan to not want to be called "jah" in jest.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Customfresh posted:

I just started ep 230 and Johnathan's great great grandfather was half black which makes Johnathan a certified african american.
He's really lucky he dodged the Down's Syndrome bullet.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

He's really lucky he dodged the Down's Syndrome bullet.

"You said, 'Jonathan, those are terrible odds,' and I said, 'I know. It's really sad.'"

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

The best part of that is the email from Jah's mom the next week.

Is this the earliest in the week UYD has gone up in like... forever?

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.
:xbone:

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Is this the earliest in the week UYD has gone up in like... forever?

I think so. It threw off my entire clean-the-appt to UYD schedule. I looked around and everything was still clean from 406.

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
I love cleaning the apartment to UYD. I can channel Seth's neurosis for and hour and be a regular slob in a clean apartment for a few days.

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
Glory Hole Pisser. Another million-dollar idea right out the fuckin' window.

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI
Did anyone make a youtube clip outta that black downs syndrome conversation? Makes me laugh everytime i think about it

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
The first stand-up Fallon got for his new show was Jerry Seinfeld. He opens with a three minute bit on cell phones, it's so bad.

DannyTanner
Jan 9, 2010

GraPar posted:

The first stand-up Fallon got for his new show was Jerry Seinfeld. He opens with a three minute bit on cell phones, it's so bad.

Whoa, who did Jerry do the cell phone bit for before? Serious deja vu.

e: from 298 (11/23/11):

39:17 - Jerry Seinfeld did some stand-up on Letterman and got a standing ovation for some of his wack comedy: "I mean, these cell phones! Star 69? That's the number they picked for this thing? (Episode 036, 9:12) … Cialis? The announcer says call your doctor if you have an erection lasting 4 hours? Yeah, I think I knew that already!"

:laffo:

DannyTanner fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Feb 19, 2014

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
Seth getting angry at Jerry Seinfeld for making no-longer-relevant *69 jokes in '06 then Seth getting even angrier in '11 for Jerry telling the exact same loving jokes is just so amazing.

GraPar fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Feb 19, 2014

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
407: "What's your experience with MILFs?"

The end of that story is just awesome.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

407: "What's your experience with MILFs?"

The end of that story is just awesome.

She's got like a kid and poo poo, but I think she still likes to party...

edit: I just met a genius in the bathroom.

little munchkin fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Feb 20, 2014

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
she's 26

SaxMaverick
Jun 9, 2005

The stuff of nightmares
I can't listen at work anymore with headphones. At least not new episodes. Right as Seth asked "who pays if it is two gay dudes?" I said out loud, full volume "the top! He's the giver, not the receiver"

It's hard to explain to a group of geneticists, even if they're all pretty cool, why I said that so matter of factly.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Seth talking about Cart Life and Papers Please was the hardest I've laughed about anything in years. I got so sick of hearing about those games last year and UYD is the last place I thought I'd hear them discussed, but Seth absolutely nailed it. Everyone else can't be critical of them without talking about how deep the games are or the respect they have for said games, but Seth just says "these games are psychotic" and he's absolutely right.

96 spacejam
Dec 4, 2009

C-Euro posted:

I got so sick of hearing about those games last year

These games were a thing? I just checked out Cart Life and holy poo poo it's not just text based..

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Ugh I am 4 eps behind and these just sound amazing.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

C-Euro posted:

Seth talking about Cart Life and Papers Please was the hardest I've laughed about anything in years. I got so sick of hearing about those games last year and UYD is the last place I thought I'd hear them discussed, but Seth absolutely nailed it. Everyone else can't be critical of them without talking about how deep the games are or the respect they have for said games, but Seth just says "these games are psychotic" and he's absolutely right.

Yes tell us more about the ministry of Game Respect making you say things.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
UYD commenting over indie games was the loving best holy poo poo. That was amazing.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

SaxMaverick posted:

I can't listen at work anymore with headphones. At least not new episodes. Right as Seth asked "who pays if it is two gay dudes?" I said out loud, full volume "the top! He's the giver, not the receiver"

It's hard to explain to a group of geneticists, even if they're all pretty cool, why I said that so matter of factly.

sorry about your lack of impulse control

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

Riptor posted:

sorry about your lack of impulse control

It's cool man, he works within earshot of (pretty cool!) geneticists. Things are clearly going well for him.

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Beeez
May 28, 2012
Does anyone know the song used as the outro for 186? Shazam doesn't recognize it and Jonathan didn't include the music credits for that episode.

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