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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Radish posted:

The best was when they were trying to argue that "cracker" was as bad as "the n-word" since they want to say is SO BADLY.

My friend and I call each other "honkies" all the time, does that make me a real racist? :ohdear:

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Radish posted:

The best was when they were trying to argue that "cracker" was as bad as "the n-word" since they want to say is SO BADLY.



Spoiler alert: it's the one you can't write on a national cable news network.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Mineaiki posted:

What bizzaro-Navy did that guy serve in where the word "pussy" always refers to cats and no one ever says bad words?

The Coast Guard?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
loving cracker-rear end honky crackers.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Alter Ego posted:

Yes. In the hivemind, the only thing that makes you racist is saying the n-word.

I believe you are wrong. The only thing that can make you racist is being a liberal. Possibly, being black also makes you capable of being a racist. The one group we know for sure is not racist is the one that routinely uses words like "Obongo" and "mongrel" to describe out nation's president.


Edit:
Re: "Cracker"
I wouldn't even believe it was possible for anyone to advance such a patently idiotic argument, except I've had it put to me multiple times in the "real" offline world. It is staggering to me that the cracker comparison actually manages to leave anyone's mouth without being shutdown by the "Holy loving poo poo is this stupid" lobe of the brain.

Centripetal Horse fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Feb 19, 2014

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Notorious QIG posted:



Spoiler alert: it's the one you can't write on a national cable news network.

The looks on their faces say it all.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

quote:
To: kristinn

Anyone who self identifies as anything other than a taxpaying American citizen is no conservative.

15 posted on Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:54:21 AM by skeeter
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What if you identify as conservative?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

quote:

Regarding "mongrel", what does that even mean? We are all descended from the 8 people that came off of the Ark. How people mixed amongst themselves afterwards registers a big 'who cares?'

I love this part, this is the perfect blend of right and wrong.

Elim Garak
Aug 5, 2010

ReidRansom posted:

The looks on their faces say it all.

Geordie's come back from the future to explain racism to simple 21st century white people, and it's not working.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Notorious QIG posted:



Spoiler alert: it's the one you can't write on a national cable news network.

As terrible CNN is, you've got to give them props for getting every opinion of the debate in one image.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Pussy Riot members attacked by Cossacks while staging protest in Sochi

quote:

You know what annoys me the most? Here we have a feminist band (won't even dignify it with the word, "punk") looking for publicity, and the Russians know it.
So what do the Russians do? Give them more publicity than they could ever dream about.

10 posted on 2/19/2014 1:09:49 PM by 1rudeboy
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quote:

No, the media gives them exposure. Russia should make them vanish.


16 posted on 2/19/2014 1:13:18 PM by Norm Lenhart
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quote:

Comment #21 Removed by Moderator

quote:

I love how quickly they stop bouncing around as soon as they’re whipped.


50 posted on 2/19/2014 2:46:19 PM by MNDude
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:stare:

cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!
Ahahaha, "This band is too counter culture and anti-establishment to deserve to be called punk."

Someone said this. Someone sat down and seriously typed out this opinion. Freep just made my day.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ted Nugent basically is Freep.

Talks a lot of poo poo, then when drafted into the military, literally shits themselves just to avoid it.

Elim Garak
Aug 5, 2010

cafel posted:

Ahahaha, "This band is too counter culture and anti-establishment to deserve to be called punk."

Someone said this. Someone sat down and seriously typed out this opinion. Freep just made my day.

Yeah if being vulgarly against the status quo isn't punk nothing is.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Acquilae posted:

Ted Nugent is rational and moral: :stare:

Freeper claims to have black adopted relatives who they'd trust to be in the care of Ted Nugent: :stare: :stare:

I wouldn't entrust anybody's safety to Nugent, regardless of their race, sex, or creed. The man is a loving idiot with lots of pointy weapons.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

You know who ELSE called people subhuman mongrels?








:hitler: <--This guy!

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


quote:

To: yldstrk 
There use to be a time when I thought calling ANY American president a name like that, would be a terrible thing to do. 

I was wrong. 
43 posted on Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:38:29 AM by ZX12R (Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama) 
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"That time was when we had a white president."

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
Let’s bury Mitch McConnell and put some fear into every Republican in Congress

quote:

To: cotton1706
The time is coming to purge these heartless ganglia from our midst. I truly believe that 20 million should descend on Washington Dc and what happens -— happens. We are losing our country— our economy and our religious beliefs to heartless communism. I will not work for fat rear end parasites. I will help the truly needy. This has gone to madness.


5 posted on 2/19/2014 8:19:00 PM by SADMILLIE
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quote:

To: cotton1706; All
Senator Cruz understands the value of attacking the enemy at multiple points of weakness.

RINO politicians, consultants, strategists, advisors, donors, volunteers, supporters and RINO voters do not understand this, as they tend to focus on one or two points of attack for the entire election campaign.

In this manner, the RINOs ignore the day to day fluctuations of opponent revealed weaknesses, and plod on to their usual, and very comforting defeat.

For example, in 2008 Loser Emeritus “Wacko Birds” McCain publicly admonished those who questioned the validity of then Senator Obama’s sealed birth certificate, thus assuring McCain of another very successful RINO-Style Defeat.

Another example is when RINO Speaker Boehner just last week chose to cave in to his overriding personal phobia of being bad-mouthed by the Left Stream Media, and took off the House calendar the necessary House Debate on the size of the National Poverty Debt Limit, thus guaranteeing the Conservative Democrat and Republican voters will from then on know that RINOs really stand for unlimited Federal Spending.

BTW, notice how many times RINO Rove says: “Republicans should let that go and concentrate on this one point.”

Senators Cruz, Lee and sometimes Rand Paul are wise enough to attack on many fronts, and the double down whenever a weakness is detected.

RINOs have refused to learn that the first rule in Federal Politics is to attack, Attack, ATTACK!

The second rule in Federal Politics is to savagely attack ALL weaknesses as they are revealed.

The third rule of Federal Politics is to accept, without question, that “ALL FEDERAL POLITICS IS NATIONAL.”


Newt, for a brief moment in time, used that wisdom to construct his very successful National “Contract with America.”

Newt’s wisdom soon quickly rejected by the rank and file RINO failure leadership.

No political Wing of any political party has ever enjoyed losing as much as the now obsolete, failed RINO Wing of the Republican Party.

House Member elected, House Sobber Boehner even lends a Soap Opera touch to many RINO cave in losses by sobbing frequently.

Democrats and all RINOs still believe the “Tipsy’” O’Neal failed con slogan which states: ‘All politics is local.’

Democrats and RINOs have used this failed slogan with great success to expand the number of non-working, non-taxpayers on their ballooning Welfare Plantation, paid for by borrowing to increase the National Poverty Debt.

In summary, RINOs belong in the Museum of Failed Politicians, (MOFP), and not on the taxpayer’s payroll.

Make 2014 the year of the extinct Federal RINO!


8 posted on 2/19/2014 8:56:12 PM by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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quote:

To: cotton1706
I would rather BURY ALL RINOS!!!...

and put the fear of god into those running as republicans.


9 posted on 2/19/2014 9:01:00 PM by Safrguns (PM me if you like to play Minecraft!)
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Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
I'm beginning to believe the main reason freepers are overwhelmingly creationist is that the evolutionary scientists say humans originated in Africa.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

kik2dagroin posted:

The time is coming to purge these heartless ganglia from our midst.
???

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

kik2dagroin posted:


9 posted on 2/19/2014 9:01:00 PM by Safrguns (PM me if you like to play Minecraft!)
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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Mind Loving Owl posted:

I'm beginning to believe the main reason freepers are overwhelmingly creationist is that the evolutionary scientists say humans originated in Africa.

I wouldn't even go that far. Evolution is a lieberal thing so it's bad.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Darkman Fanpage posted:

You know who ELSE called people subhuman mongrels?

:hitler: <--This guy!

Charlie Chaplin no :ohdear:

Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...

Notorious QIG posted:

Charlie Chaplin no :ohdear:

True fact, if a freeper watches The Great Dictator their minds replace that great speech near the end with Chaplin shouting about how free school lunches are how holocausts start.

ColdSnickersBar
Apr 7, 2005

kik2dagroin posted:

Let’s bury Mitch McConnell and put some fear into every Republican in Congress

quote:

To: cotton1706
The time is coming to purge these heartless ganglia from our midst. I truly believe that 20 million should descend on Washington Dc and what happens -— happens. We are losing our country— our economy and our religious beliefs to heartless communism. I will not work for fat rear end parasites. I will help the truly needy. This has gone to madness.


5 posted on 2/19/2014 8:19:00 PM by SADMILLIE
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To SADMILLIE, it's just a fact that there are 20 Million people that agree with him that could easily be roused to march on Washington and, it's implied, use force. He's so upset because he just can't understand why Freep isn't flexing this muscle: "Guys! Guys! I got it! We'll just send 20 Million people to use force on Washington! It's so simple!"

When JimRob went to that airport, the first thing he noticed is that no one -- no one -- was there for the reason he was. He even posted his surprise at this, but then Freepers didn't, for one second, take this as a sign that they're vanishingly small. It's like crimestop: the second the thought started to head down that road, it just gets short-circuited, and the Freeper just goes "huh, I dunno where our millions of supporters were. What a weird day."


kik2dagroin posted:


freepers posted:

RINO RINO RINO RINO RINO

How can the entire Republican party be "in name only"? I mean, at some point, you'd think they'd realize that the entire Republican party disagrees with them, and that it's actually them that are Republicans "in name only," and have actually broken from the group.

ColdSnickersBar fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Feb 20, 2014

isildur
May 31, 2000

BattleDroids: Flashpoint OH NO! Dekker! IS DOWN! THIS IS Glitch! Taking Command! THIS IS Glich! Taking command! OH NO! Glitch! IS DOWN! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! OH NO! Medusa IS DOWN!

Soon to be part of the Battletech Universe canon.

MizPiz posted:

As terrible CNN is, you've got to give them props for getting every opinion of the debate in one image.

This image is basically USA_race_relations.jpg. It's got one white guy grinning like an idiot, one white guy explaining things to the ignorant black people, and four black people in varying states of 'Are these loving guys for real?'

And behind the scenes an (inevitably) white producer saying 'yeah, this makes sense, let's broadcast this.'

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

ColdSnickersBar posted:

How can the entire Republican party be "in name only"? I mean, at some point, you'd think they'd realize that the entire Republican party disagrees with them, and that it's actually them that are Republicans "in name only," and have actually broken from the group.

They have fictional politicians that exist somewhere that still embody the "True" ideals of the GOP.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


isildur posted:

This image is basically USA_race_relations.jpg. It's got one white guy grinning like an idiot, one white guy explaining things to the ignorant black people, and four black people in varying states of 'Are these loving guys for real?'

And behind the scenes an (inevitably) white producer saying 'yeah, this makes sense, let's broadcast this.'
That white guy is Tim Wise, anti-racism advocate. :ssh:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

RagnarokAngel posted:

They have fictional politicians that exist somewhere that still embody the "True" ideals of the GOP.

One example being Sarah Palin.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
Freepers on global politics
Iran Threatens Military Invasion In Pakistan

quote:

To: Fennie
Oh, goody!
Muslims killing muslims.

3 posted on 2/17/2014 9:03:24 AM by RoosterRedux (The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
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quote:

To: RoosterRedux
Recall the several years of no major incidents from either country during and after the Iran-Iraq War. Of course, the fact that we had a real president in those days may have had something to do with it as well . . .


11 posted on 2/17/2014 9:43:37 AM by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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George W Bush: A Real WHITEPresident

quote:

To: Fennie
How ironic and dangerous that
Iran, unlike the treasonous US Congress,
cares about ITS border guards and ITS border.


4 posted on 2/17/2014 9:05:58 AM by Diogenesis
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quote:

To: usconservative
You’re right, neither country is our friend. They are FOO - Friends of Obama. I fully expect Pakistan to knuckle under and do what Iranian leaders tell them.


5 posted on 2/17/2014 9:06:35 AM by wvnavyvet
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quote:

To: Fiji Hill
“Pakistan is a nuclear power, and Iran is soon to be. Ought to be interesting.”

I sure miss the Cold War. This is only going to be interesting in the Chinese sense of the word ‘interesting’.

It’s going to lead to world war. It’ll happen so fast.

The tinder is so dry, and everyone is carrying candles. Asia is about to explode, SA and Israel are aligned against Iran as well. The Soviets are back.

This isn’t good at all.


19 posted on 2/17/2014 10:08:26 AM by RinaseaofDs
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quote:

To: Fennie
Iran will spread itself too thin.
I guess they want to be like their old pal Hitler and fight several countries on many fronts.

37 posted on 2/17/2014 12:23:30 PM by PATRIOT1876
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quote:

quote:

To: usconservative
Let ‘em Fight!!!

Neither country is a friend of the USA — let ‘em fight! Let’s see which really does have nuclear capabilities, let ‘em fight!

Yeah,,,we wanna see us some mushroom clouds! Well, at least you do.


52 posted on 2/17/2014 9:23:57 PM by chessplayer
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quote:

To: chessplayer
You obviously don’t get it ....


56 posted on 2/18/2014 7:16:50 AM by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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quote:

To: usconservative
Oh, I get it alright. Some in here would love a noocleer war and the worldwide devastation it would cause. All the while spouting about how much the love Jesus.


76 posted on 2/18/2014 2:25:08 PM by chessplayer
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quote:

To: chessplayer
You are truly a moron.


78 posted on 2/18/2014 7:17:59 PM by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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quote:

To: Fennie
Do everything you can to make them attack each other!


65 posted on 2/18/2014 9:32:23 AM by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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quote:

To: Fennie
LAWN CHAIRS

POPCORN

GoPro


33 posted on 2/17/2014 11:45:43 AM by gaijin
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For that GoPro to be effective you'll want to right in the blast radius of the oncoming nukes...

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Lord Hydronium posted:

That white guy is Tim Wise, anti-racism advocate. :ssh:

To elaborate a little bit, the dude with the beard is Tim Wise, one of the leading advocates of affirmative action and one of the more outspoken critics of white privilege and institutional racism.

Good job doing your homework guys. :v:

ColdSnickersBar
Apr 7, 2005

quote:

To: RoosterRedux
Recall the several years of no major incidents from either country during and after the Iran-Iraq War. Of course, the fact that we had a real president in those days may have had something to do with it as well . . .


11 posted on 2/17/2014 9:43:37 AM by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Except for the use of chemical weapons to kill thousands of civilians. What the gently caress.

kik2dagroin posted:

George W Bush: A Real WHITEPresident

The Iran-Iraq war was in the 80's. He was talking about Reagan.

quote:

To: Fennie
How ironic and dangerous that
Iran, unlike the treasonous US Congress,
cares about ITS border guards and ITS border.


4 posted on 2/17/2014 9:05:58 AM by Diogenesis
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Actually, sir, I don't think it's ironic at all that Freepers share a lot of values with Iran.

ColdSnickersBar fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Feb 20, 2014

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

ColdSnickersBar posted:

Except for the use of chemical weapons to kill thousands of civilians. What the gently caress.


C'mon guy, Kurds don't count.


The armchair generals really do seem to believe that people would be willing to start a nuclear war over 5 borderguards kidnapped by a gaggle of jihadists. I can't tell if it's because they're too stupid to understand the actual consequences a state would face for actually using a nuclear bomb, or if they really do just want to see the world burn around them.

Political Whores fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Feb 20, 2014

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I thought Kurds were the "good ones."

isildur
May 31, 2000

BattleDroids: Flashpoint OH NO! Dekker! IS DOWN! THIS IS Glitch! Taking Command! THIS IS Glich! Taking command! OH NO! Glitch! IS DOWN! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! OH NO! Medusa IS DOWN!

Soon to be part of the Battletech Universe canon.

Lord Hydronium posted:

That white guy is Tim Wise, anti-racism advocate. :ssh:
Yeah, I recognized him. The image is still fantastic, though, regardless of who the people are; the only person actually talking is white.

(And of course there's the ongoing issue with many actual POC activists' irritation that it's the white guy that people listen to. Which, as an added subtext, makes the image even better.)

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
The soviets are back?

isildur
May 31, 2000

BattleDroids: Flashpoint OH NO! Dekker! IS DOWN! THIS IS Glitch! Taking Command! THIS IS Glich! Taking command! OH NO! Glitch! IS DOWN! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! THIS IS Medusa! Taking command! OH NO! Medusa IS DOWN!

Soon to be part of the Battletech Universe canon.

Swan Oat posted:

The soviets are back?

Cue Simpsons gif. THEY NEVER LEFT MUAHAHAHAHA

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Swan Oat posted:

The soviets are back?

You thought they ever left?


EDIT: dammit isildur, beating me to the punch

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

ColdSnickersBar posted:

When JimRob went to that airport, the first thing he noticed is that no one -- no one -- was there for the reason he was. He even posted his surprise at this, but then Freepers didn't, for one second, take this as a sign that they're vanishingly small. It's like crimestop: the second the thought started to head down that road, it just gets short-circuited, and the Freeper just goes "huh, I dunno where our millions of supporters were. What a weird day."

Obviously they had to stay home to make sure their powder didn't get wet. It's hard being a silent, angry majority ready for Civil War II: This Time It's RAHOWA that's being oppressed by the loud blackurban feral majority with their weaponised rap music.



Edit: Just going to link to the post that quotes JimRob's big day out because it really is amazing. It's like a Hieronymus Bosch painting, in that you notice a different pathetic, yet funny detail with every read.

I Greyhound posted:

JimRob story

I quite like this one:

quote:

I spotted a guy right behind me who had "USMC" on the back of his hat, so I greeted him with, "Semper Fi!" He turned and shook my hand, then saw my sign and instantly turned back to the crowd.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Feb 20, 2014

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ColdSnickersBar
Apr 7, 2005

Little Blackfly posted:

C'mon guy, Kurds don't count.


The armchair generals really do seem to believe that people would be willing to start a nuclear war over 5 borderguards kidnapped by a gaggle of jihadists. I can't tell if it's because they're too stupid to understand the actual consequences a state would face for actually using a nuclear bomb, or if they really do just want to see the world burn around them.

I especially like how that one guy gets called a moron for being like "nuclear war, guys? Really?" On Freep, the people asking for nuclear war are not the ones being called morons.

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