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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

RandomPauI posted:

You might be able to beat the USA but how well will you guys do against Ikea?

quite well, actually.

The dudes better come through against Great Britain tomorrow.

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SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Nope just a bunch of poo poo talk from the country that brought the world snowmobiles and AM radio
You forgot insulin and the Robertson screw.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'm glad our frost bitten neighbors to the north won the gold. Hockey in Canada is a big deal, they deserve to win it. Now if they could just win a Stanley Cup, you know, the award that matters....

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm glad our frost bitten neighbors to the north won the gold. Hockey in Canada is a big deal, they deserve to win it. Now if they could just win a Stanley Cup, you know, the award that matters....

haha they haven't seen the cup since '93 :dealwithit:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

SpannerX posted:

You forgot insulin and the Robertson screw.

Oh, yes, the Robertson screw--like most screwing that occurs in Canada, it's totally square

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Toad on a Hat posted:

haha they haven't seen the cup since '93 :dealwithit:

oh please, most american teams are full of canadians anyways!

Fejsze
May 13, 2013

Only you are the fish of my dreams

CLAM DOWN posted:

oh please, most american teams are full of canadians anyways!

Pity they don't get to play before their own people regularly...

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Fejsze posted:

Pity they don't get to play before their own people regularly...

The Canadian teams are also full of Canadians.

Similarly, German teams, Swedish teams, Finnish teams, British teams, ...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm glad our frost bitten neighbors to the north won the gold. Hockey in Canada is a big deal, they deserve to win it. Now if they could just win a Stanley Cup, you know, the award that matters....

SPOILEr stanley cup doesnt matter

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Why would anyone insult the poutine? It's delicious.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

neckbeard posted:

take off ya hoser!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Toad on a Hat posted:

haha they haven't seen the cup since '93 :dealwithit:

Uuuuh... Vancouver's in Canada ain't it?

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
http://deadspin.com/this-is-one-ugly-photo-finish-1526915289

:stare:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




FrozenVent posted:

Uuuuh... Vancouver's in Canada ain't it?

we've never won and burned our city down twice over losing :(

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
1. Five-hour event
2. No playback controls
3. Ads playing over the slow-mo jump captures
4. Cuts out right before Mao Asada gets her score and goes back to the beginning with no way to fast-forward

:downsbravo:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

FrozenVent posted:

Why would anyone insult the poutine? It's delicious.

That is why they are so furious

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


gently caress

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


mustache

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Feb 21, 2014

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

SPOILEr stanley cup doesnt matter

Alright, turn in your lumberjack axe and all the syrup in your home and check out of Canada.

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

name

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
At first I thought this was an edited gif because the three skiers crossed so awkwardly that it looked fake. I must have watched that at least 10 times before scrolling down and seeing the "crash", which is a weird way to categorize it since it didn't appear any of the three actually made contact with each other.

Part of me wishes all four fell and there was a photo finish of all four appearing to tie as they tumble-slide like rag doll penguins across the finish line.

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.

MustelaFuro posted:

which is a weird way to categorize it since it didn't appear any of the three actually made contact with each other.

They all crashed into the ground :ssh:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Vulpes posted:

They all crashed into the ground :ssh:

Controlled skiing into terrain

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FrozenVent posted:

Why would anyone insult the poutine? It's delicious.

slay all infidels who insult poutine

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

FrozenVent posted:

Why would anyone insult the poutine? It's delicious.

I live in florida and we have places that sell the glorious poutine.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Xelkelvos posted:

I live in florida and we have places that sell the glorious poutine.

the Canadian 5th column decided to punish itself by living in Florida?

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
I love Conan.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

LOL

Only kinda sorta Olympics-related, but WLWT (Cincinnati) just cut in for a tornado warning in a nearby county, and the weather dude is all "Since they're not currently in competition on the Olympics, I wanted to let you know about this" (figure skating group was warming up).

So what if they had been skating, buddy? were you just going to let that twister rip through without warning people?

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

I don't know why bieber isn't competing in this Olympics.... because NOBODY is going downhill faster than him at the moment

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Kidsolo posted:

I don't know why bieber isn't competing in this Olympics.... because NOBODY is going downhill faster than him at the moment

You should write for Leno

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Canada, there are other things you should be more concerned about...

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Canada, there are other things you should be more concerned about...


Why was that bear not watching hockey

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

It snuck in from Russia, hence the lashing out at a successful hockey nation.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
They constructed quite the maze to trap winning figure skaters inside the building.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Say Nothing posted:

Canada, there are other things you should be more concerned about...


"You don't see this often"

I mean maybe twice a year tops somebody is killed by flying bears, it's a rarity

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

It's like the 2007 Daytona 500. There was a huge crash in the final lap and one of the cars slid across the finish line on its roof while on fire.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Vernii posted:

Sochi is a gift that keeps on giving.

Pussy Riot members attacked by Cossacks with whips



EDIT:

Better story at The Washington Post, which has video (video was originally posted by RT, who took it down, but The Telegraph already rehosted it).

Putin is working hard to get demonstrator whipping accepted as a Olympic sport.

Mr. Putin is heavily supporting a training camp in Kiev right now.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Vernii posted:

Sochi is a gift that keeps on giving.

Pussy Riot members attacked by Cossacks with whips



EDIT:

Better story at The Washington Post, which has video (video was originally posted by RT, who took it down, but The Telegraph already rehosted it).

It looks like something out of a music video

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

is that some sort of hi-tech whip?

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