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Space Cadet Omoly posted:So, Portago supports both Skye and Zed. Women aren't supposed to inherit jack poo poo. 'S Biblical.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:So, Portago supports both Skye and Zed. He also supports Jan and black guy, and blowjob Russian.
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Has anyone ever heard of 3% milk? Cause I sure as poo poo never have. Is it a thing in Florida or is Muir so inept that he just accidentally invents new categories?
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cafel posted:Has anyone ever heard of 3% milk? Cause I sure as poo poo never have. Is it a thing in Florida or is Muir so inept that he just accidentally invents new categories? You will find that on a standard English "QWERTY" keyboard, the "2" and "3" buttons are very close to eachother.
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cafel posted:Has anyone ever heard of 3% milk? Cause I sure as poo poo never have. Is it a thing in Florida or is Muir so inept that he just accidentally invents new categories? Homo milk is 3.25% 
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Homo milk is 3.25% Homo milk is only 10% of the milk population, sir.
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Homo milk is 3.25% Homo milk CHOOSES to be 3.25% 
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Homo milk is not a part of a traditional breakfast. Unless you want go ahead and change the definition of "breakfast".
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Post 9-11 User posted:Skye is a neoliberal welfare queen sponging off the estate of her wealthy family. She doesn't live by ecologically sound principals like not wasting food, is having her bastard baby in excess. I guess? I don't remember who Portago is and I don't give a poo poo. Is Skye the one who is preg- gently caress it. It's poo poo. Skye isn't related to Don Portago, he's Jan's father. Jan is the liberal that's married to Black Mouthpiece, Skye is the liberal who didn't spermjack Blowjob Russian. E: I knew this without looking it up (kill me). I still cannot understand what the punchline of that cartoon was supposed to be. Not My Leg fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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CURATOR OF ANIME posted:
I hope Deb Zippel feels she got her money's worth for this one.
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Zerilan posted:Portago is the rich man who constantly bails out the cast. Also he owns the land Zed is living on. It will never cease to amuse that even in Muir's fantasy world, where his self insert could literally be and do anything, he shovels poo poo and barely gets by on scraps from Deus ex Portago.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:It will never cease to amuse that even in Muir's fantasy world, where his self insert could literally be and do anything, he shovels poo poo and barely gets by on scraps from Deus ex Portago.
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Not My Leg posted:Skye isn't related to Don Portago, he's Jan's father. Jan is the liberal that's married to Black Mouthpiece, Skye is the liberal who didn't spermjack Blowjob Russian. The punchline is that she is someone who has earned nothing snidely wastes milk. Because, you know, a poor person would actually do that as a guest in someone else's home. I read it somewhere. Also, any excuse to use a percent sign after using 1% and 99%. That's how far he's reaching. You want timg? YOU CAN'T HAVE TIMG.   1 2 3 4 5
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Not My Leg posted:Skye isn't related to Don Portago, he's Jan's father. Jan is the liberal that's married to Black Mouthpiece, Skye is the liberal who didn't spermjack Blowjob Russian. Didn't he end up marrying Waifu's mother, making him Skye's stepdad?
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Mirthless posted:I really can't emphasize enough how much I love Eric Allie's cartooning, even if I really hate his opinions. I wish he'd gotten into animating or webcomics or literally anything except political cartoons. What a tremendous waste. I'll agree that he's comparatively better than some of the stuff in this thread, but don't you think you're over-selling it a bit? There are teens on tumblr doing homestuck fanart that are somehow leaps and bounds ahead of him. (I also agree the world would be a better place if he was blogging homestuck opinions instead of right wing political cheerleading) hell astro course fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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It's a pleasant surprise that he spelled "militsiya" right on those shields, using Ukrainian cyrillic even! I'm sure its just copied off a newspaper photo because his handwriting isn't the best, but its still nice to see a label that isn't patronizing. Do warlords in Afghanistan make it a habit to dress up like Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna? And what the crap Muir. It seemed like he'd been getting better lately with writing in comprehensible English and showing who was speaking (even if the word balloons came out of their buttholes on occasion). Is that supposed to be Jan and Damon's house? Have we ever seen it before? Lenisto fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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Fulchrum posted:Didn't he end up marrying Waifu's mother, making him Skye's stepdad? They're not married, just shackin' up. e. Also Jan and Damon have been living in that brownstone for a while, though I'm not sure for how long.
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Suleman posted:Michael Goodwin amd Dam E. Burr made some comics about economics! That's pretty political. I know I'm a bit late to mention it, but this comic is incredibly reminiscent of the much older book posted in the thread by a famous cartoonist that tried to explain the economy using cavemen and clams- could anyone remind me who/what that was? It's also operating at the same level of theoretical sophistication, and is preaching to its choir every bit as much. They've even got a fishing metaphor in there!
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How an Economy Grows and Why it Doesn't by noted tax criminal Irwin Schiff. His son recently wrote a sequel, How an Economy Grows and Why it Crashes.
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Butts McGee posted:noted tax criminal Irwin Schiff I think you mean "Libertarian Freedom Fighter!!" You probably don't even believe in poll taxes you poor!
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Space-Bird posted:I'll agree that he's comparatively better than some of the stuff in this thread, but don't you think you're over-selling it a bit? There are teens on tumblr doing homestuck fanart that are somehow leaps and bounds ahead of him. This thread destroys people's brains. It's the only possible explanation.
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I will lock Ramirez in a room while a tape of a man saying "IF GLOBAL WARMING< WHY COLD?!!?? WHY COOLLLD!!!??" loops endlessly at a high volume.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:This thread destroys people's brains. It's the only possible explanation. We all float down here...
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I wish newspaper headlines were actually like that. No context or anything, just "CHINA" or "AL-QAIDA" in big letters on the front page.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:I wish newspaper headlines were actually like that. No context or anything, just "CHINA" or "AL-QAIDA" in big letters on the front page. Those look more like the titles of the papers. I get all my news from NUCLEAR IRAN and RADICAL ISLAM (al-Jazeera)
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Ah yes, Radical ¡SLAM!, the world's premiere news outlet for lucha libre's take on international news and political viewpoints.
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  Couldn't decide whether to add a giant terrible "CLIMATE CHANGE" label to the snow, so I left it off.
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pkfan2004 posted:Ah yes, Radical ¡SLAM!, the world's premiere news outlet for lucha libre's take on international news and political viewpoints. 10 times the integrity of CNN! *elbow drops Wolf Blitzer off the top turnbuckle*
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Spakstik posted:Those look more like the titles of the papers. I get all my news from NUCLEAR IRAN and RADICAL ISLAM (al-Jazeera) Did somebody say, 
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pkfan2004 posted:Ah yes, Radical ¡SLAM!, the world's premiere news outlet for lucha libre's take on international news and political viewpoints. Reminds me of: 
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Whoah, a misotheist cartoon. (Yea, I know it says "winter", but don't tell me that's not God) JRROSE! is surprisingly hardcore. William Bear fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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