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InfinEight posted:>Walk among the demonic army and provide them beer while offering an endless field of weed if they assist you with entering the fortress. Masturbate continually.
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>Ask michael where his flaming sword is
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Feb 21, 2014 03:55
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> charge full steam ahead, plowing the flesh golems golden sword into the anus of all who oppose you
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Feb 21, 2014 04:03
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InfinEight posted:>Walk among the demonic army and provide them beer while offering an endless field of weed if they assist you with entering the fortress. This and expound to them the ways of Jah.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:08
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> have bone golem lay down some sweet improv jams with its ribs, angelic host on backup vocals, lulling the stoned demons into a stupor. charge.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:19
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Holy poo poo yeah they're loving demons, offer them weed and beer and countless more decadence than the Deciever ever promised them (and apparently failed to deliver on)
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Feb 21, 2014 04:26
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> Co-opt demon army with unlimited free weed
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Feb 21, 2014 04:31
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InfinEight posted:>Walk among the demonic army and provide them beer while offering an endless field of weed if they assist you with entering the fortress. Masturbate continually.
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InfinEight posted:>Walk among the demonic army and provide them beer while offering an endless field of weed if they assist you with entering the fortress. Masturbate continually.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:41
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Sneak close to the demon army and make one of those poo poo cum blood pentagrams. Summon a Golgothan and run like hell.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:41
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>Use what little power the staff regained to cover the demons in a bunch of vines to trap them, then set it alight with your sigil.
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Feb 21, 2014 04:43
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>Touch dicks with angels
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Harry Joe posted:>Dock dicks with angels In all its pixelated detail 
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Garp Truther posted:Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high That was badass. > Command all the angels and hosed-up golems to charge and face-gently caress all of the demons to death. Lead the charge.
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> Command the Angels to pipe in the extended version of Pink Floyd's "Shine on You Crazy Diamond," as that will buy us more than enough time to deal with The Deceiver before his army wakes back up.
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>Greet that "horse"man of the apocalypse and have him bring you to the deceiver for an even greater battle!
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Repay me with Hope 
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TEll him he can repay you by letting you slip your dick in his horse anus
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Feb 21, 2014 05:57
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Chant "yes we can" in an attempt to rally your troops, and then tell him he can repay you with hope.
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Ask that horse guy to give you a hand beesy.
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Richardanator posted:Chant "yes we can" in an attempt to rally your troops, and then tell him he can repay you with hope.
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Richardanator posted:Chant "yes we can" in an attempt to rally your troops, and then tell him he can repay you with hope.
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> i really loving want to kill johnny thou
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>Help us force all mortals to enroll in lovely medical insurance exchanges we are heavily invested in monetarily
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>Throw the skin we previously held the staff in at the large demon, and then throw the old man at it shouting "Yes, we can!"
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>turn the large demon into a large demon golem with the power of your staff
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NecroMonster posted:>turn the large demon into a large demon golem with the power of your staff
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>manifest a golem made entirely from the genitals from the corpses strewn across the field of battle
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>Have the skeleton-golem close its wings around the demon like some sort of venus flytrap, and use the staff to grow tree roots and poo poo throughout the skeleton to hold it and the demon down.
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> Ask Large Demon for Tips on Improving Eyebrow Volume and Length
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>Jizz and projectile poo poo into both the big demon's and centaur's eyes, then kill them with your last golem while they're blinded.
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>Ask the horseman what became of Homosex, the fifth horseman
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>have the demon falsify your birth certificate
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Feb 21, 2014 06:58
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Use the staff to shoot as many vines as possible into the demon's anus and out through his mouth.
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Garp Truther posted:Use the staff to shoot as many vines as possible into the demon's anus and out through his mouth.
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Garp Truther posted:Use the staff to shoot as many vines as possible into the demon's anus and out through his mouth. Volmarias posted:Repay me with Hope Rape him with Hope
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Accretionist posted:> Ask Large Demon for Tips on Improving Eyebrow Volume and Length
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>switch character to bob >fire arrow at demon >jerk off gloriously while its in midflight
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>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons. >Masturbate furiously.
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