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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lucifer is my copilot

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

lucifer is my copilot

missed u :glomp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sN4gVpWHA

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:3:

I got time off for good behavior or something.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c

bengy81
May 8, 2010

I lol'd

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I'm not in a platoon but I heard you guys had a drunk thread

I live in a navy town and the rock radio station still plays the same creed and nickelback poo poo they were playing 10 years ago because the navy eats that poo poo up, whats up with that poo poo? is it a gay thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmoGhRyP45k

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
The whole military is gay so I don't think it's just a navy correlation.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
'Classic and contemporary rock' stations play that garbage nationwide, certainly not limited to Navy towns

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

gggiiimmmppp posted:

I'm not in a platoon but I heard you guys had a drunk thread

I live in a navy town and the rock radio station still plays the same creed and nickelback poo poo they were playing 10 years ago because the navy eats that poo poo up, whats up with that poo poo? is it a gay thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmoGhRyP45k

it's because white people are afraid of literally everything but don't want to admit it so they listen to nickelback. it's guitar enough to let them pretend to be hard or some dumb dadrock poo poo while being safe and boring enough to not ruin their porcelain children's ears

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



thanks for clearing that up GiP I never knew

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
drink eviltwin's molotov cocktail, its an ipa that's 13%, poo poo's great

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Beverage recommendation incoming!!!!!

Drink bottom shelf vodka and [store you bought it at]-brand juice. Red juice is best but sometime it's fun to mix it up and use orange juice (not to be confused with juice made from oranges).

Also if you've got a little left over on your food share card, go ahead and sample Slim Jim brand beef snacks. They temper the light and airy tang of the vodka juice with a subtle zing and create a really playful alcohol-infused experience.

Ok that's all for now

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Victor Vermis posted:

Beverage recommendation incoming!!!!!

Drink bottom shelf vodka and [store you bought it at]-brand juice. Red juice is best but sometime it's fun to mix it up and use orange juice (not to be confused with juice made from oranges).

Also if you've got a little left over on your food share card, go ahead and sample Slim Jim brand beef snacks. They temper the light and airy tang of the vodka juice with a subtle zing and create a really playful alcohol-infused experience.

Ok that's all for now


Continue drinking until you die.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
Things to do in Decatur, IL on a Friday night: drink an 18 pack of Budweiser and watch TV.

polpot saved asia
Aug 28, 2011

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Things to do on a Friday night: drink an 18 pack of Budweiser and watch TV.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Continue drinking until you die.

US MARINE. KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, BRO

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Victor Vermis posted:

KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, BRO

A terrible poster? I would trade Schneider for you every day of the week. RIP Schneidy.

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

just been goin through https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie all night p entertaining

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

A terrible poster? I would trade Schneider for you every day of the week. RIP Schneidy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFS6gxLb1ec

But all the same, it means a lot to me that a cop hates my posting more than that of a guy who posted almost exclusively about the military.

Cuz you know, that's totes your wheelhouse.

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
world-star !

world-star !

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Victor Vermis posted:

Beverage recommendation incoming!!!!!

Drink bottom shelf vodka and [store you bought it at]-brand juice. Red juice is best but sometime it's fun to mix it up and use orange juice (not to be confused with juice made from oranges).

Also if you've got a little left over on your food share card, go ahead and sample Slim Jim brand beef snacks. They temper the light and airy tang of the vodka juice with a subtle zing and create a really playful alcohol-infused experience.

Ok that's all for now

I laughed :shobon:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

A terrible poster? I would trade Schneider for you every day of the week. RIP Schneidy.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'd trade basically any 3 of you for Schneider.

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Victor Vermis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFS6gxLb1ec

But all the same, it means a lot to me that a cop hates my posting more than that of a guy who posted almost exclusively about the military.

Cuz you know, that's totes your wheelhouse.

The dude is a "21 bravo combat engineer army reserves", police should have known who they were dealing with.

News report on that video, 2:30 is lolollllllllllll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqOTOLlMTQ4

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'd trade one gleep for a strong cup of coffee. Slightly used, gives head like a vacuum cleaner. Just give him a smack if he uses teeth.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
My uhaul is loaded, my rear end is enroute to Tennessee.

Today is a good day gents. I said it before, but I feel like saying it again- thanks for being the funniest motherfuckers on earth.

Love you guys.

:3:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

RichieHimself posted:

News report on that video, 2:30 is lolollllllllllll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqOTOLlMTQ4

Smoke dirty pigs, man.

SMOKE DIRTY PIGS AMMMMERRRICANNSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6toNhtWG8U&t=78s

Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Feb 22, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Obama Africanus posted:

My uhaul is loaded, my rear end is enroute to Tennessee.

Today is a good day gents. I said it before, but I feel like saying it again- thanks for being the funniest motherfuckers on earth.

Love you guys.

:3:

Good luck on your drive, man.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Obama Africanus posted:

My uhaul is loaded, my rear end is enroute to Tennessee.

Today is a good day gents. I said it before, but I feel like saying it again- thanks for being the funniest motherfuckers on earth.

Love you guys.

:3:

Drive safe Shim and have a good time

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


For Shim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Drive safe Shim and have a good time

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
free ghost bones

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

free ghost bones

ghost bones posted:

i actually don't give a poo poo. ban that friend of the family. ban us all

something something irony

FiestaDePantalones
May 13, 2005

Kicked in the pants by TFLC

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

something something irony

something something death row pardon two minutes too late.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
gently caress BITCHES. GOD DAMNED WAST OF MY YEAR.

Fuckin military forces you to find a woman and put a ring on her before you PCs in 8 months. The gently caress kinda poo poo is that. For single motherfuckers overseas you got 2 years, minis whatever bullshit deployments you get to the hellhole sand box, to a) find a woman b) think she's aight enought to start a relationship c) marry that got damef gamble. No wonder dependapotimus and philipino green card wives are so prevelent. A motherfucker can't find someone in such short of time.

If you decide to function like a human being and hold off marriage you are rewarded with a long distance relationship where the othet has to give up their everything to move to you or you get the fuvk out.

gently caress this god DND military.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
or yeah just don't get married while you're in the military idiot

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
just put off marriage until you're loving 23 and then get out of the military like any normal person does???

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

KirbyKhan posted:

gently caress BITCHES. GOD DAMNED WAST OF MY YEAR.

Fuckin military forces you to find a woman and put a ring on her before you PCs in 8 months. The gently caress kinda poo poo is that. For single motherfuckers overseas you got 2 years, minis whatever bullshit deployments you get to the hellhole sand box, to a) find a woman b) think she's aight enought to start a relationship c) marry that got damef gamble. No wonder dependapotimus and philipino green card wives are so prevelent. A motherfucker can't find someone in such short of time.

If you decide to function like a human being and hold off marriage you are rewarded with a long distance relationship where the othet has to give up their everything to move to you or you get the fuvk out.

gently caress this god DND military.

heh

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

or yeah just don't get married while you're in the military idiot

I'm not, so I get less of a pay check and first call on bullshit after hours. I'm fuckin. Andry

I'm out this august gently caress this noise. Lost me the only good woman I found circumnavigating this gay earf

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