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xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

Ariza posted:

The Bró





Only ~$800!

You should really nsfw that second one.

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TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Good job quote it so it's on another page.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




It looks like it burned his chest. Or it was really tight, but I'm going with burns.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins


:canada:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ariza posted:

The Bró





Only ~$800!

Varg has really embraced some new ideas since his church-burning friend-murdering pink-sweater-wearing days.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Snowy posted:

It looks like it burned his chest. Or it was really tight, but I'm going with burns.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Too soon. :qq:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




I'm happy for Canada, but the funny part about this is that most people don't even care that the game even happened.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Snowy posted:

I'm happy for Canada, but the funny part about this is that most people don't even care that the game even happened.

Come to Buffalo. Lots of bars were overflowing into the streets and everyone skipped school. It was weird seeing the bars full during the US-Russia game early last Saturday. We get a lot of people from Canada coming down to work so I'm sure there were lots of fights too. It's all very dumb.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

My favourite part is the (Go Canada) at the bottom, all meek and unassuming.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Like anyone in the US cares about hockey.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Dusseldorf posted:

Like anyone in the US cares about hockey.

They sure seem to care about posting how much they don't care about it in this thread

Here have a funny hockey picture

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Every time a country loses in a sport, the amount of people who never really cared anyway increases dramatically.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Tochiazuma posted:

They sure seem to care about posting how much they don't care about it in this thread

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Kanfy posted:

Every time a country loses in a sport, the amount of people who never really cared anyway increases dramatically.


Is that mocos in the inset?

Down With People
Oct 31, 2012

The child delights in violence.

Ariza posted:

The Bró





Only ~$800!

This is from Sruli Recht, right? The same folks make a glove that you can never take off.





Made of basking shark skin. If you ever try to take it off, hundreds of little hooks rip your flesh. You either cut it off or wear it forever.

750 euros.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Down With People posted:

This is from Sruli Recht, right? The same folks make a glove that you can never take off.





Made of basking shark skin. If you ever try to take it off, hundreds of little hooks rip your flesh. You either cut it off or wear it forever.

750 euros.

How bad of cuts are we talking here? Just need bandages and hurt to use your hands a couple days level, or need skin grafts and hope you don't bleed to death level?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Choco1980 posted:

How bad of cuts are we talking here? Just need bandages and hurt to use your hands a couple days level, or need skin grafts and hope you don't bleed to death level?

For the price I'd demand the latter.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
Probably degloving.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Down With People posted:

This is from Sruli Recht, right? The same folks make a glove that you can never take off.





Made of basking shark skin. If you ever try to take it off, hundreds of little hooks rip your flesh. You either cut it off or wear it forever.

750 euros.

There is an OJ joke here somewhere, but I'll be jiggered if I can find it.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
About halfway. You'd be hurt for weeks and need a hospital stay and a bunch of stitches, but you wouldn't need a skin graft.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Down With People posted:

This is from Sruli Recht, right? The same folks make a glove that you can never take off.





Made of basking shark skin. If you ever try to take it off, hundreds of little hooks rip your flesh. You either cut it off or wear it forever.

750 euros.

...Why? What possible use can that serve? Even if you use it as a glove you'd be cutting yourself with every movement.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That's poo poo straight out of SAW.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

RatHat posted:

...Why? What possible use can that serve? Even if you use it as a glove you'd be cutting yourself with every movement.

Because rich people?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Turn it inside out and give the best handshakes.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Because art?

HaB posted:

Because rich people?

drat beaten.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Down With People posted:

This is from Sruli Recht, right? The same folks make a glove that you can never take off.





Made of basking shark skin. If you ever try to take it off, hundreds of little hooks rip your flesh. You either cut it off or wear it forever.

750 euros.

It is! I saw those gloves somewhere on the internet and figured the site had to be fake. I was not disappointed to find that it was real and it was glorious.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

karl fungus posted:

Turn it inside out and give the best handshakes.



they have you covered.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
drat.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Does anyone have that picture of the hot chick in the swimsuit on one side and under it says something like "All it takes to look like this is not eating a million burgers" or something like that, and the other side is a ripped dude and under it says something like "All it takes to look like this is years of hard work and dedication" or some such bullshit?

arts and craps
Nov 20, 2011

The Midniter posted:

Does anyone have that picture of the hot chick in the swimsuit on one side and under it says something like "All it takes to look like this is not eating a million burgers" or something like that, and the other side is a ripped dude and under it says something like "All it takes to look like this is years of hard work and dedication" or some such bullshit?

I do.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

RatHat posted:

...Why? What possible use can that serve? Even if you use it as a glove you'd be cutting yourself with every movement.

See below.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Because art?


This guy also made a ring out of his own flayed flesh. He rules

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tochiazuma posted:

They sure seem to care about posting how much they don't care about it in this thread

I knew Canadians loved hockey, but I'm still a bit surprised at how much they're flipping out over a women's hockey game.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001


Thanks, much appreciated.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Phlegmish posted:

I knew Canadians loved hockey, but I'm still a bit surprised at how much they're flipping out over a women's hockey game.

We love women's hockey. Also, it marks the first four-peat in Winter or Summer Olympics history for several members of the team.

TeamJesus
Sep 21, 2006

He died for your sins...
Now he's back for your
BRAINS!

pigdog posted:

Regarding US vs Canada hockey match tomorrow..




Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Some CAH rounds just make you want to retire the question, because it will never ever be topped again. It happened in one of my games with the question "___: Kid Tested, Mother Approved" and one person played "The Oedipus Complex"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

Some CAH rounds just make you want to retire the question, because it will never ever be topped again. It happened in one of my games with the question "___: Kid Tested, Mother Approved" and one person played "The Oedipus Complex"

I was very lucky to have the "Wire Coat Hanger Abortions" card when that question came up.

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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

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