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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way. :mad:

You have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

You have the boorish manners of a Yalie.
I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way. :mad:

I don't know why Harvard even bothered to show up. They barely even won.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Hogburto posted:

I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won.

MondayHotDog posted:

I don't know why Harvard even bothered to show up. They barely even won.

Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They've destroyed every thread in TV IV except Food Network & Cooking Show Discussion: Welcome to Pie Town, which is reporting record postcounts.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Technogeek posted:

Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They've destroyed every thread in TV IV except Food Network & Cooking Show Discussion: Welcome to Pie Town, which is reporting record postcounts.

Technogeek, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007

Let me put it this way....he spelt Yale, with a six.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Drint Blasters posted:

Let me put it this way....he spelt Yale, with a six.

TVIV could use an airport.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Drint Blasters posted:

Let me put it this way....he spelt Yale, with a six.

27! :classiclol:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

You have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

Hey egghead, sing 'Fair Harvard'!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey egghead, sing 'Fair Harvard'!

I am so smart! I am so smart!
S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey egghead, sing 'Fair Harvard'!

I don't mean to sound pretentious here, but Hogburto and MondayHotDog form a dramaturgical dyad...

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey egghead, sing 'Fair Harvard'!

Here's a witty Rejoineder for ya!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

I am so smart! I am so smart!
S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!


Congratulations! You've just graduated from the most expensive, and therefore best, school there is.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

IMJack posted:

Congratulations! You've just graduated from the most expensive, and therefore best, school there is.

But wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

WE WON!

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Spiffster posted:

Here's a witty Rejoineder for ya!



You sir have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Spiffster posted:

But wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

WE WON!

Was President Lincoln okay? :ohdear:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Spiffster posted:

Here's a witty Rejoineder for ya!



If this had been a petunia, you'd be dead right now.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Was President Lincoln okay? :ohdear:

He was fine...
...
...

Go home Fart!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Everything Counts posted:

Technogeek, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Mmm...free goo...

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Technogeek posted:

Mmm...free goo...
I know I shouldn't eat thee but...
mmm... sacralicious...

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Mmm...sixty-four slices of american cheese.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Daktar posted:

Mmm...sixty-four slices of american cheese.

I think I'm blind.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TMMadman posted:

I think I'm blind.

Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right? :2bong:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Was President Lincoln okay? :ohdear:

Locust, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

MondayHotDog posted:

Locust, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?

Your Next Chester A HotDog.

*pop pop pop*

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Spiffster posted:

Your Next Chester A HotDog.

*pop pop pop*

You had arthritis?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Spiffster posted:

Your Next Chester A HotDog.

*pop pop pop*

Now I'm Prune Tracy!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

Your Next Chester A HotDog.

*pop pop pop*

Unhand me, Yankee.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

Unhand me, Yankee.

I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?

Couldn't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Man Alive! posted:

Couldn't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?

Yooooou have a gambling problem!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Everything Counts posted:

Yooooou have a gambling problem!

You know, you're right, Everything Counts. Maybe I should get some professional help?

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


Quality Pugamutes now available, APR/APRI/NKC approved breeder. PM for details.
Did your hair burn off in a fire? That trapped you in a candy factory?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Any questions?

Captain Foxy posted:

Did your hair burn off in a fire? That trapped you in a candy factory?

Keeping in mind that I already explained about the hair.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Any questions?


Keeping in mind that I already explained about the hair.

Are you gonna buy some wigs, or ain't cha?

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Any questions?


Keeping in mind that I already explained about the hair.

LOCUST FART HELL, Associated Press. Is this a joke?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Are you gonna buy some wigs, or ain't cha?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I kinda want a cigarette.

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

I kinda want a cigarette.

Aunt Cath has one hour to live! :eek:

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