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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



make the golem loving duck

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
Blame it on the old man with the excuse that his bowels are crap and that he couldn't find the restroom. Ask where the restroom is.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

> gay sex him

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>use the power of your staff to turn the gay guy into a gay guy golem

LoveMeDead
Feb 16, 2011
>Start singing "It's Raining Men" and dance with Bob.

Grey Skies
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
> present your anus to him and yell GET IN

InfinEight
Apr 25, 2007

What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT
>ask him if he saw the latest episode of Modern Family. If he responds positively, have sex with Bob. If he responds negatively, have sex with yourself.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Pull your dick out, arch an eyebrow at him and say "Care for a duel?" in a suave voice.

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.
> Point outside and say "the massive poo poo demon"

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Grey Skies posted:

> present your anus to him and yell GET IN

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

A RICH WHITE MAN posted:

> Point outside and say "the massive poo poo demon"

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

> Tell him you're going to fight for his inalienable right to marry whoever he wants

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Offer the old man's pouty, dick suckin lips as an apology.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Grey Skies posted:

> present your anus to him and yell GET IN

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Ask the man where the fifth horseman is.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

>gently caress gay Jesus

T___A
Jan 18, 2014

Nothing would go right until we had a dictator, and the sooner the better.
Tie the man in vines and tell bob to shoot him.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Covertly create some vines with your staff to go outside to provoke the poo poo golem into coming in and attacking Gay Jesus.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Evan Montegarde posted:

>gently caress gay Jesus

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


> promise him bob if he joins your ranks

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.

Black Griffon posted:

> promise him bob if he joins your ranks

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Use staff to make a golem out of gay jesus' anus.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




> follow the man to the champagne party, then get hideously drunk no matter what

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I don't understand why everyone is guessing the identity of the Deceiver. It was outright shown to be Satan when he vaporised Conquest.

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.
>go to drink champagne and in the midst of the party summon a new weed golem. smoke one of his fingers.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>draw bob a mustache with your poo poo

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Get drunk, gently caress bitches, smoke trees.

Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Feb 22, 2014

Amorphus
Jun 26, 2005
Available in new pseudo-intellectual flavor!
Have the old man lose some clothes to fit in with the rest of the party. Then join Gay Jesus for some champagne and good times.

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.
>tell him you want to drink champagne with him then take him to a GWAR concert instead

Grey Skies
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
> go to the party and as soon as you get there present your anus to him and yell GET IN

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Hogge Wild posted:

>draw bob a mustache with your poo poo


Amorphus posted:

Have the old man lose some clothes

7thBatallion posted:

Get drunk, gently caress bitches, smoke trees.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

SirSamVimes posted:

I don't understand why everyone is guessing the identity of the Deceiver. It was outright shown to be Satan when he vaporised Conquest.

I just want to know what became of Byro- I mean HOMOSEX, FIFTH HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




A RICH WHITE MAN posted:

>tell him you want to drink champagne with him then take him to a GWAR concert instead

Don We Now
Apr 18, 2005

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




>go inside the rainbow door but make Bob go in ahead of you, anus first.

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Tell him the old man killed the pretty pony man and you tried everything you could to stop him but he wouldnt listen.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
Come to the crashing realization that the deciever has been with you all along.


point to old man and scream like that one dude in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

What is the Deceiver is Beelz, wearing Satan's corpse just as Satan wore his mother's? :tinfoil:

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