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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > endtimes.exe
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RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.

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FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 09:19
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TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
>cast enlarge fist

>fist self

>cast enlarge fist again

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 09:28
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Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

 Do this first.

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.

Then this.

Illegal Username posted:

Come to the crashing realization that the deciever has been with you all along.


point to old man and scream like that one dude in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 09:51
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Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 09:55
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> walk into the room, then sing that Al Green song

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 10:24
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Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 11:05
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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.

This, also have sex with literally everyone in the club.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 11:06
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BHB
Aug 28, 2011

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 12:36
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Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 12:37
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 12:50
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Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Walk into the bar, whip out your cock, and sing "what's up buttercup...whooaoaoaoaoaoooa!" Tom Jones style.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 13:00
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Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 13:13
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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 13:17
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
> Cast Enlarge Cock (Self)

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 13:25
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gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008

Atma posted:





This was way more fun than atm, for the next one can you please do a normal civilian life again. It was more fun to free range gently caress up a persons life than some weird devil world

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 13:57
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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
 There is no champagne in the champagne room.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 14:19
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almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Hurry back outside and fashion a large My Little Pony golem out of corpses as a gift for Homosex. We can't go see him empty handed! Go back in and through the rainbow doorway.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 14:28
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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Masturbate furiously to summon GWAR, then have them play at the club as a distraction while we go venture deeper into the tower.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 14:32
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Newfie
Oct 8, 2013

10 years of oil boom and 20 billion dollars cash, all I got was a case of beer, a pack of smokes, and 14% unemployment.
Thanks, Danny.

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 15:38
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tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 15:43
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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

 > brutally and senselessly kill the old man. then walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 15:58
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Atma posted:



You all realize the Deceiver is Byron/HOMOSEX, right?

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

 Nah it's Satan

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
 > Offer him your own brand of "champagne" (piss)

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:13
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Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.

Toad on a Hat posted:

You all realize the Deceiver is Byron/HOMOSEX, right?

Byron is just a pawn yo, ain't never been on our side.

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:18
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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
>walk into the club like "what up. I got a small cock"

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:26
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zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES
>walk into the club like "poz my neg rear end"

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:36
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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

 i wish we would've gone far enough west to find where the statue of liberty was buried

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:52
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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

zgrowler2 posted:

>walk into the club like "poz my neg rear end"
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:52
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 16:53
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milktwice
Feb 15, 2012

zgrowler2 posted:

>walk into the club like "poz my neg rear end"
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 17:17
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dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES

zgrowler2 posted:

>walk into the club like "poz my neg rear end"
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 17:30
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SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

zgrowler2 posted:

>walk into the club like "poz my neg rear end"
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 17:32
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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

RedTeam posted:

>walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
* # ? Feb 22, 2014 17:36
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Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

 > send the old man in first because this smells like a trap

* # ? Feb 22, 2014 18:36
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Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

zgrowler2 posted:

>walk into the club like "poz my neg rear end"
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Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
 Tell your party to make sure they are clenching their anuses as hard as possible, then do the same yourself, then head through the door

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice






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