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Splicer posted:I was genuinely surprised by the lack of "...Friend #1 and Friend #2 have been dating ever since!" Ew, gross why would he date his sister? Don't you know that knowing someone for a few years and going to school with them makes you literal siblings?
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I still love that one because either five people are going along with a really dumb joke or five people don't know that TV shows aren't real.
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Feb 22, 2014 18:57
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In my experience the website 'iFunny' has a misleading name.
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Feb 22, 2014 18:59
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A jeep with the roof off. Reclined in the back seat. Five people circling. Can't be seen. I don't think the logistics add up here.
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Feb 22, 2014 19:55
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The time stamps of the first several comments don't make sense.
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Feb 22, 2014 22:24
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I would totally hang out with this kid, assuming he were real. Any 10-year-old who spontaneously starts talking about how he wouldn't want a pet pig because he'd eat it sounds like good company to me.
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Feb 22, 2014 23:21
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Why do they always write like this. Why. Do. They. Always. Write. Like. This. It always reminds me of this video (completely SFW)
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Feb 22, 2014 23:27
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 The text in this is NSFW 
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Khazar-khum posted:Girlfriend: *sputters a bit before getting her stuff and storming off* I always love it when they use this cliche. I picture someone just randomly going "PPPPPPFFPFFPFFPFPFFPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTT" and then stomping away like Marvin the Martian when he's angry.
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sticklefifer posted:I always love it when they use this cliche. I picture someone just randomly going "PPPPPPFFPFFPFFPFPFFPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTT" and then stomping away like Marvin the Martian when he's angry. Sputtering must be common-place in their universe. I've never made anyone sputter and I feel like less of a man for it  I need some better  s
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Feb 23, 2014 05:17
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NoUU posted:TL;DR: Ex slept with my BF and I got immediate satisfaction/revenge on them - glorious revenge. This TLDR doesn't seem to even be for the story that is told above. So the poster is a bisexual man surprised that his partner likes a woman (a woman who is the poster's ex-girlfriend) or its a girl posting about her boyfriend banging her former lesbian lover? Of course, none of that info is important enough to keep in the main story because none of it happened, I guess. E: Just now saw that they start by saying they are a woman, but the point still stands that the sexuality of all parties seems nebulous even to the person telling the story. Cursed Lumberjack has a new favorite as of 08:58 on Feb 23, 2014 |
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Feb 23, 2014 08:55
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Or the dude is the ex, and BF stands for "best friend."
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Feb 23, 2014 09:40
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NoUU posted:The text in this is NSFW You don't simply rinse away habanero. Also, who keeps a handy stash of cucumbers and habaneros lying around? Maybe the people in these do? quote:Suffering A Bipolar Vortex quote:
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Whenever I read STDH I just always wonder how the gently caress these people supposedly remember such long conversations in such great detail. Do all these fuckers have photographic memory? I mean, I get there's some embellishment even in real stories but I can hardly recall the few sentences I had with the clerk at the gas station or what I had for breakfast. Is it because they were such ~dramatic~ occurrences that they're burned into the tellers mined supposedly?
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Tracula posted:Whenever I read STDH I just always wonder how the gently caress these people supposedly remember such long conversations in such great detail. Do all these fuckers have photographic memory? I mean, I get there's some embellishment even in real stories but I can hardly recall the few sentences I had with the clerk at the gas station or what I had for breakfast. Is it because they were such ~dramatic~ occurrences that they're burned into the tellers mined supposedly? Probably. You remember the weird things more than the mundane.
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Tracula posted:Whenever I read STDH I just always wonder how the gently caress these people supposedly remember such long conversations in such great detail. Do all these fuckers have photographic memory? I mean, I get there's some embellishment even in real stories but I can hardly recall the few sentences I had with the clerk at the gas station or what I had for breakfast. Is it because they were such ~dramatic~ occurrences that they're burned into the tellers mined supposedly? I think it's all in the drive home when theyre stewing in what they should have said. Basically, STDH is all Goerge thinking of Jerk Store 
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Feb 25, 2014 09:50
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Is this STDH? Cause it feels like STDH when I read it. Hate Fibration has a new favorite as of 10:21 on Feb 25, 2014 |
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Feb 25, 2014 10:10
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Hate Fibration posted:Is this STDH? I want it to be STDH.
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Feb 25, 2014 10:41
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At least being on Facebook allows someone to deliver a page of text uninterrupted. The guy seems a little too much like a walking stereotype but fedora wearers are extremely unself aware.
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Feb 25, 2014 11:07
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Dr_Amazing posted:At least being on Facebook allows someone to deliver a page of text uninterrupted. Yeah, that's why I'm so skeptical. It just seems like it hits every cringe button too perfectly.
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Feb 25, 2014 11:11
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"I talked to you at Hot Topic. Remember me? Trenchcoat, fedora?" "Oh yes, I remember all several thousand of you."
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Feb 25, 2014 12:38
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Whether it was stdh or not I bet she was pump to use the line "this Kitty's got claws". Also, those hashtags are ridiculous.
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no_shit_columbo posted:I think it's all in the drive home when theyre stewing in what they should have said. I want a STDH story that just ends with someone saying "Well I had sex with your wife!"
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Feb 25, 2014 13:17
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I can believe it, because Nice Guy types are so oblivious to how creepy and unwanted their advances are that the only way to get rid of them is to shut them the gently caress down with extreme goddamn prejudice. If she had deleted her account, he would've tracked her down some other way and asked why he didn't see her on Facebook anymore. I've known people on both sides of interactions like that, and I had some Nice Guy tendencies myself when I was a dumb 14-year-old, and it really is the only way to get them to go away. I grew up, but sadly, most never learn that the problem is with them and not the poor girl they creeped out, and just write her off as a bitch. Every time I see one of those friendzone posts I am glad I grew up in an age before Reddit and had good friends to set me straight. What a fuckhead I might have been otherwise.
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Feb 25, 2014 13:18
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I can believe it. I had a customer message me "hey  " on Facebook once during my GameStop days. It was weird. No idea how he found out my last name.
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Feb 25, 2014 15:48
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My first name is pretty unique, so I started going by my much more common middle name due solely to customers looking me up on Facebook. Something about women (and who knows, maybe men too) in customer service trips a weird trigger in some peoples' brains. But that "Kitty's got claws!" line was terrible. :I
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Feb 25, 2014 16:59
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I love how the guy says "you didn't block me or delete your account, so...". The real life version would be like 'well, you walked away from me and stopped talking to me, but you didn't get a restraining order or move, so you must be into me'. I hope it isn't STDH
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I can say at least I have had people pull the "you didn't block me or delete your account" type line on me online. I used to be the guild leader/raid leader of the most successful progression raiding guild on our WoW server and of course that dragged a bunch of undesirables to the door, because woman + gaming + authority = either deeply hated and intimidating or irresistable, or both.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:My first name is pretty unique, so I started going by my much more common middle name due solely to customers looking me up on Facebook. Something about women (and who knows, maybe men too) in customer service trips a weird trigger in some peoples' brains.
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It happened posted:... I am so sheltered 
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Ratjaculation posted:I want it to be STDH. There are a scary number of people named "kitty" who work at Hot Topic.
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xxEightxx posted:There are a number of scary people named "kitty" who work at Hot Topic. Fixed for also true.
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Feb 26, 2014 05:21
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Feb 26, 2014 08:12
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Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about.
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DoctorPresident posted:
I had a theory in high school that Bohemian Rhapsody was about The Stranger by Camus. I was an incredibly annoying high schooler.
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Not Always Friendly posted:Talking Total Bolado It's Spanish, not loving "El Salvadorian". And I'm pretty sure that's not what bolado means.
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Roro posted:It's Spanish, not loving "El Salvadorian". And I'm pretty sure that's not what bolado means. quote:Bolado - Something you don't know what is called (ese bolado - that thing) http://www.explore-beautiful-el-salvador.com/el-salvador-language.html Some localized area can use terms for things they weren't intended to. Look at the British with the cold on a cob and poo poo.
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