The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Let's see, I don't have a speech prepared, but... abra-cadaver!

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

There's a 3 O'Clock in the afternoon now?

The Little Rascals aren't on until 6!

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:22

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Let's see, I don't have a speech prepared, but... abra-cadaver!

If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker! :haw:

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!

Bart's reaction to that joke is just perfect

Oh gee, a quote. Um...... uhhh... oh, okay! This guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch piani-oh wait, I can't tell that one! :sweatdrop:

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:39

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Oh gee, a quote. Um...... uhhh... oh, okay! This guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch piani-oh wait, I can't tell that one!

I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..."

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Let's just say the quotes about him are highly exaggerated :mad:

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PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

GET. IN.

And the jars of urine?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 05:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

PT6A posted:

And the jars of urine?

And the road maps, and ice scraper?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 05:47

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Jerusalem posted:

Let's just say the quotes about him are highly exaggerated

Sigh...back to the forecastle of the Pequot. :smith:

# ? Feb 23, 2014 06:32

Classtoise: Feb 11, 2008; THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Of course for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

Aw crap.
Peter Frampton's gonna be pissed.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 07:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Classtoise posted:

Aw crap.
Peter Frampton's gonna be pissed.

drat right I'm gonna be pissed! I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!

# ? Feb 23, 2014 07:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 08:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 08:34

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

Are we supposed to assume this is some sort of magic xylophone?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 08:36

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

Remember when I said I'd have to write to NASA to calculate your bar tab?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

I'm not gonna lie to you, Drink-Mix Man.....

# ? Feb 23, 2014 14:12

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not gonna lie to you, Drink-Mix Man.....

Mister Kingdom it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 17:02

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not gonna lie to you, Drink-Mix Man.....

Oh Mister Kingdom, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes . . .

# ? Feb 23, 2014 17:03

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm a man of few words:

Any questions?

He's right, he ain't much on speeches.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

Remember when I said I'd have to write to NASA to calculate your ~~bar tab~~ post count?

Oh yeah, we all had a good laugh about that.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 22:30

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh yeah, we all had a good laugh about that.

...why I laugh?

# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:31

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Man Alive! posted:

...why I laugh?

Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul."

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Technogeek posted:

Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul."

I am familiar with the work of Pablo Neruda.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 03:20

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I am familiar with the work of Pablo Neruda.

drat YOU WALT WHITMAN! I! HATE! YOU! WALT! FREAKIN! WHITMAN! LEAVES OF GRASS MY rear end!!

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

LEAVES OF GRASS MY rear end!!

Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like "elf grass".

# ? Feb 24, 2014 03:57

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I am familiar with the work of Pablo Neruda.

What about Ray Bradbury?

# ? Feb 24, 2014 03:58

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

drat YOU WALT WHITMAN! I! HATE! YOU! WALT! FREAKIN! WHITMAN! LEAVES OF GRASS MY rear end!!

Leaves of four, eat some more! :v:

# ? Feb 24, 2014 04:01

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Leaves of four, eat some more!

If it's brown, drink it down.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 04:14

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

What about Ray Bradbury?

I am familiar with his quotes.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 04:45

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

What about Ray Bradbury?

Jeremy's....Iron.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 05:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like "elf grass".

Not if you called them "stenchblossoms".

# ? Feb 24, 2014 05:17

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Not if you called them "stenchblossoms".

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

# ? Feb 24, 2014 05:26

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

I'd have called them chazzwozzers. :australia:

# ? Feb 24, 2014 05:30

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

What about Ray Bradbury?

GET OUT.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 08:06

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

GET OUT.

Red room... red room... over there.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 08:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

GET OUT.

That's in Juvenile. This is Young Adult.

# ? Feb 24, 2014 08:22

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

IMJack posted:

That's in Juvenile. This is Young Adult.

Oh, if only someone could tame him...

# ? Feb 24, 2014 11:30

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Red room... red room... over there.

I'm a torso!

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I'm a torso!

Oh no, blood!

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