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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Theyr'e pretty loving happy in Indonesia, the largest Muslim population on Earth.



Isn't it amazing how all these talks about Muslim countries miss the worlds biggest Muslim country?

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Fulchrum posted:

Theyr'e pretty loving happy in Indonesia, the largest Muslim population on Earth.



Isn't it amazing how all these talks about Muslim countries miss the worlds biggest Muslim country?

They prefer to focus on the countries which are wracked by civil war, or regular war, or which have varying levels of despotism in the government. Because then it's easy to ignore the various underlying causes and reasons for those statuses--especially in the cases where Western countries might well be complicit in causing them, like in the Gaza. Nope, nosiree, it's all because they're the wrong religion!

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Haha perfect! Posted the graphic, hope I haven't ruined the lolz.

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

Fulchrum posted:

Theyr'e pretty loving happy in Indonesia, the largest Muslim population on Earth.

That, and any comparison of suicide rates shows it's much more a Eurasian problem than having anything to do with Islam. The data is generally scarce on suicide in the Levant, but I suspect there'd be some level of awareness if it were a problem in "Muslim nations" the way it is in Greenland.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

snorch posted:

This is essentially how people reason themselves into a fear well and can't get back out, because one thing that actually IS proven to lower IQ and foster paranoia is being afraid of stuff.

Can you give me a good source for this?

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

duz posted:

There was a full page ad for this in the latest InfoWars magazine (which I recommend anyone picking up if they see a copy, it's hilarious):

Fluoride Shield is an Infowars Life exclusive blend of key herbs and ingredients specifically infused within the formula to help support the elimination of toxic forms of fluoride and other dangerous compounds like mercury, chlorine, and bromine from within the body.
The ingredients in Fluoride Shield™ include tamarind, zeolites, organic fulvic acid, shilajit, cilantro and nascent iodine.

Cilantro and Tamarind? It's part terribly fake organic chemistry and part amateur spicemaking.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

duz posted:

There was a full page ad for this in the latest InfoWars magazine (which I recommend anyone picking up if they see a copy, it's hilarious):

Fluoride Shield is an Infowars Life exclusive blend of key herbs and ingredients specifically infused within the formula to help support the elimination of toxic forms of fluoride and other dangerous compounds like mercury, chlorine, and bromine from within the body.
The ingredients in Fluoride Shield™ include tamarind, zeolites, organic fulvic acid, shilajit, cilantro and nascent iodine.
I love how chlorine is "dangerous" according to them. Instead of, you know, being a vital element of human osmotic balance.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Taerkar posted:

Cilantro and Tamarind? It's part terribly fake organic chemistry and part amateur spicemaking.
Add it to pad Thai for that authentic fluoride-eliminating taste!

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




Zemyla posted:

I love how chlorine is "dangerous" according to them. Instead of, you know, being a vital element of human osmotic balance.

That's because chlorine can be made into a cleaning agent and a toxic gas, and those things are dangerous! It's just like how they inject aluminum, the same thing SODA POP CANS are made out of, into you in the form of vaccinations! No, I never did take chemistry beyond a high school level, why do you ask?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Zemyla posted:

I love how chlorine is "dangerous" according to them. Instead of, you know, being a vital element of human osmotic balance.

Everybody wants to lead a "natural" life just like those guys with cystic fibrosis do! Don't YOU?

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

MisterBadIdea posted:

Too stupid and wrong to be worth correcting, but this part caught my eye:


They're blaming the countries they are happy in for what, exactly, if they're already happy?

(Also, Muslims can totally eat burgers, watch television and their women can shave, dumbass.)
Also, a good chunk of what genuinely makes life suck in Middle Eastern countries can be laid squarely at the feet of the Western powers that repeatedly screwed them over. But clearly we have to dismiss criticisms of the West any way we can.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004


Can you believe how crazy Obummer is? He wants to feed people instead of bombing them.

CB_Tube_Knight
May 11, 2011

Red Head Enthusiast

borkencode posted:



Can you believe how crazy Obummer is? He wants to feed people instead of bombing them.

Can't we just feed them with bombs or something?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

borkencode posted:



Can you believe how crazy Obummer is? He wants to feed people instead of bombing them.
I'm glad Dick Cheney is on board with more spending for food stamps instead of the military, good on him.

bobservo
Jul 24, 2003

borkencode posted:



Can you believe how crazy Obummer is? He wants to feed people instead of bombing them.

Meanwhile, the American public pays to keep this walking hate-corpse and his roboheart alive for unclear reasons.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

CB_Tube_Knight posted:

Can't we just feed them with bombs or something?

I'm tempted to reply with a quote from Eisenhower's "Chance for peace" speech

Ike posted:

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

This world in arms is not spending money alone.

It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

So a few guys got in an argument on my facebook over something I shared about lack of actual diversity in Hollywood movies and it ends with the one (white guy) arguing that affirmative action is racist and than calling my (black) friend a monkey. Maybe I'll post some stuff from it if I can stomach reading it again.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

borkencode posted:

I'm tempted to reply with a quote from Eisenhower's "Chance for peace" speech

misattribute the quote to Obama or Marx; when someone bites, correct yourself. It really shows how far the Republican party has come.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Thompsons
Aug 28, 2008

Ask me about onklunk extraction.

borkencode posted:



Can you believe how crazy Obummer is? He wants to feed people instead of bombing them.

Ah yes, a member of the Bush Administration, well-known for supporting troops in all capacities including the treatment of their woun--
http://www.nysun.com/national/at-top-military-hospital-soldiers-contend-with/48950/

quote:

WASHINGTON — Behind the door of Army Specialist Jeremy Duncan's room, part of the wall is torn and hangs in the air, weighted down with black mold. When the wounded combat engineer stands in his shower and looks up, he can see the bathtub on the floor above through a rotted hole. The entire building, constructed between the world wars, often smells like greasy carry-out. Signs of neglect are everywhere: mouse droppings, belly-up cockroaches, stained carpets, cheap mattresses.

oh

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012


The link includes many books that are not included in the KJV or NIV versions of the bible

http://www.adamandeveseedgatheringministry.com/prophecy_and_the_signs

Click for the insanity!

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

oh god this dude's next status was even weirder

quote:

When ever I see an article wherein a gay is sueing some company for not dancing to their demands, I contact that merchant and tell them do not refuse them service, but make sure you paste on top of each product they buy, my Lord's sounding website wherein on the about us page are images of the unclean bacterial spirits that science has now proved causes all unnatural acts by making neurotoxins/transmitters in the gut of man to ask people to do certain things that helps fed them, such as ask men to have sex so as the bacteria can fed on their human essence, and that is sick and sad to the tenth power! Go to http://www.adamandeveseedgatheringministry.com/about_us and http://adamandevewordresearch.blogspot.com/ wherein the cure has been shown and found... Respect to all born of Adam/God Deuteronomy 32:8

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
I posted a link to this New Yorker article on Facebook, and a libertarian dude I know posted this comment:

Libertarian Jerkoff posted:

Serious question. If you are a gay-shop owner and the westboro baptist church wanted to commission you for a catering order for their anti-gay rally should you be able to turn them down?

I know that he's mostly just trying to bait me into saying yes, so that he can call me a statist hypocrite or some such bullshit, but I really want to respond. Any advice as to how I can do so without falling into his carefully set logic trap?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

1stGear posted:

Those chemicals you can't pronounce are bad but these chemicals you can't pronounce are good.

Those are chemicals, these are natural and organic.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

EXAKT Science posted:

I posted a link to this New Yorker article on Facebook, and a libertarian dude I know posted this comment:


I know that he's mostly just trying to bait me into saying yes, so that he can call me a statist hypocrite or some such bullshit, but I really want to respond. Any advice as to how I can do so without falling into his carefully set logic trap?

It's hate speech and not protected under the First Amendment.

AtraMorS
Feb 29, 2004

If at the end of a war story you feel that some tiny bit of rectitude has been salvaged from the larger waste, you have been made the victim of a very old and terrible lie

Boywhiz88 posted:

It's hate speech and not protected under the First Amendment.
I think Snyder v. Phelps might have a teensy bit to say about that.

Edit: I'm not a lawyer and I don't want that to come off like a smart rear end, but my understanding is that SCOTUS has ruled in favor of Fred Phelps' personally, holding that his demonstrations (assuming they happen in a public place and in accordance with local laws and so on) are in fact protected speech.

AtraMorS fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Feb 26, 2014

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

EXAKT Science posted:

I posted a link to this New Yorker article on Facebook, and a libertarian dude I know posted this comment:


I know that he's mostly just trying to bait me into saying yes, so that he can call me a statist hypocrite or some such bullshit, but I really want to respond. Any advice as to how I can do so without falling into his carefully set logic trap?

Political leaning isn't a protected class.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:

Political leaning isn't a protected class.

The obvious counter argument is that it's religion, not political leaning.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:

Political leaning isn't a protected class.
"Is X a race, gender, sexual orientation or marital status? No? Then it's legal for a business to refuse that group service."

Be prepared to repeat this over and over again, because some people legitimately cannot comprehend it.

"What if Hitler wants a Jewish baker to make him a holocaust cake?" :(

Harry Joe
Jan 15, 2006
My name be neither Harry, nor Joe, but Harry Joe shall do
If christians feel persecuted now, just imagine how it will be when they legalize discrimination based upon religious beliefs and everybody is now allowed to tell them to gently caress off out of their business if they so much as say "bless you" when someone sneezes.

If I were in Arizona and this passes I'd have a sign on my shop welcoming gays, atheists, muslims, buddhists, etc yet no christians allowed since my personal religion is against the spread of hatred and bigotry.

Any moron that defends this will usually change their tune when you remind them that it will also allow other religions to discriminate against them.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The only real religion is the message of Heaven's Gate. When Halley's Comet returns in the later 21st century all my employees must commit ritual suicide with me. Read your contract.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Harry Joe posted:

Any moron that defends this will usually change their tune when you remind them that it will also allow other religions to discriminate against them.

Every time I've heard it brought up with these people I hear them say they are fine with other religions discriminating against them :smug:. Which is because they know Christianity is the largest religion and therefore any discrimination against them will be rare to non-existent.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Axetrain posted:

Every time I've heard it brought up with these people I hear them say they are fine with other religions discriminating against them :smug:. Which is because they know Christianity is the largest religion and therefore any discrimination against them will be rare to non-existent.

Do they complain about persecution of Christians overseas?


Harry Joe posted:

If I were in Arizona and this passes I'd have a sign on my shop welcoming gays, atheists, muslims, buddhists, etc yet no christians allowed since my personal religion is against the spread of hatred and bigotry.

Which is funny because not all Christians are like that.

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Feb 26, 2014

AtraMorS
Feb 29, 2004

If at the end of a war story you feel that some tiny bit of rectitude has been salvaged from the larger waste, you have been made the victim of a very old and terrible lie
Friendly reminder that sexuality is not a protected class in the US. Not federally, and not in Arizona (although it is protected in a good number of other states).

Knight posted:

"Is X a race, gender, sexual orientation or marital status? No? Then it's legal for a business to refuse that group service."
Also: age, national origin, religion, disability, veteran status, and pregnancy.

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War
Is the Westboro Baptist Church really going to go to a gay place to shop?

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Not 100% sure this fits (it's more just funny than truly pants on head insane) but I just got sent this petition on wethepeople:

http://wh.gov/lEWnq

quote:

Stop the NYSE from continued engagement in slave trade.
The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) engages in the trade of ownership of corporations on a daily basis. As corporations are people, this is a clear violation of the 13th Amendment of the United States of America. These poor corporations are unable to speak for themselves (literally) and are forced to do the bidding of their shareholders. This petition calls for the Obama administration to instruct the Attorney General to shut down the NYSE and arrest those involved in the trade of corporations.

I gave a bit bit of a laugh, but the whole thing is more just sad than funny in the end.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

theCalamity posted:

Is the Westboro Baptist Church really going to go to a gay place to shop?

No, they're not ever going to. That doesn't stop smug idiots from proposing the hypothetical so that they can act superior and talk about how people who don't think it's okay to discriminate against gay people are really the intolerant ones or support government tyranny.

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013

EXAKT Science posted:

No, they're not ever going to. That doesn't stop smug idiots from proposing the hypothetical so that they can act superior and talk about how people who don't think it's okay to discriminate against gay people are really the intolerant ones or support government tyranny.

The thing where "Libertarian" Republicans like Rand Paul and truther :evil: 27 year olds are cool with "private" business discrimination never made sense to me - unless you're paying a private security force like Blackwater to rough up customers you don't like, small businesses tend to rely on the police to kick out anyone they ban from their store, just like in Jim Crow days. Allowing a bakery to refuse service to gay or Black or female or Jewish customers introduces "the state" into the equation by creating a situation where government employees are required to enforce blatant discrimination and bigotry.

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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

pd187 posted:

The thing where "Libertarian" Republicans like Rand Paul and truther :evil: 27 year olds are cool with "private" business discrimination never made sense to me - unless you're paying a private security force like Blackwater to rough up customers you don't like, small businesses tend to rely on the police to kick out anyone they ban from their store, just like in Jim Crow days. Allowing a bakery to refuse service to gay or Black or female or Jewish customers introduces "the state" into the equation by creating a situation where government employees are required to enforce blatant discrimination and bigotry.

The only moral statism is my statism (when I use is to keep "those people" out of my quality establishment! :bahgawd:

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