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with extra cheese
Oct 27, 2010
I had chili and cornbread for dinner and it was delicious and I am happy. Get a new oven, Hegel, life isn't worth living without one.

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

stir fry and chagrin

stirrrrrrr friiiiday

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

SpazmasterX posted:

stirrrrrrr friiiiday

ugh I know that that's from something but I don't remember what, I just have a lingering sense of recognition and disappointment

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

pixelbaron posted:



help cant get up

So cuuuuuute!

Thanks for nice messages dudettes, being all *singing let it go like a pro*
Have a thing

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
Without an oven you cannot make most of these! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABDF3052CBF1B195

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I was in a shuttle van with two other girls and one of them farted

Silent but deadly

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

poopkitty posted:

Without an oven you cannot make most of these! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABDF3052CBF1B195

the word "nummies" just makes me think of that horrifying pony comic that was posted in the terrible webcomics thread (pick may be the only one itt who knows what I'm talking about)

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Portals posted:

I definitely can! I am not planning on doing so though, I am not going to throw myself into traffic or forget to look before crossing the street

I have two bath bombs and I have never used a bath bomb before. advice? also, should I use the peppermint one or the pink sugar one
Bath bombs own. If they're good-sized (bigger than your fist) and they don't have any special effects (different layers of color, surprises in the middle), you can cut them in half so you have twice as many baths.

If you accidentally got ones with bits like flower petals inside, see if you have a old stocking leg to tie it in so you aren't cleaning lavender buds out of your tub for an hour.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 4, 2014

with extra cheese
Oct 27, 2010

Portals posted:

the word "nummies" just makes me think of that horrifying pony comic that was posted in the terrible webcomics thread (pick may be the only one itt who knows what I'm talking about)

I read that thread but I hurriedly scroll through about 75% of it so luckily have no idea what you're referencing. Regardless, "nummies" is still kind of gross.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I haven't really been folowing the conversation but Portals don't kill yourself

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
this winter is making me forget what warmth feels like

cold apartment, cold walk, cold lab

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug
So, you get your favorite chocolate chip cookie recipe. Except, not if it's oatmeal chocolate chip, that is for another time and place. Regular wheaty wheat choco chip

but before you mix everything like normal

you grab a half cup walnuts

you take those walnuts
you throw them in a pan with 1/2 the butter
and the salt
you saute them on medium until the butter browns

you make your cookies as normal, draining the butter in with the regular butter and tossing the walnuts in with the chocolate chips

Bake that poo poo

BAM you got brown butter walnut chocolate chip cookies. They taste like butterscotch.

Do not attempt while drunk.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
during winter i don't want sweets i crave smoked salmon

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Portals posted:

ugh I know that that's from something but I don't remember what, I just have a lingering sense of recognition and disappointment

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

bonewitch posted:

bread cat

reminds me of my old cat who ripped a hole in the bottom of my mattress and basically lived inside it for years

she'd play with you through the holes in the bottom of the mattress it was so cute :3:



this is my parents' old cat she is tiny and small and super skittish and hides in the basement rafters and watches us do things

she was a rescue from some horrible hellhole with a giant dog that like beat her up or something so she's always been super afraid of everything so we let her have the rafters as her castle to hide in when poo poo got spooky

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

during winter i don't want sweets i crave smoked salmon

I crave smoked salmon pretty much all the time

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

during winter i don't want sweets i crave smoked salmon

Mmmm

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Serious Cephalopod posted:

So, you get your favorite chocolate chip cookie recipe. Except, not if it's oatmeal chocolate chip, that is for another time and place. Regular wheaty wheat choco chip

but before you mix everything like normal

you grab a half cup walnuts

you take those walnuts
you throw them in a pan with 1/2 the butter
and the salt
you saute them on medium until the butter browns

you make your cookies as normal, draining the butter in with the regular butter and tossing the walnuts in with the chocolate chips

Bake that poo poo

BAM you got brown butter walnut chocolate chip cookies. They taste like butterscotch.

Do not attempt while drunk.
i love you

wait--you know who DOES have a working oven? my french canadian friend, and we go to each others' houses for Movie Night every sunday night

yessssssssss


Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Pick posted:

during winter i don't want sweets i crave smoked salmon
I crave smoked salmon year-round, but also sweets. I was prob a bear in my last life.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
i'd share my mom's banana bread recipe but then i would have to kill all of you

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

i love you

wait--you know who DOES have a working oven? my french canadian friend, and we go to each others' houses for Movie Night every sunday night

yessssssssss

this is why people even have friends

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 4, 2014

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!


Did I tell you guys about one friend taking another friend's dwarf Chinese hamster out of his ball, getting bitten then throwing said hamster at least 2 feet to the right and from 2 feet in the air? This was Friday and he's still not dead. Miracle.

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Serious Cephalopod posted:

[cookies to not attempt while drunk.]

oh wow i haven't done this i mean i've candied walnuts before but i never put them in cookies just in fudge

i am 100 dumb

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

Portals posted:

this thread is going to kill me, I have all of that except the brown sugar




Do you have molasses? Use all white sugar and add a couple of tablespoons of molasses, that's all brown sugar is.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I crave smoked salmon pretty much all the time

well this is a good point

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
one day I will unlock the feline secret

(the feline secret is being unfathomably comfortable at all times)

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

Crow Jane posted:

I crave smoked salmon pretty much all the time

On a plate, drizzled with olive oil and lemon juice, diced boiled egg, tomato and shallots, parsley, handful of mixed greens in the middle. All-the-loving-time.

Have Thai coconut soup on the stove right now. Gonna be good.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Serious Cephalopod posted:

this is why people even have friends
i'm pretty sure she only keeps me around for my mussels recipe

which is:

take a shitload of garlic, crush it, mince it, and cook it in a shitload of olive oil.

add a bottle of clam broth and a lot of the alcohol of your choice--either a light white wine (NONE OF THAT OAKEY poo poo), beer, or sake. add chili peppers if you want

boil until it reduces from "liquid" into "sauce", add chopped fresh tomatoes and mussels

cook until the mussels open.

add saffron (i heard that if you add saffron too early it will lose its taste)

add chopped parsley

serve over linguini


terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:



this is my parents' old cat she is tiny and small and super skittish and hides in the basement rafters and watches us do things

she was a rescue from some horrible hellhole with a giant dog that like beat her up or something so she's always been super afraid of everything so we let her have the rafters as her castle to hide in when poo poo got spooky

aww baby :(

both my current cat and dog were rescues but they don't get along very well

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Tempus Fugit posted:

Do you have molasses? Use all white sugar and add a couple of tablespoons of molasses, that's all brown sugar is.

nope, I have a humble college student's pantry


ah, right. I've fallen behind on Archer and AT but I don't feel like catching up on either

boom boom boom posted:

I haven't really been folowing the conversation but Portals don't kill yourself



don't worry, suicide is extremely unlikely!

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

bathroom sounds posted:

one day I will unlock the feline secret

(the feline secret is being unfathomably comfortable at all times)

the secret is to have floating collarbones

Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

Serious Cephalopod posted:

this is why people even have friends
I try to make friends so I have people to text or email and go "Hey what was our homework/assignment/class time/etc" when I'm lazy, absent, or absentmindedly lazy

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

recipe
Mental mouth orgasm

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Shannonmcn posted:

Mental mouth orgasm

this isn't the weird porn searches thread

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Portals posted:

the secret is to have floating collarbones

teach me.

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