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Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

He is blind as a bat! :haw:


I think that I shall never see;
My cataracts are blinding me.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Man Alive! posted:

I think that I shall never see;
My cataracts are blinding me.

Why you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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I got that joy joy joy down in my heart, down in my heart to staaay
And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack, sit on a tack
(Ouch!)

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Hogburto posted:

Why you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Hogburto posted:

Why you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Captain Foxy posted:

I got that joy joy joy down in my heart, down in my heart to staaay
And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack, sit on a tack
(Ouch!)

Sunshine, on my shoulders,
makes me happy...

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

I'm just a shavin' my shoulders . . .

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Oh Mr. Pigeon! I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease!


Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Mr. Smithers! I found another hurt shrew! I think this one has a twisted ankle...

Aren't there any healthy animals in this thread?

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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MondayHotDog posted:

Aren't there any healthy animals in this thread?

No, no, no, the animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Captain Foxy posted:

No, no, no, the animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog.

Rats?! You promised me dog or higher! :mad:

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Dear Mom and Dad,

I no longer fear hell, for I have seen Kamp Krusty.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Captain Foxy posted:

Dear Mom and Dad,

I no longer fear hell, for I have seen Kamp Krusty.

Charlie...? Did we send Monday to Camp Granada?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie...? Did we send Monday to Camp Granada?

It's camp!
:stare:

The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Captain Foxy posted:

Dear Mom and Dad,

I no longer fear hell, for I have seen Kamp Krusty.

Gentlemen, To evil.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

It's camp!

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
aregisteredtrademarkoftheKrustyKorporation.
All riiiiiiights reserved.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Captain Foxy posted:

No, no, no, the animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog.

You don't know anything about genetics, Foxy. It goes boy, girl, boy, girl!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

IMJack posted:

You don't know anything about genetics, Foxy. It goes boy, girl, boy, girl!

It's a boy!

....and what a boy!! :eyepop:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

It's camp!
:stare:

The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Classtoise posted:

Gentlemen, To evil.

♪ We do! We do! ♪

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Classtoise posted:

Gentlemen, To evil.

Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke!

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

It's a boy!

....and what a boy!! :eyepop:

If I didn't know any better I would swear he was trying to moon us. :crossarms:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
aregisteredtrademarkoftheKrustyKorporation.
All riiiiiiights reserved.


Hey! Wait a minute, hold on here. This band stand wasn't double bolted, huh!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Jerusalem posted:

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
aregisteredtrademarkoftheKrustyKorporation.
All riiiiiiights reserved.


Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't commercials?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini!

Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression.

What was I laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Writer Cath posted:

What was I laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

Watch out Cath, he's Irish! :ohdear:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Writer Cath posted:

What was I laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

Why me laugh?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Watch out Cath, he's Irish! :ohdear:

'Tis true, I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun!

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby



Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

mrfart posted:

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't commercials?

Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name,it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Lady, you're gorgeous.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey! Wait a minute, hold on here. This band stand wasn't double bolted, huh!

Eh, I didn't feel like it.

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Writer Cath posted:

Lady, you're gorgeous.

Someone had to take the babysitter home. And that's when I noticed that she was sitting on her...sweet can. So I grab....her....sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her...can. I wish I had another...sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Captain Foxy posted:

Someone had to take the babysitter home. And that's when I noticed that she was sitting on her...sweet can. So I grab....her....sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her...can. I wish I had another...sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet...

So Captain Foxy, you admit it, that bee bit your bottom, and now your bottom is big?

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Don't worry. I brought my "Rappin' Captain Foxy" quote. It always makes the thread go faster.

Captain Foxy posted:

Someone had to take the babysitter home. And that's when I noticed that she was sitting on her...sweet can. So I grab....her....sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her...can. I wish I had another...sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet...

Heh heh heh. Y'know somethin', she did say, "sweet" a lot!

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Jerusalem posted:

So Captain Foxy, you admit it, that bee bit your bottom, and now your bottom is big?

No Jerusalem, don't take your rage out on me! Jerusalem! Jerusalem nooooooooooooooooooo!

DRAMATIZATION, MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Captain Foxy posted:

No Jerusalem, don't take your rage out on me! Jerusalem! Jerusalem nooooooooooooooooooo!

DRAMATIZATION, MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

Well, they said they changed it just enough that they don't have to pay us anything.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

MondayHotDog posted:

Eh, I didn't feel like it.

No offense, Monday, but your half-assed under-posting was a lot more fun than your half-assed over-posting.

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Classtoise posted:

No offense, Monday, but your half-assed under-posting was a lot more fun than your half-assed over-posting.

But I was using my whole rear end. :(

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