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Oh my god! MALL COP! You literally see a thing and call 911. You don't even have to stand that long. I see mall cops sitting in the food court all the time. You're basically there to make people feel safe and tell people where to find what store. When you forget where the stores are, you point them to information. When you forget where information is, you just shrug and say "I dunno, I'm a security guard, not the info guy!" You could fail miserably. Someone could rob a store at gunpoint and when they ask, you say you were guarding the opposite end of the mall. Edit: Page 100 and we've finally found a job Benny is capable of. cname fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Feb 25, 2014 |
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Death Bot posted:And malls don't even have shopping carts! The anchor stores usually do 
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Death Bot posted:And malls don't even have shopping carts! Oh, but they do have electric wheelchairs. I was a mall cop in college, and had to move one of those loving things from one end of the mall to the other. And the only way to move them is to physically sit in the seat and ride it. So a motorized shopping cart, basically. Keep an eye out for the mushroom cloud.
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Well I do have good news: I have an interview at a local Sears tomorrow. I'm going to show up dressed professionally and with my part-time resume with only my work experience on it. At this point, I'm just really glad I'm getting interviews, now all I have to do is stick them.
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Feb 25, 2014 21:36
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Benny the Snake posted:Well I do have good news: I have an interview at a local Sears tomorrow. I'm going to show up dressed professionally and with my part-time resume with only my work experience on it. At this point, I'm just really glad I'm getting interviews, now all I have to do is stick them. Make sure to attach what you think is your best Thunderdome story to your résumé.
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Hah, not that it really matters at this point but Benny isn't Tender Feet, that's the other guy.
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Grin and Tonic posted:start a webcomic benny
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Benny the Snake posted:Well I do have good news: I have an interview at a local Sears tomorrow. I'm going to show up dressed professionally and with my part-time resume with only my work experience on it. At this point, I'm just really glad I'm getting interviews, now all I have to do is stick them. Does your resume include the jobs you got fired from (Target, restaurant, box-filling place) or just the jobs you haven't gotten fired from (political campaign, canvassing, McDonald's back in the day, don't remember what else)? Because don't include jobs you got fired from. Especially when you got fired for negligence or incompetence.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Does your resume include the jobs you got fired from (Target, restaurant, box-filling place) or just the jobs you haven't gotten fired from (political campaign, canvassing, McDonald's back in the day, don't remember what else)?
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Feb 26, 2014 00:02
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How are you explaining the gap between your ears?
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Dex posted:How are you explaining the gap between your ears? EDIT: I thought I saw a "y" there.
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Benny the Snake posted:I'm going to show up dressed professionally For some reason I get nervous every time you say this. Anyway, good luck with the interview Benny!
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Benny the Snake posted:
Aw, bless.
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Priestess Cashmere posted:For some reason I get nervous every time you say this.
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Feb 26, 2014 01:12
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Benny the Snake posted:I can't draw worth a drat This hasn't stopped a single webcomic "artist" ever, in fact it may be a pre-requisite.
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Benny the Snake posted:I wear my hair super-short so there's no need to comb it or anything. Even 'super short' hair needs proper grooming.
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That drat Satyr posted:Even 'super short' hair needs proper grooming. Maybe Benny's actually a skinhead? 
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A Tin Of Beans posted:Maybe Benny's actually a skinhead?
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Holy poo poo this thread is still here? Does the OP have a job yet?
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No he doesn't have a job yet. He got some, and then promptly lost them. That drat Satyr posted:Even 'super short' hair needs proper grooming. This is true, Benny. Even if it's half-an-inch long, it needs combed and possibly styled. Jesus Christ did your parents talk to you at all when you were 5-20 or so?
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Fabulist posted:No he doesn't have a job yet. He got some, and then promptly lost them. I thought he only got one a target and then smashed a cart into a car and got fired? Did I miss losing another job?
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Pillowpants posted:I thought he only got one a target and then smashed a cart into a car and got fired? Did I miss losing another job? He couldn't box-pack with non english speakers, and managed to brain his bosses wife and piss off the chef by telling him he was wrong about how to cook something at a restaraunt.
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I still wish you good luck Benny, because I'm rooting for you. and honestly partially for the story of how you lose the job this time. Zedd fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Feb 26, 2014 |
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Apply to a gas station Benny. It's literally impossible to lose that job unless you steal or assault a customer.
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Masonity posted:He couldn't box-pack with non english speakers, and managed to brain his bosses wife and piss off the chef by telling him he was wrong about how to cook something at a restaraunt. Cucumbergate was the best moment in all e/n threads.
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What position are you interviewing for at Sears? Did you ever apply at the movie theater?
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Pfirti86 posted:Cucumbergate was the best moment in all e/n threads. I want to read this what page is it on?
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It was zucchini, not cucumbers. The delightfulness starts here:Benny the Snake posted:I think I got along fairly well with everybody else. To be fair, I accidentally smacked the owner's wife in the head with a tray, but I don't think that would've been the final straw. And as for cooking, well I did mostly prep work. I prepared a few tacos, I prepared salad, I even grilled zucchini. The head cook told me to use a towel to press it on the grill, but I used a spatula and tongs instead.
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Aqua Bear posted:What position are you interviewing for at Sears? Did you ever apply at the movie theater?
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Benny the Snake posted:He told me that he won't start hiring 'till May when all the summer movies start coming out. He told you that to semi-politely get you to go away, you loving oblivious idiot. THERE IS NO JOB IN MAY FOR YOU. This mañana bullshit is unbelievable. It's always "i'll maybe call next Monday or something". Do it loving NOW. I had some sympathy for a while because I know what it's like to be unemployed and passed over for being over/under-qualified, but no amount of "boo-hoo the economy" can excuse your putting everything off bullshit, Benny. I'd recommend you suck cocks in shady back alleys for change, but you'd probably just bite the glans off and then whine in this thread that you didn't know one shouldn't do that. And ask for compensation. In comics. Also, realtalk, stop trawling for good vibes in thunderdome, you stupid twat. Edit: ONE HUNDRED PAGES OF INACTION. franco fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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franco posted:He told you that to semi-politely get you to go away, you loving oblivious idiot. THERE IS NO JOB IN MAY FOR YOU. Call the guy out all you want, but why do it when it's one of the few examples of him following advice?
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Shelf Adventure posted:The guy at the movie theatre probably brushed him off and there is no job I'm May So, exactly what I said?
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franco posted:So, exactly what I said? But then the rest of the post goes on to chastise him for doing nothing? He's not saying "I'll do it tomorrow" he's already done it.
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He clearly should have gotten the nonexistent job in May at the theater RIGHT NOW WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW WHY HAVEN'T YOU INVENTED TIME TRAVEL SO YOU CAN DO IT YESTERDAY BENNY
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franco posted:He told you that to semi-politely get you to go away, you loving oblivious idiot. THERE IS NO JOB IN MAY FOR YOU. Uhh movie theaters work at minimum staffing levels at all times other that summer because they don't make a ton of money. I really doubt the manager was lying to Benny. This is a weird thing to get upset with Benny about.
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docbeard posted:He clearly should have gotten the nonexistent job in May at the theater RIGHT NOW WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW WHY HAVEN'T YOU INVENTED TIME TRAVEL SO YOU CAN DO IT YESTERDAY BENNY And then once he gets the job "BENNY YOU HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE AND ARE GETTING PAID FAR LESS THAN I THINK A COLLEGE GRADUATE SHOULD BE PAID YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST REMAINED UNEMPLOYED AND WAITED FOR SOMETHING BETTER." I mean, I'm still not convinced that Benny isn't a massive, elaborate troll but jesus gently caress E/N is impossible to please.
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Yeah the biggest sign of Benny being dumb is that he still posts in this thread only to be told he's wrong no matter what he does. He should just abandon it and let it die; there's no way it helps his life.
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franco posted:Also, realtalk, stop trawling for good vibes in thunderdome, you stupid twat. At what point is this even happening? He's putting some conscious effort into writing regularly and getting crits for his stuff. Maybe you need to take a break.
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