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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
#spyshack

Oh my god. :psyduck:

This guy is allowed to carry guns and arrest people.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

A spyshack. This is a Russel-level game changer. You guys are witnessing Survivor history.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Brawn tribe is the best so far.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

#spyshack

OK now the season has officially kicked off

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
I knew this guy was off his rocker when he said he jumped from roof tops chasing criminals, but wow.

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Oh boy, the cop wants to kill the black guy, how shocking

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
Ahahaha Tony is the best character already

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Haha Tony is so threatened by Cliff. "Everyone likes this guy, I'm gonna get rid of him!" is a questionable strategy

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?
Very subtle with that there spy shack...

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Everyone is retarded

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?

Carlton Banks posted:

Oh boy, the cop wants to kill the black guy, how shocking

Imagine my surprise.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

SteveVizsla posted:

.... a spy shack.

Really.
At least it isn't a Jack Shack like Howie and Boogie from Big Brother created.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Tony is a strong contender for the dumbest Survivor thus far.

"Hey I'm just uh...working on the shelter over here, away from the shelter. Don't ask me what I'm doing, and don't ask me what became of my work later."

CONFESSIONAL: "Nobody will ever suspect that I'm actually building a secret shelter where I've been working all day"

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

These people...

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
I hope he makes a spy camera from a coconut. :allears:

Seriously though, this is Phil Sheppard levels of crazy.

:stalker:

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

xbilkis posted:

Tony is a strong contender for the dumbest Survivor thus far.

"Hey I'm just uh...working on the shelter over here, away from the shelter. Don't ask me what I'm doing, and don't ask me what became of my work later."

CONFESSIONAL: "Nobody will ever suspect that I'm actually building a secret shelter where I've been working all day"

Within full view of camp 15 yard away.


That's a very complicated fish puzzle?

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?
Complicated fish puzzle results in complicated fishing gear.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Really? The two black men are sitting out the swimming challenge? :ughh: Between this and Amazing Race I'm beginning to feel as though my ability to swim is a borderline superpower.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Swimming challenge and the black guys sit out.
Never change your stereotypes Survivor.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Uh oh actual water is going to touch Lyndsays hair.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

Why do they always pick black people who can't swim? CBS is just perpetuating the stereotype...

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?
Just tossing people over the cage

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Unmerciful posted:

Why do they always pick black people who can't swim? CBS is just perpetuating the stereotype...

Why do people try out for Survivor without knowing how to swim?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

CBS doesn't choose who sits out, c'mon guys.


edit: oh nevermind I get it

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Whoa, was that blood from Spycop's foot?

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Ghostpilot posted:

Whoa, was that blood from Spycop's foot?

Ya he caught it between the bars of the cage.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

MEDIC!!!

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

By the end of the season we're going to need like 50 gifs of that one chick's jugs... they put RC to shame

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Brains really living up to their tribe name. They sure did pick the right person to vote out.

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?
Scientists are poo poo at Survivor puzzles

Saveron_01
Dec 27, 2004
#meltdown

Alhara
Aug 21, 2007
J'Tia ticking off the list of things not to do in Survivor.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

She's picking one spot and trying every single piece in succession. She's not using her brain at all, she's on the toddler strategy of round peg in a square hole.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
:tviv: This is a catastrophic failure from the Brains tribe.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
Goodbye J'Tia

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Good god she is dumb

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


This chick needs to go. Holy poo poo hahahahahaha.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Oh she's gotta be gone this time...

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

This season holy poo poo just too loving funny.

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Well, later J'Tia. I'm not sure how there's going to be any suspense going into this one.

Also holy poo poo Tony's foot looked mangled, eugh.

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