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DurosKlav posted:This is the Brains tribe though, dont underestimate their ability to gently caress up this tribal. HOLLYYYYYYYY gently caress
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YESESSSSSSSSS
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gently caress the other tribes, give me this for the rest of the season!
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Feb 27, 2014 03:55
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PLEASE GOD LET J'TIA WIN THIS SEASON
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Feb 27, 2014 03:55
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J'Tia is going to accidentally win this game and somehow get voted President of the United States.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:55
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BOOM!!!!!  Team Brains are a few weeks from a complete Pagonging, there is really no other option here.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:55
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Unmerciful posted:PLEASE GOD LET J'TIA WIN THIS SEASON Day 22 - J'tia burns camp down, killing 2 people; doesn't get voted out
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Feb 27, 2014 03:56
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One of the best edit: AND HE WENT HOME WITH AN IDOL IN HIS POCKET 
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Feb 27, 2014 03:56
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Survivor Cagayan: Welcome our new overlord J'Tia Diaz-Twine
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Unmerciful posted:
That should be the Brain tribe anthem LOL.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:56
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So, J'tia blew both puzzles AND dumped all the tribe's rice in the fire in THE FIRST SIX DAYS OF THE GAME, and didn't get voted out. Survivor, you never cease to amaze and entertain me. 
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Feb 27, 2014 03:56
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I hope they either rally behind J'Tia and win out on challenges or completely implode/the next episode starts with Spencer burning down the shelter and the brains tribe just goes all 120 Days of Sodom
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Feb 27, 2014 03:57
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Ghostpilot posted:gently caress the other tribes, give me this for the rest of the season! Keep in mind that the brawn tribe seems to be nearly as dysfunctional, too. (well, not "nearly," because the Brains tribe is discovering new depths, but still significantly dysfunctional.)
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Carlton Banks posted:Day 22 - J'tia burns camp down, killing 2 people; doesn't get voted out I seriously want to see her gently caress up and get bailed out by someone overplaying and being a huge idiot every single week Brains and brawn tribe are both gold
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Feb 27, 2014 03:57
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Carlton Banks posted:Day 22 - J'tia burns camp down, killing 2 people; doesn't get voted out It'll all be okay in the morning. edit: Oh poo poo, the HII is back at camp!!!! LOL this guy.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:57
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Wow I completely forgot Garrett had the idol too - that makes this soooo much funnier Edit: and that the whole reason he wanted everyone to talk out in the open was so he wouldn't have to play the idol (can't even follow this logic)
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Feb 27, 2014 03:58
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Preview chat: Cop Tony: I'm a cop. Sarah: What the gently caress dude.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:58
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It's like she looked at Phil Sheppard and Brandon Hantz and asked herself, "how can I make this work...with science?"  Hahaha, and he left is HII in camp! I need to play poker with this guy. Right. Now.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:59
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JesusSinfulHands posted:One of the best Oh my god, I forgot he had the idol. The guy with the idol who's the only strong guy on his tribe went over the bossy girl who hosed up two challenges and dumped all of their rice in the fire after they all told her she was being voted out. This is, in all likelihood, the least probable thing that's ever happened on this show.
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Feb 27, 2014 03:59
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if you had told me two hours ago that we'd end the episode with the phrase Biggest Boobs attributed to something other than Morgan, I would've called you crazy
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Feb 27, 2014 04:00
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J'Tia is in fact, not lying about her occupation. Truly terrifying. http://www.anl.gov/articles/j-tia-taylor
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Feb 27, 2014 04:00
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Just a reminder from the OP:Garrett posted:Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: Dedicated 2,000 hours in preparing for the strategic, social and physical elements of Survivor. Did everything from 50 hours of yoga, to over-analyzing every episode, to mastering slide puzzles to ready myself. I essentially devoted my entire life to preparing for this adventure for the previous 6 months. 
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Binary Logic posted:Just a reminder from the OP: hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Feb 27, 2014 04:04
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If what we saw was the scope of Garrett's Survivor skills... he probably hid his HII back at camp in plain sight with a scribbled note attached that reads "Garrett's Hidden Immunity Idol"
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Feb 27, 2014 04:05
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Why is everyone on this show always so dumb? 
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Feb 27, 2014 04:06
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GuavaMoment posted:Why is everyone on this show always so dumb? because smart, competent people are loving boring
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Feb 27, 2014 04:07
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GuavaMoment posted:Why is everyone on this show always so dumb? A season of 20 Kim Spradlins and Earls wouldn't be super entertaining to watch.
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Feb 27, 2014 04:08
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I honestly can't remember a better premiere episode. We had the cop standoff, #spyshack, ridiculous overplaying by David who's thinking day 39 on day 2, the Tasha freakout, RICE DUMPING and two blindsides that I still can't figure if they made the right decision because half the Brains tribe seems to have completely lost their mind. Franchesqua going home first the second time was probably funnier but this episode was overall more insane.
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Feb 27, 2014 04:09
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That was absolutely fantastic. There are no words.
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Feb 27, 2014 04:10
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HUMAN FISH posted:
J'Tia "Wild Card" Taylor, ladies and gentlemen. 
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Feb 27, 2014 04:12
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Ghostpilot posted:Hahaha, and he left is HII in camp! I need to play poker with this guy. Right. Now. In his defense, she burned all of their rice and lost them two challenges. That's a pretty good reason to feel confident.
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Feb 27, 2014 04:14
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xbilkis posted:Yeah but she's black, and has been edited as mildly annoying in the first three days. Case closed Oh, by the way, I just want to apologize to everyone who called that J'Tia was completely insane. I had actually already forgotten about her "too bossy -> she realizes her mistakes, but is it too late?" one-hour storyline until just a second ago, because, you know.
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Feb 27, 2014 04:18
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The funny thing is Garrett was so focused on not letting anyone talk on the side but apparently somehow J'Tia or Tash managed to talk to Kass long enough to win her over after dumping out all the rice? What the gently caress
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Feb 27, 2014 04:19
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Fast Luck posted:The funny thing is Garrett was so focused on not letting anyone talk on the side but apparently somehow J'Tia or Tash managed to talk to Kass long enough to win her over after dumping out all the rice? What the gently caress I think it was more how incredibly sketchy and untrustworthy he sounded at Tribal - he called out the alliance (still can't believe this) and basically blamed everything on Kass at one point
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Feb 27, 2014 04:23
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I don't think they necessarily talked to Kass, because Kass would've then had to consider the merits. She more likely just snapped and decided she hated Garrett more.
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Feb 27, 2014 04:23
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So glad Garrett is gone. Such a whiny bitch. Loving Ja'Tia
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Feb 27, 2014 04:24
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Yeah, I think Kass made up her mind when Garrett threw her under the bus just to look better to 1) the person who threw the rice in the fire who was going to be imminently voted out, and 2) the only other person on the tribe who wasn't part of their F3 pact. It'd be uncomfortable to go forward with a tribe/alliance where that guy was in control; at least with J'Tia in the game, there's (ostensibly) an "obvious boot" that shields you for another round. That's the best part of this whole thing: even though it's loving insane, you can't definitively say it was the "wrong move," because Garrett played basically just as badly as the already-loathed woman who then went on to throw all of their food in the fire
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Feb 27, 2014 04:25
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SteveVizsla posted:In his defense, she burned all of their rice and lost them two challenges. That's a pretty good reason to feel confident. But there was also everything that happened in between, and he watched her dodge a vote already. Either way, he should've never left it at camp.
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