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poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Tempus Fugit posted:

For a firmware upgrade

:rimshot:

Mail-order-brides is a fascinating concept for me. We tried to get our co-worker to get one years ago because we thought he was SUPER goony, but it turns out that he was gay and couldn't tell us. I'm so glad we fixed that, because we could have ruined Katya's life.

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Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
my operating system is also self aware


a hip hop operating system, if you will

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

amarantinesky posted:

Yes, definitely. Most online profiles I've seen aren't creepy at all, though. Maybe you're doing it wrong? Plz post your profile so we can, um, give you some constructive feedback.

I don't have one. I was just curious.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Shannonmcn posted:

I've never used saffron, its so expensive!


I want a ferretfriend.

ferrets reek and have to be constantly cleaned up after

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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SpazmasterX posted:

ferrets reek and have to be constantly cleaned up after

much like your posting


Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

VanSandman posted:

your new av scares me a little

viddy well

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

A good friend of mine just made a Tumbler devoted to her experiences with creepy dudes online and offline.

http://creepy-dudes-that-follow-me.tumblr.com

She's got a lifetime of material for this thing.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Is this bag more purse than murse:
http://canada.roots.com/CargoBagInPrinceLeather/mensLeatherBags/Roots//18050224,default,pd.html?cgid=menleatherLaptopBags&selectedColor=001

I just want something that looks semi-stylish and will carry my camera + tablet + iPod + assorted junk and everything is either too big or too plain or too expensive UGH

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Nessa posted:

A good friend of mine just made a Tumbler devoted to her experiences with creepy dudes online and offline.

http://creepy-dudes-that-follow-me.tumblr.com

She's got a lifetime of material for this thing.

man I have so many stories, as I'm sure every woman does

I almost got kidnapped at 12, from a library. why would you troll a library for kids to kidnap

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Pookah posted:

Get a coin wallet like this:



They were all the rage about 50 years ago among old men who also wore flat caps and baggy holey cardigans and complained about everything.


Heh: Louis Vuitton does one for a mere $535 http://www.emenaccessories.com/2011/07/12/louis-vuitton-mens-coin-purse/.

I somehow doubt there is a lot of crossover between coin purse users and buyers of hugely overpriced leather goods
oh god damnit i googled this and got Bitcoin news and current events


poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
How do you get lotion on to your back in a somewhat even fashion? I am so sick of this stupid dry winter skin, and I just can't reach the VEERY middle of my back. Most of the time I do not have a person to help me. (And if I am not careful, he gets wayyy too eager.) :mmmhmm:

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

poopkitty posted:

How do you get lotion on to your back in a somewhat even fashion? I am so sick of this stupid dry winter skin, and I just can't reach the VEERY middle of my back. Most of the time I do not have a person to help me. (And if I am not careful, he gets wayyy too eager.) :mmmhmm:

squirt it all over the floor and wallow in it

RebBrownies
Aug 16, 2011

Nessa posted:

A good friend of mine just made a Tumbler devoted to her experiences with creepy dudes online and offline.

http://creepy-dudes-that-follow-me.tumblr.com

She's got a lifetime of material for this thing.


In response I present to you http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/

An Asian woman documents the creepy and hilarious poo poo white men send to her.
My favorite ones include the men that open the conversation by saying that they will save her from her overbearing parents.

E:
Or

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Apr 4, 2014

Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

bathroom sounds posted:

Is this bag more purse than murse:
http://canada.roots.com/CargoBagInPrinceLeather/mensLeatherBags/Roots//18050224,default,pd.html?cgid=menleatherLaptopBags&selectedColor=001

I just want something that looks semi-stylish and will carry my camera + tablet + iPod + assorted junk and everything is either too big or too plain or too expensive UGH
That's total purse, dude. Get a laptop bag.

Because they have the big flap over their contents rather than a top opening, the cut and design looks different enough to visually read distinctly from a purse, and closer to a backpack, imo. I use a matte black cloth one I got for free for all my school poo poo, and I've never once seen anyone bat an eye at it, and I go to school in an environment filled with teenage highschool dropouts who are only here because it's a cheap way to hold off their parents evicting them.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

RebBrownies posted:

In response I present to you http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/

An Asian woman documents the creepy and hilarious poo poo white men send to her.
My favorite ones include the men that open the conversation by saying that they will save her from her overbearing parents.

E:
Or


Yeah, I've seen creepy white guys before.

My friend has had weird interactions with other asian people too. Like some guy randomly speaking to her in Chinese and getting really angry when she didn't understand.

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

Jetsetlemming posted:

That's total purse, dude. Get a laptop bag.

Because they have the big flap over their contents rather than a top opening, the cut and design looks different enough to visually read distinctly from a purse, and closer to a backpack, imo. I use a matte black cloth one I got for free for all my school poo poo, and I've never once seen anyone bat an eye at it, and I go to school in an environment filled with teenage highschool dropouts who are only here because it's a cheap way to hold off their parents evicting them.

Seriously. If you want a nice one, get a Briggs and Riley. Their stuff is pretty boss

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Catformers, roll out

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
My let us play is live, but is it the official let us play of Lady Crew?

also god bless slick ice

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug
Link

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

not as much as i thought it was cool though
you broke the streak of strange anime girls in weird situations

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
I have my incense and my chamomile tea. Ready to drop some knowledge on this group assignment wiki page. Lady thread, I leave you with this nightly offering:



ETA THE BEST CAT


(Best part about this is that Miami is FILLED with stray cats. It's really sad, but also great to imagine they also just wander around the news studios.)

defectivemonkey fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Feb 27, 2014

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I have an organic chemistry exam tomorrow

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I have an organic chemistry exam tomorrow

Good luck :ohdear: is that the class you were worrying about?

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Pookah posted:

Get a coin wallet like this:



They were all the rage about 50 years ago among old men who also wore flat caps and baggy holey cardigans and complained about everything.


Heh: Louis Vuitton does one for a mere $535 http://www.emenaccessories.com/2011/07/12/louis-vuitton-mens-coin-purse/.

I somehow doubt there is a lot of crossover between coin purse users and buyers of hugely overpriced leather goods

Lol, I have one of these knocking around my house

Never used it because it looks annoying as poo poo


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grapey
Oct 10, 2012
Got my eyebrows waxed today and the lady ripped off the strips sooooo slooooooowly. OW! Just rip it off and get it over with!

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Nessa posted:

A good friend of mine just made a Tumbler devoted to her experiences with creepy dudes online and offline.

http://creepy-dudes-that-follow-me.tumblr.com

She's got a lifetime of material for this thing.

Tell her to black out her real face, maybe


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Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug
Ladies, what car should I buy?


Thinking used smart car so I can park reasonably near my apartment

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines
next time you're out don't hold a door open for a male because it's literally triggering and makes them real sad lmao

http://www.thewire.com/culture/2014/02/men-are-fragile-and-do-not-need-your-common-courtesies/358451/

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Serious Cephalopod posted:

Ladies, what car should I buy?


Thinking used smart car so I can park reasonably near my apartment

El Camino forever

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

you rock posted:

next time you're out don't hold a door open for a male because it's literally triggering and makes them real sad lmao

http://www.thewire.com/culture/2014/02/men-are-fragile-and-do-not-need-your-common-courtesies/358451/

gonna hold the door for every man and break their spirit

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
So one of the ships here is doing drills. In order to separate the crew from the Tech Reps (us) they have issued stickers that say "nip." It means "not in play" but seriously? You're going to make a bunch of Japanese wear "nip" stickers? Why not give them yellow stars??

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

you rock posted:

next time you're out don't hold a door open for a male because it's literally triggering and makes them real sad lmao

http://www.thewire.com/culture/2014/02/men-are-fragile-and-do-not-need-your-common-courtesies/358451/

I usually hold the door open for everyone without thinking too much about it

I wonder if the "not accepting help ever" thing is why men end up killing themselves so much

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My brain hurts so much

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug

GNU Order posted:

El Camino forever

You know, all my friends love the low riders...

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I have to keep studying

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Serious Cephalopod posted:

Ladies, what car should I buy?


Thinking used smart car so I can park reasonably near my apartment

honda civic

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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poopkitty posted:

So one of the ships here is doing drills. In order to separate the crew from the Tech Reps (us) they have issued stickers that say "nip." It means "not in play" but seriously? You're going to make a bunch of Japanese wear "nip" stickers? Why not give them yellow stars??

you have a long history with people too stupid to know where racism is (this, your kid with the "nazi" t shirt)


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