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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

FiddlersThree posted:

EDIT: Additionally, I guess a good chunk of the daughter's friends on Facebook were current and former students of the school in question.

My edit too, though. They tried to gently caress him, they failed, they agreed to pay damages to escape a costly and embarrassing loss in court, and as a condition of the payment they required everyone to hide the fact that they'd even settled? Sorry but that's idiotic. Crowing about winning a settlement is very different from "They admitted fault and paid us 80K".

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TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

"Welp."

God, I love these super benign gently caress ups. I don't know why the simple stuff pleases me so much.

It's easier to empathize with "oh... well gently caress" moments than "I jumped off my roof to powerbomb a dude and broke my spine" moments.

FiddlersThree
Mar 13, 2010

Elliot, you IDIOT!

flakeloaf posted:

My edit too, though. They tried to gently caress him, they failed, they agreed to pay damages to escape a costly and embarrassing loss in court, and as a condition of the payment they required everyone to hide the fact that they'd even settled? Sorry but that's idiotic. Crowing about winning a settlement is very different from "They admitted fault and paid us 80K".

Yeah -- I agree about the dad. The schadenfreude isn't about him. It's for the dumbass daughter.

I mean, holy poo poo. Look at this girl.

EDIT: Granted, I'm sure that publishers sought out the most obnoxious picture of her that they could find, but her gloat-post doesn't do much to dispel the impression that she's a giant tool who screwed her own father by being a dipshit.

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

FiddlersThree posted:

Yeah -- I agree about the dad. The schadenfreude isn't about him. It's for the dumbass daughter.

I mean, holy poo poo. Look at this girl.

I was too busy trying to figure out what that guy in the background of the bottom photo is staring at so intently.

Jummy
Jun 14, 2007

Oh, my love, my darling.

flakeloaf posted:

My edit too, though. They tried to gently caress him, they failed, they agreed to pay damages to escape a costly and embarrassing loss in court, and as a condition of the payment they required everyone to hide the fact that they'd even settled? Sorry but that's idiotic. Crowing about winning a settlement is very different from "They admitted fault and paid us 80K".

You say this, but you also said:

flakeloaf posted:

e: not that the guy's daughter wasn't poking the beehive with her comments, but the employer tried to screw over her dad and deny him what was rightly theirs. He's still very much the good guy in all this.

So unless I've missed something, you're basing your opinion on what the employer did on the fact that there was a settlement. Isn't the point of a settlement that there isn't a decision and no guilt one way or the other? You decided what happened already and it makes sense that the school would not want more people to jump to that conclusion, so no it's not idiotic.

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TheSpiritFox posted:

It's easier to empathize with "oh... well gently caress" moments than "I jumped off my roof to powerbomb a dude and broke my spine" moments.

Ya. It's easier to laugh at people when you know they're laughing with you.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Jummy posted:

Isn't the point of a settlement that there isn't a decision and no guilt one way or the other?

Nah, in the US the purpose of the settlement is to avoid costs that can be prevented and to buy off one of the parties if possible. It's in no way about guilt, only about money and the chances of the parties involved to win the case which dictates the settlement amount and which way it goes.

Jummy
Jun 14, 2007

Oh, my love, my darling.

Taeke posted:

Nah, in the US the purpose of the settlement is to avoid costs that can be prevented and to buy off one of the parties if possible. It's in no way about guilt, only about money and the chances of the parties involved to win the case which dictates the settlement amount and which way it goes.

Unless I'm just misreading it, I think we're agreeing. A settlement means there's no guilt being assigned, but the person I quoted the first time has obviously decided who's guilty based solely on the fact that there is a settlement to begin with.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Thwomp posted:

It actually ended more bleakly than that. A girl of maybe 15 or 16 (born to the main character who was pregnant at the outbreak of nuclear war) gives birth (after getting maybe raped) to a still-born mutant baby. The scene cuts as she's about to scream in horror at the child.

That's pretty much exactly what the guy you quoted said?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Still-born babies don't usually cry.

Edit: The second post also mentions more of the mother's story.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
I just started watching a show called Prison Wives on Amazon Prime. I fired it up expecting to enjoy quietly judging people for their indefensibly stupid life decisions, but it's turning out to be so goddamn tragic that it's hard to laugh. These are sad and broken people, desperate for human connection, or so traumatized by the intimate partners in their lives that they only feel safe loving people they know will never be allowed out from behind bars.

I'm going to plow through a few more episodes and hope to find one of those snotty, arrogant people who is all confrontational and cocky about his or her stupid decisions. They're fun to hate. These lonely emotional cripples are bringing me down.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Jummy posted:

Unless I'm just misreading it, I think we're agreeing. A settlement means there's no guilt being assigned, but the person I quoted the first time has obviously decided who's guilty based solely on the fact that there is a settlement to begin with.

I think I'm the one that misread, sorry. You're right that no guilt was assigned judicially, regardless of actual fault/guilt.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
According to the article, he wasn't supposed to tell his daughter.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jummy posted:

You say this, but you also said:


So unless I've missed something, you're basing your opinion on what the employer did on the fact that there was a settlement. Isn't the point of a settlement that there isn't a decision and no guilt one way or the other? You decided what happened already and it makes sense that the school would not want more people to jump to that conclusion, so no it's not idiotic.

Well, that and the initial allegation is pretty hard to deny. But you're right, a settlement usually doesn't include any admission of anything and just because one exists doesn't mean anyone's guilty. Michael Jackson did not abuse that Chandler kid, for example.

What's the harm in saying that though? A settlement was reached, everybody is happy, nobody admits anything, now sports.

The fact that his idiot daughter cost herself the benefit of that settlement? Delicious schadenfreude.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Oh dear, this happened in my hometown. Reminds me of how Terry Kath from Chicago died. He was playing around with a semi-automatic at a party and put it in his mouth, forgetting there was a bullet in the chamber. I'm pretty sure he's the most famous person to win a Darwin Award.

John-Erik Hexum. Soap opera star. Stage gun, a .44 Magnum revoler loaded with blanks, he thought he'd be clever and put it up to his temple to play Russian Roulette.

Turns out that the human temple isn't really thick enough to stop the exploding gases and wadding from a round of blank .44 ammunition.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

flakeloaf posted:

The fact that his idiot daughter cost herself the benefit of that settlement? Delicious schadenfreude.

She should hook up with that kid who got off on charges related to killing 4 people in a drunk driving accident he caused because his rich parents didn't teach him about consequences, seems like they would get along great...although here's to hoping daddy cuts her off because of this gently caress up.

Actually, everything about this sounds like a great premise to a lovely sitcom about adorably stupid rich kids who don't understand consequences whose parents suddenly cut them off. I'm pretty sure the finale is about suicide, though.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Unaccountable rear end in a top hat Survivor. We could get Dany Heatley to host it.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Phanatic posted:

John-Erik Hexum. Soap opera star. Stage gun, a .44 Magnum revoler loaded with blanks, he thought he'd be clever and put it up to his temple to play Russian Roulette.

Turns out that the human temple isn't really thick enough to stop the exploding gases and wadding from a round of blank .44 ammunition.

Well at least a bunch of people got organs from him so it wasn't all that horrible.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong




Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Hah, jesus christ. Is there a story connected to this?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

What the hell? Did the ref just get sick of it all one day and decide to fight the world?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

You guys will believe anything is real...

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

kazil posted:

You guys will believe anything is real...
You have to explain why its fake or else you just look like an rear end.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

What the hell? Did the ref just get sick of it all one day and decide to fight the world?

I wish I knew, I grabbed it from a super old post in the gif thread

V im sorry, I never watch any fights so I thought a film crew might be normal :(

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Jesus christ, even with a full crew filming the loving thing goons still think this is real? Did the boom operator not tip anyone off? Or the guy holding the clapper board?

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.
Well what movie is it from?

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Dillbag posted:

Jesus christ, even with a full crew filming the loving thing goons still think this is real? Did the boom operator not tip anyone off? Or the guy holding the clapper board?

Haha goons right? Not me or you though we know what's up

KillerEggplant
Apr 2, 2011

Ignite Memories posted:

edit: You're right, too much derail. Here's this thing instead


This was pages ago, but every time I see it I have to be a little impressed at the precision planning and timing involved in this prank. The basket's there to confuse and distract him, and to stop him in exactly the right spot for the bottle to hit its intended target. This was engineered.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
It is obviously a movie being filmed. But, apparently, not obviously enough.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Phanatic posted:

John-Erik Hexum. Soap opera star. Stage gun, a .44 Magnum revoler loaded with blanks, he thought he'd be clever and put it up to his temple to play Russian Roulette.

Turns out that the human temple isn't really thick enough to stop the exploding gases and wadding from a round of blank .44 ammunition.
In fact, those gases were powerful enough to break off and propel a shard of his own skull through his brain, which is what killed him.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

HOW COULD YOU posted:

Haha goons right? Not me or you though we know what's up

Well, come on. It's painfully obvious with everything that has already been stated, in addition to the stage-kick that doesn't even hit the blue guy, and the fact that this has already come up in this thread.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Stare-Out posted:

In fact, those gases were powerful enough to break off and propel a shard of his own skull through his brain, which is what killed him.

When i was around 12 a classmate managed to kill himself with a "bobby pistol" (Is that translation right? Just a gun that goes "bang" but doesn't have a bullet).
Don't know if a piece of skull was involved. So yeah, fake guns/ammunition can kill you if you're stupid and put it to your ear.

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

KillerEggplant posted:

This was pages ago, but every time I see it I have to be a little impressed at the precision planning and timing involved in this prank. The basket's there to confuse and distract him, and to stop him in exactly the right spot for the bottle to hit its intended target. This was engineered.


More crotch fun!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Combo
Aug 19, 2003



HOW COULD YOU posted:

Haha goons right? Not me or you though we know what's up

I mean I have no idea what's going on with that clip but its incredibly obvious that its fake.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

None of the blows delivered by the referee are even landing.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
This thread is getting long, but I love this one.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

canyoneer posted:

This thread is getting long, but I love this one.



Took me a while to figure out what's going on there. The car stops on a rug, which slides. You can just make out the edge of it on the left of the image at the end.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Deteriorata posted:

Took me a while to figure out what's going on there. The car stops on a rug, which slides. You can just make out the edge of it on the left of the image at the end.
Uh, don't you see the cameraman there? Its fake. loving goon.

VVV :lol:

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Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast
Oh ha ha. *sigh* It's a good gif, and a fair cop!

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/11/15/alain-de-cadenet-makes-em-swoon-at-mille-miglia-na-in-vintage-f/

Cage posted:

Uh, don't you see the cameraman there? Its fake. loving goon.

(edit: holy gently caress I'm oblivious)

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