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Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lol

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

a false posted:

Are You Aware That Weird Zazzle Is A Thing

proto-weird zazzle is better http://www.zazzle.com/hello_everyone_tee-235559522113406600

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Holy poo poo

e-

quote:

So what is my kind of movie? Basically, it's one where guys don't take off their shirts when having sex. Whenever I see anyone make out in a movie, the first thing that happens is the dude takes off his shirt, or the chick does, and that seems so foreign to me. That doesn't look like anything I know in the real world. My wife, Jen, has been trying to get me to take off my shirt for the 14 years we've been together, but I won't. You could probably count on two hands the number of times she has seen me topless.

You can now imagine what he has described in his tweet happening in an oversized hockey jersey

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Mar 2, 2014

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl

god damnit that was so long ago and i keep hoping it'll go away but it just doesnt

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

tahts really old but still lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I hope his daughter reads his tweets and realizes what a weirdo he is :unsmith:

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

Solidus
Nov 1, 2005

ε===(っ≧ω≦)っ♡

http://www.zazzle.com/pour_one_out_for_the_het_shippers_tshirt-235927415315301696 wait what

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my dick, it had been p0wned. *clenches fists and looks into sky*

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=het

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

http://www.zazzle.com/wifi_pull_over_sweatshirt-235137657873891214 $37

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
i can only interact with the world through memes and media i have consumed

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003


lmao

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Chill Callahan posted:

i can only interact with the world through memes and media i have consumed

Same, but unironically.

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

Chill Callahan posted:

i can only interact with the world through memes and media i have consumed

Same but minus "interact"

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

im loving dying

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008
http://www.zazzle.com/to_be_a_cool_dad_tee_shirts-235816467717818046
http://www.zazzle.com/ska_punk_t_shirts-235948670750154992
http://www.zazzle.com/cool_pullover_sweatshirt-235354946308266242
http://www.zazzle.com/anime_dad_t_shirts-235896665934349428
http://www.zazzle.com/western_civilization_t_shirts-235237143255562233
http://www.zazzle.com/super_high_school_level_t_shirt-235561284444890781
http://www.zazzle.com/to_ask_tee_shirts-235120097001757153
http://www.zazzle.com/filth_t_shirts-235053244799292697

het
Nov 14, 2002

A dark black past
is my most valued
possession
http://www.zazzle.com/ill_become_a_lawyer_or_ill_cut_my_balls_off_tshirt-235542438626206435

YO MAMA HEAD
Sep 11, 2007


i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

stay depressed
Sep 30, 2003

by zen death robot
clit/brown/taint

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

did you post that on Twitter hours ago or did I imagine that

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot
brown

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

lol

Stravinsky
May 31, 2011

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Dadjacket
Jul 23, 2004

HIPSTER PITCHFORK CARDIGAN SCARF

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

brown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

YO MAMA HEAD posted:

i hate the neologism "pOwned." i have no intention of pOwning anybody's dick, and nobody's clit/brown/taint-area will ever pOwn me.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
what can brown do for you :henget:

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP322FWfJWQ

Platitude
Aug 23, 2006

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

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