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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Well, someone has to post it now, I might as well do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omm3QPMqyjc

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nnnnghhhhgnnngh
Apr 6, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

Well, someone has to post it now, I might as well do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omm3QPMqyjc

I kept expecting a switch to this at any moment.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Cyrano4747 posted:

If you're an American cold war planner the answer to this is always "Germans."

Harsh, but accurate.

Seriously though the whole 'austere fighter' thing was a joke. I remember a similar reaction to the "bigger, heavier, can't turn for poo poo" fighter development in the 70s for air-to-air, something with like no radar and two Sidewinders? Everyone said "uhhhh no" and eventually the USAF ended up with the F-16, so they got it right for once.

I mean the problem with the idea of "well it's okay if the airframe is disposable, we'll just build 7500 of them" is that you are also considering the pilot just as expendable, and pilot training isn't cheap. I think it stands to reason nobody would like that idea, least of all the volunteersGermans assigned to it.

Psion fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Feb 28, 2014

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Psion posted:

Harsh, but accurate.

Seriously though the whole 'austere fighter' thing was a joke. I remember a similar reaction to the "bigger, heavier, can't turn for poo poo" fighter development in the 70s for air-to-air, something with like no radar and two Sidewinders? Everyone said "uhhhh no" and eventually the USAF ended up with the F-16, so they got it right for once.

I mean the problem with the idea of "well it's okay if the airframe is disposable, we'll just build 7500 of them" is that you are also considering the pilot just as expendable, and pilot training isn't cheap. I think it stands to reason nobody would like that idea, least of all the volunteersGermans assigned to it.

Still an improvement on the Starfighter. :colbert:

ProfessorCurly
Mar 28, 2010

xthetenth posted:

Still an improvement on the Starfighter. :colbert:

What was up with that, by the way?

DeliciousPatriotism
May 26, 2008
This thread has been awesome and I've had trouble keeping up with it, but I'm gonna try and contribute.

So, tracked landing gear for high altitude bombers, anyone? Behold, tank treads on a B-36!



I don't know much about the objective inherent in having a tracked system for landing gear, but this does not appear to be the Air Force's only experiment with it.



A close friend of mine's grandfather was a test pilot in the 40s and 50s, he's got a number of pictures of really outrageous test planes his grandfather took and exchanged. He has one particularly amazing picture of a B17 coming in for a landing with a tracked landing gear system noticeably longer than the one shown above. Allegedly the longer tracked landing gear was part of an experiment to test landing heavy aircraft in marshes and swamps. He said he's going to digitize and send them to me, I'll have them up in the thread as soon as I'm able.

Apologies if this subject is a repost, but I'm really looking forward to sharing some of those pictures with you all, pretty unlikely any of you have seen them. We're pretty certain they've never been digitized and put online before so :colbert:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

As a way to distribute weight, tracks are pretty awesome.

ProfessorCurly posted:

What was up with that, by the way?

The F-104, a purpose built fast, high altitude interceptor was 'improved' by Lockheed to win a Luftwaffe contract. The Luftwaffe wanted a really fast interceptor that could also do close support at low levels. The F-104G was a pig, and ended up killing way more Luftwaffe airmen than the Warsaw pact did.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

DeliciousPatriotism posted:

This thread has been awesome and I've had trouble keeping up with it, but I'm gonna try and contribute.

So, tracked landing gear for high altitude bombers, anyone? Behold, tank treads on a B-36!


This is a B-50.

DeliciousPatriotism posted:

I don't know much about the objective inherent in having a tracked system for landing gear, but this does not appear to be the Air Force's only experiment with it.


This one's a B-36.

DeliciousPatriotism posted:

A close friend of mine's grandfather was a test pilot in the 40s and 50s, he's got a number of pictures of really outrageous test planes his grandfather took and exchanged. He has one particularly amazing picture of a B17 coming in for a landing with a tracked landing gear system noticeably longer than the one shown above. Allegedly the longer tracked landing gear was part of an experiment to test landing heavy aircraft in marshes and swamps. He said he's going to digitize and send them to me, I'll have them up in the thread as soon as I'm able.

Apologies if this subject is a repost, but I'm really looking forward to sharing some of those pictures with you all, pretty unlikely any of you have seen them. We're pretty certain they've never been digitized and put online before so :colbert:

Cool. Please post them.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

DeliciousPatriotism posted:

I don't know much about the objective inherent in having a tracked system for landing gear, but this does not appear to be the Air Force's only experiment with it.

I think that part of it was to cause less damage to runways. I remember the B-36 (I think) originally had the largest landing gear wheels ever made, and were pretty bad in the sense that you had all that weight coming down on two points and really causing a lot of compression and damage in the long run. Naturally they moved on to multiple wheels to help mitigate this.

Example of one of the worst ever aircraft to have land at your runway (Seoul War Museum ~2007/8, excuse the crappy photos I was running out of light in some)

B-52 (D?)


While it does have multiple wheels per strut, I've head the GP is still pretty bad. As you can see, there are 8 wheels, but they are all so close to each other that might be part of the issue here. (Size comparison)

/\/\ Chinese co-teacher who got a real kick out of reading some of the facts about the Korean war they didn't teach (suppress) in China.

While the Buff is a big aircraft, I was always amazed how narrow (and wrinkly) the fuselage was.


F-86D with. . . retractable rocket pod?


F-5 Tiger's are really small!


North and South Korean POW delivery systems


Some manner of trainer?


Missiles/Rockets:

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Blistex posted:

Some manner of trainer?


T-37

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Psion posted:

Seriously though the whole 'austere fighter' thing was a joke. I remember a similar reaction to the "bigger, heavier, can't turn for poo poo" fighter development in the 70s for air-to-air, something with like no radar and two Sidewinders? Everyone said "uhhhh no" and eventually the USAF ended up with the F-16, so they got it right for once.

I mean the problem with the idea of "well it's okay if the airframe is disposable, we'll just build 7500 of them" is that you are also considering the pilot just as expendable, and pilot training isn't cheap. I think it stands to reason nobody would like that idea, least of all the volunteersGermans assigned to it.

That wasn't what came before the F-16, that WAS the F-16 (or more accurately, the original LWF competition.) That was supposed to be the fighter mafia's chance to "get it right" after the USAF had, in their eyes, hosed it up with the F-15 by making it too big and heavy. They then accused the powers that be in the USAF of doing the same thing to the F-16, by taking it from its roots as a fair weather only lightweight dogfighter with no radar and only armed with 2 Sidewinders and a Vulcan to adding a radar along with air to ground capability and turning it into an all weather multi-role fighter.

Given that the F-15 has a 104-0 combat record and spun off what is arguably the most successful interdiction aircraft of the past 20 years while the F-16 has been operated by 26 countries and sold 4,500+ aircraft (and counting), I'd have to say that the powers that be probably got it right on that one.

Nebakenezzer posted:

The F-104, a purpose built fast, high altitude interceptor was 'improved' by Lockheed to win a Luftwaffe contract. The Luftwaffe wanted a really fast interceptor that could also do close support at low levels. The F-104G was a pig, and ended up killing way more Luftwaffe airmen than the Warsaw pact did.

Want your own F-104G? Buy a plot of land in Germany and wait.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Nebakenezzer posted:

The F-104, a purpose built fast, high altitude interceptor was 'improved' by Lockheed to win a Luftwaffe contract. The Luftwaffe wanted a really fast interceptor that could also do close support at low levels. The F-104G was a pig, and ended up killing way more Luftwaffe airmen than the Warsaw pact did.

A bunch of those deaths were caused by the pilot riding the plane into the deck because the F-104 was in no way an all-weather plane and sticking it in poor conditions at low level over hilly/mountainous terrain was a recipe for disaster, no matter what the speed.

Command and Control is pretty good, though finding out that a full 75% of the Polaris missiles were duds thanks to temporary safety measures corroding was pretty :psyduck:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Party Plane Jones posted:

A bunch of those deaths were caused by the pilot riding the plane into the deck because the F-104 was in no way an all-weather plane and sticking it in poor conditions at low level over hilly/mountainous terrain was a recipe for disaster, no matter what the speed.

Command and Control is pretty good, though finding out that a full 75% of the Polaris missiles were duds thanks to temporary safety measures corroding was pretty :psyduck:

I've said it a million times before, but the F-104 has an undeservedly bad reputation:

Myself in another thread posted:

...if you actually break it down, it isn't that much worse than any other aircraft of its era. Of the 110 CF-104 losses, 43 of them were directly connected with the low-level flying they were tasked with; causes such as controlled flight into terrain (29 total, and 25 of the 37 fatalities) and engine failures due to bird strikes (13). Losses that are directly connected to the aerodynamics of the CF-104 total 10; six "pitch-up incidents" and likely the other 4 loss-of-control incidents were connected.

Beyond that, the other aircraft losses are attributable to other factors that any combat aircraft could experience; engine failures/fires (29), mid-air collisions (9), takeoff and landing incidents (6), inadequate maintenance procedures (5), hangar fires (3), in-flight break up (3, 2 of which are attributed to inadvertent overstressing of the aircraft) and all other causes (2), one of which was "being shot down by one's own cannon ricochet".

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

quote:

"being shot down by one's own cannon ricochet"

So do you get credited with a kill if you manage to shoot yourself down?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Pornographic Memory posted:

So do you get credited with a kill if you manage to shoot yourself down?

Hey, gun control groups always include suicides in their kill counts, so why not?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Nevermind I'm illeterate.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Pornographic Memory posted:

So do you get credited with a kill if you manage to shoot yourself down?

I'm not sure. Ask Grumman, they've had two test pilots shoot themselves down iirc. (Also the starfighters thing is more to say the Luftwaffe would have really low expectations.)

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



Remember when the history channel made good documentaries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgG2HITMMY4

Peak cold war shenanigans here, with some great commentary from both sides.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

vulturesrow posted:

This is true. This is my area of expertise (I'm an EA-6B guy) and I'm very hesitant to say too much just to make sure I don't inadvertantly cross a line I shouldn't. Generally speaking, theory is usually ok and the more specific you get with capabilities and platforms the more likely it is you shouldn't be talking about it. I'm not sure if I'm up for effort posting but I'd be happy to discuss even if the best I can do is generalities.

Fellow Croooooow! If anyone wants (UNCLASS) effort posting about EW, I would be happy to abide.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

dubzee posted:

Remember when the history channel made good documentaries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgG2HITMMY4

Peak cold war shenanigans here, with some great commentary from both sides.

The History channel reminds me of a once great mind being slowly ravaged by Alzheimer's. The disease has taken such a toll that it not only doesn't remember its former greatness, but has long since forgotten its purpose and is now publicly shedding its dignity.

RIP History channel.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
They're all in a race to out-TLC TLC, which isn't even bothering to call itself The Learning Channel anymore.

Steeltalon
Feb 14, 2012

Perps were uncooperative.


Some pictures.





Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Oh hey look who had their first public flight yesterday:



e: new one on the bottom of course

Koesj fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Mar 2, 2014

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There are more differences than I expected. Certainly bodes well for it to be an F-22 killer. :v:

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Yeah here's the full list, courtesy of the people over at secretprojects.co.uk:

quote:

- a Raptor-style light-grey colour scheme,
- the engines' diverterless supersonic intakes appear to have been re-designed, perhaps to improve the radar cross section characteristics.
- an additional inner canopy frame similar to the F-35
- clipped tails and canards (which now seem to be integrated much better with the forward fuselage)
- re-designed wheel bay doors
- a reduction in the size of the wing actuators
- a new frameless wide-angle holographic head-up display
- an electro optical targeting system protruding under the front fuselage
- several new dielectric panels around the front fuselage
- wider and longer sponsoons/tail stings (where the tails are mounted)
- redesigned LERX with no longer an arc but straight leading edge
- probably a redesigned rear fuselage featuring a wider and deeper “ditch” between both engines.
- square rather than round nose landing gear lights (think Rafale)
- tire fairings for the main landing gear are larger, but it may just be that the re-designed LERX which intersects it is less voluminous than it used to be
- a small ventral bump of unknown function has moved from the port side of the rear fuselage to starboard.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Godholio posted:

There are more differences than I expected. Certainly bodes well for it to be an F-22 killer. :v:

Maybe I'm not getting the scale right but isn't this much larger than an F-22? I thought the initial reports indicated that it was more likely to be some kind of bomber/heavy strike aircraft and not a fighter.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Koesj posted:

Oh hey look who had their first public flight yesterday:



e: new one on the bottom of course

That looks like a Dachshund.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Throatwarbler posted:

Maybe I'm not getting the scale right but isn't this much larger than an F-22? I thought the initial reports indicated that it was more likely to be some kind of bomber/heavy strike aircraft and not a fighter.

It doesn't look drastically larger. I won't swear the guy who did this overlay got it perfect, but it seems close as far as merging the images.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Throatwarbler posted:

Maybe I'm not getting the scale right but isn't this much larger than an F-22? I thought the initial reports indicated that it was more likely to be some kind of bomber/heavy strike aircraft and not a fighter.

You mean 'initial reports' written by a couple of hacks, and maybe one or two early birds who were drawing quick conclusions on the first few grainy pics? I can't look into the heads of those at the PLAAF and CAC setting and executing on requirements, but the plane itself is actually a tad smaller than the J-11/-15 (Su-27/-33):

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2013/10/31/Pentagon-s-15-Trillion-Jet-Punches-Back

Watch out, world! The F-35 managed to hit a stationary target for once!

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2013/10/31/Pentagon-s-15-Trillion-Jet-Punches-Back

Watch out, world! The F-35 managed to hit a stationary target for once!

Oh poo poo! Did the pilot eject safely?

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Akion posted:

Oh poo poo! Did the pilot eject safely?

:golfclap:

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Akion posted:

Oh poo poo! Did the pilot eject safely?

hahaha :drat:

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Akion posted:

Oh poo poo! Did the pilot eject safely?

:thurman:

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Akion posted:

Oh poo poo! Did the pilot eject safely?

:getin:

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
The F35 program is getting so expensive that it will be soon cheaper to bomb with blackbeard era gold dobloons.
Speaking of which, it reminds me of that failed US/EU project in the early 90s for a stealth cruise missile, which was scrapped when it became apparent that it had no purpose. It was an era where you could get government funding for any project as long as it had a *STEALTH* before the name.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Cippalippus posted:

The F35 program is getting so expensive that it will be soon cheaper to bomb with blackbeard era gold dobloons.
Speaking of which, it reminds me of that failed US/EU project in the early 90s for a stealth cruise missile, which was scrapped when it became apparent that it had no purpose. It was an era where you could get government funding for any project as long as it had a *STEALTH* before the name.

Uhh and which project would that be?

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
The US stealth cruise missile project was partially scrapped (from ~1,500 missiles to ~450, remaining missiles decommissioned in 2012) because it violated START II. What's the point at having a stealth cruise missile if the B-52 (and not the B-2) is your launch vehicle?

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Mar 2, 2014

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Cippalippus posted:

Speaking of which, it reminds me of that failed US/EU project in the early 90s for a stealth cruise missile, which was scrapped when it became apparent that it had no purpose. It was an era where you could get government funding for any project as long as it had a *STEALTH* before the name.

I can't imagine why you'd need LO on a weapon designed to evade anti-air defenses and hit highly defended targets with an expensive nuclear warhead.

triad

Party Plane Jones posted:

The US stealth cruise missile project was partially scrapped (from ~1,500 missiles to ~450) because it violated START II.

not exactly

quote:

What's the point at having a stealth cruise missile if the B-52 (and not the B-2) is your launch vehicle?

You launch outside of contested airspace?

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Steeltalon posted:

Some pictures.



Now here is a dumb question: is the Blackbird black naturally, thanks to its Titanium alloy? Or is it painted black?

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