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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
Also, not wiretapping. Whatever you think of the metadata collection, it's legally and materially distinct from actually recording the content of conversations.

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
What do all those people complaining about Obama taking vacations and using taxpayer money to fund his massive spending addiction want with Obama? Do they want Obama to not take vacations unless the vacation aims toward solving US problems? Is Obama only allowed to spend the riches he had obtained before he became a President if he's not spending it towards solving the national debt?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Amused to Death posted:

New post from the previous gun nut




I mean if there' only one job the government has it's literally to protect its citizens

Learn your conservamemes, guys:
http://www.endtimesreport.com/NO_AFFIRMATIVE_DUTY.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia
http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/courtrulingsonpoliceprotection.php


quote:

The gun-grabbers insist we should turn in our guns and rely on the police to protect us from crime. Yet the court continue to rule that the police are under no obligation to protect the public.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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toanoradian posted:

What do all those people complaining about Obama taking vacations and using taxpayer money to fund his massive spending addiction want with Obama? Do they want Obama to not take vacations unless the vacation aims toward solving US problems? Is Obama only allowed to spend the riches he had obtained before he became a President if he's not spending it towards solving the national debt?

They want him to live in a box. To answer the second vacation, no, they don't want him out of the country even if it's part of his job. You've never seen them spin an important diplomatic trip as a frivolous European vacation?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

toanoradian posted:

What do all those people complaining about Obama taking vacations and using taxpayer money to fund his massive spending addiction want with Obama? Do they want Obama to not take vacations unless the vacation aims toward solving US problems? Is Obama only allowed to spend the riches he had obtained before he became a President if he's not spending it towards solving the national debt?

They want him to be a white Republican. Indeed, if he were that, he could even continue his exact same policies (except maybe for treating gay people like humans) and they'd think he was an all-time great president. (I'm assuming that as a Republican he wouldn't even pay lip service to the poor or minorities anymore.)

Also, why not just agree with that Nixon/Obama macro? "Good point, right-wingers like Nixon and Obama are scum, we need leftist leaders for a change."

Dyz
Dec 10, 2010

This just adds a whole new level to the phrase "gently caress the police".

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

If only we could get a guy like nixon back. Clean air and water acts, osha, epa, equal opportunity act... If only those dirty democrats had stayed in line, we could be living in a socialist utopia by now

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

1stGear posted:

Very few people these days realize that the Watergate scandal went beyond Nixon ordered some people to burgle a hotel room.

As if a sitting president ordering the burgling of his opponent's property is not enough in and of itself. I hear the whole Watergate thing downplayed by conservatives pretty regularly, usually followed by mention of some (actually) minor, or wholly invented, issue from either Clinton's or Obama's administration. There's absolutely no sense of perspective. "All Nixon did was personally order a little bit of burglary, and possible had G. Gordon Liddy murder political opponents. Obama's IRS targeted conservative political groups and stopped them from falsely obtaining 501(c) tax exempt status, THAT'S the real crime!!!!1!" It's like conservative can look at a super-tanker and a bathtub toy boat and say, "Eh, they're about the same size."

toanoradian posted:

What do all those people complaining about Obama taking vacations and using taxpayer money to fund his massive spending addiction want with Obama? Do they want Obama to not take vacations unless the vacation aims toward solving US problems? Is Obama only allowed to spend the riches he had obtained before he became a President if he's not spending it towards solving the national debt?

This one gets stale so fast. I have a conservative friend who is still harping on this. At one point - I swear - he quoted to me that Obama had spent something like forty-two billion dollars on vacations. I asked him where he had heard such a fantastically stupid number and walked him through the math sowing that Obama would have to have spent $30,000,000 per day on vacationing for every day of his presidency at the time for that to be true. I don't understand how anyone could swallow such an obvious falsehood about anything without his bullshit detector going nuts. I mean, it's just not within the realm of possibility, no matter how much you dislike the guy. He no longer quotes actual numbers, just continually tells me that Obama has spent more days on vacation than any other president in the history of our country.

Gygaxian
May 29, 2013

Ron Jeremy posted:

If only we could get a guy like nixon back. Clean air and water acts, osha, epa, equal opportunity act... If only those dirty democrats had stayed in line, we could be living in a socialist utopia by now

Wasn't that mostly the work of the Democratic Congress or at least Nixon wanting to co-opt what he thought was popular? It wasn't really his idea, and remember he was an archconservative loon in private.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Gygaxian posted:

Wasn't that mostly the work of the Democratic Congress or at least Nixon wanting to co-opt what he thought was popular? It wasn't really his idea, and remember he was an archconservative loon in private.

I'd argue that it was more the result of a popular left movement in the US which no longer exists, but yes, the Democrats controlled both houses at the time.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Centripetal Horse posted:

I asked him where he had heard such a fantastically stupid number and walked him through the math sowing that Obama would have to have spent $30,000,000 per day on vacationing for every day of his presidency at the time for that to be true. I don't understand how anyone could swallow such an obvious falsehood about anything without his bullshit detector going nuts. I mean, it's just not within the realm of possibility, no matter how much you dislike the guy. He no longer quotes actual numbers, just continually tells me that Obama has spent more days on vacation than any other president in the history of our country.

Every day he's been in office he has been vacationing in a socialist nightmare dystopia hellscape, so the entirety of federal spending is his vacation budget. That brings it to about 9.7 billion dollars a day.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Centripetal Horse posted:

I mean, it's just not within the realm of possibility, no matter how much you dislike the guy. He no longer quotes actual numbers, just continually tells me that Obama has spent more days on vacation than any other president in the history of our country.

I think I'd just rub his nose in the $42B every time he has an opinion. "Hey, remember when you were an idiot for believing that $42 billion thing? You still haven't fixed the problem."

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Hello Sailor posted:

I think I'd just rub his nose in the $42B every time he has an opinion. "Hey, remember when you were an idiot for believing that $42 billion thing? You still haven't fixed the problem."

He's a pretty good friend and I'd like to keep him. Also, I still hold out hope for a conversion, or at least a lessening of his more ignorant beliefs, and when you continually poo poo on a person, all you do is guarantee that he digs in his heels.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
A coworker went on a big rant at lunch today about how everything we're being told about Ukraine is lies and the current happenings are a sign of an impending nuclear first strike courtesy of the USA. Where the hell that came from is anyone's guess.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

snorch posted:

A coworker went on a big rant at lunch today about how everything we're being told about Ukraine is lies and the current happenings are a sign of an impending nuclear first strike courtesy of the USA. Where the hell that came from is anyone's guess.

That's not that crazy, all it requires is an acceptance that nuclear first strikes are a thing America would be stupid enough to attempt. That gives motive for it.

It's coming from the fact that UK, US and France all just boycotted the G8 until either Putin leaves Ukraine or is kicked out from the G8 permanently. That'd mean he'd lose his veto, which is important because Kerry has announced that a) this will happen and b) when it does, Russia will get total economic sanctions.

I'm not that good at realpolitik but as far as I can make out, I don't think anyone's ever given ALL of Putin's billionaire puppets a reason to rise up against him in numbers more than he can disappear quickly. Economic isolation is a serious threat to Putin's powerbase and will likely push him into making some extremely submissive deals with China, with token Chinese concessions so Putin can claim he got what he wanted and extra.

Essentially Kerry just slapped America's dick into Putin's face, hard. There's mood for and even press questions about direct military intervention against Russia, across most of the G8 countries.

You can either perceive this as: incredible realpolitik, or preparations for war. And a land war in Russia wouldn't go well, so, nuke would be a reasonable option (if you think nukes are reasonable). And there's your motive for faking it!

It's a remarkably consistent bit of crazy!

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

snorch posted:

A coworker went on a big rant at lunch today about how everything we're being told about Ukraine is lies and the current happenings are a sign of an impending nuclear first strike courtesy of the USA. Where the hell that came from is anyone's guess.

If you truly believe nuclear war is upon us you're an idiot if you go to work unless you work at a cocaine and sex factory.

Dyz
Dec 10, 2010

Anosmoman posted:

If you truly believe nuclear war is upon us you're an idiot if you go to work unless you work at a cocaine and sex factory.

You say that as if working at a cocaine and sex factory is a bad tradeoff for being borderline crazy and retarded at the same time :).

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Very serious post from a FB "conservative":

quote:

Barack Obama your foreign policy of withdrawal, nuclear non-proliferation and isolationism has left a void that the left assumed would only be filled by peace and love.

Instead, we see a resurgence of thugs on a global scale that we haven't seen in decades. Thugs, the kind which some might have thought had been permanently relegated to the history books.

These are not simply brutes though. These are brilliant, calculating, and truly evil regimes who care not a whit for rights or dignity. They value nothing so highly as power, and at present, they are the only players who wield it with any authority.

To the enlightened liberals of the West, both Europe and America alike, this is the peaceful future you have chosen for the world.

What is going on with Russia and Ukraine in the Crimea today, but Russia in general and also in China and Iran is absolutely devastating to the values that all the West holds so dear, both liberals and conservatives alike -- that "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness".

This portends horribly for the future and will take decades to repair, if it is reparable at all. I have a feeling of hopelessness and sorrow about our future that I hoped I would never have to feel.

This is what happens when good people, who stand for the principles our founding fathers fought for, lay down their arms.

If you believe in the America that Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln inspired hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people to fight for, then please, remember what it is that America stands for and what we must do to preserve it.

Fighting does not always take place on the battlefield, but without the very real threat of an effective physical confrontation, there is no possibility of success at the negotiation table, especially against thugs.

America, we can be strong again though. Being peaceful does not mean we must be weak -- NO, we must show our might. In legislation, policy, foreign affairs, economics, business, industry, technology, innovation, philanthropy, yes even militarily, but most importantly by holding the value of the individual, created in the image of the Almighty, above all else. Morality is our shield and justice our sword. Relearn those and our might will know no bound.

America seems to have forgotten that it has the greatest resource on earth. United, the American people, we send ourselves to the moon.

Please, this fall, when we find ourselves voting for the future of this great country, don't vote for more of the same. Eventually, and sooner than we like to think, it most certainly won't be more of the same -- the rest of the world will make sure of that.
:qq:

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Nov 11, 2003

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Cheesus posted:

Very serious post from a FB "conservative":

:qq:

Maybe this isn't the place for a big philosophical tangent, but what I've never understood is, what's the alternative? Do conservatives really want to be the literal world police, jumping into every conflict all around the world indefinitely? Has fighting a two front war for 10+ years in Afghanistan and Iraq while simultaneously draining our national time, money, and resources not taught them that not every conflict needs to be jumped into?

Granted, I think there are certainly times we need to intervene is other countries, for instance all the gang war and unrest in and around the US-Mexico border, but is the argument really that boots-on-the-ground is the perfect solution for every world skirmish? There is no use for diplomacy ever!? I just don't understand that view. :shrug:

Magres
Jul 14, 2011
Especially considering what Spangly A wrote about the US laying a diplomatic beatdown on Putin. If their post is anything to go by (and I think it is) we're already in the process of biffing Russia upside the head, we're just doing it without committing troops.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
A classmate of mine is a Ukrainian-Canadian and very conservative, and today he walked into our shared office and opened conversation with "I wonder what possessed the US to elect a community organizer as president."

Somehow Russia invading Ukraine being Obama's fault has become a cross-border conservative meme. What the hell do they want him to do, preemptively nuke Moscow?

Magres
Jul 14, 2011
That is, in a twist of bitter irony, exactly what they want him to do. They want the US to stomp around the globe as an imperialist juggernaut, laying waste to anyone and everyone that objects to us dominating the globe.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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vyelkin posted:

A classmate of mine is a Ukrainian-Canadian and very conservative, and today he walked into our shared office and opened conversation with "I wonder what possessed the US to elect a community organizer as president."

I always fail to understand how pointing out a previous occupation of 'community organizer' is a sick burn. What's the standard conservative comeback if I ask why the US elected film actor Ronald Reagan?

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

My usually very liberal friend had this to say last night: "If we had attacked Syria, this never would have happened. We need to show that we have the best military ever. We elected an intellectual as president and now that's what we have."

I think he's been listening to his father too much.

Ror posted:

I always fail to understand how pointing out a previous occupation of 'community organizer' is a sick burn. What's the standard conservative comeback if I ask why the US elected film actor Ronald Reagan?

I've heard as a response: "Yeah so he learned how to act under pressure and speak publicly which is what he needs to do as president." Of course if you point out that a community organizer has a variety of skills applicable to leadership positions, you probably just get a rant about ACORN in return.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Ror posted:

I always fail to understand how pointing out a previous occupation of 'community organizer' is a sick burn. What's the standard conservative comeback if I ask why the US elected film actor Ronald Reagan?

The idea is that Obama didn't have any relevant experience to be president. That they picked a rank amateur to be elected. This ignores that he was a lawyer, law professor, member of the Illinois state legislature, and a United States Senator.

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013


This is the lamest poo poo in the world to me. Ever notice how anybody who posts "STILL TALKING ABOUT MILEY?? I WAS READING THE ECONOMIST" :smuggo: is either the least informed person you know who thinks the biggest problem facing America is "the deficit" which they think causes unemployment, or is a truther.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Cheesus posted:

Very serious post from a FB "conservative":

:qq:

if we have mccain this not happen

you know, disregarding all the millions of factors having nothing to do with the US.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ror posted:

I always fail to understand how pointing out a previous occupation of 'community organizer' is a sick burn. What's the standard conservative comeback if I ask why the US elected film actor Ronald Reagan?

It's such a bizarre thing. The guy had a job as a community organizer for a couple years after graduating from university, before being a constitutional lawyer, professor, state senator, and senator. It's like if you had a job at McDonald's while in undergrad to pay for your education, and thirty years later when elected president the opposition never shut up about how America elected a fry cook to be president.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Magres posted:

That is, in a twist of bitter irony, exactly what they want him to do. They want the US to stomp around the globe as an imperialist juggernaut, laying waste to anyone and everyone that objects to us dominating the globe.

Ironically, when Obama seriously considered going weapons hot on Syria, the right wing screamed out in horror that they may be asked to put their money where their mouth was. Now that it is over, it was a show of weakness by Obama.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
No one is going to start World War 3 over loving Crimea. The US and Soviet Union did way more aggressive things during the actual Cold War and you'll notice we're all still here.

People don't understand that the age of major industrialized war is over. Between the globalization of our economies and the horrifying devastation that not even non-nuclear weapons can unleash, no major world power is going to go toe-to-toe with another ever again. Its all proxy wars and asymmetrical conflict these days and while those suck in their own special way, its a far cry from WW3!!11! every time a major power gets involved in fighting somewhere.

peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost

ArchangeI posted:

Ironically, when Obama seriously considered going weapons hot on Syria, the right wing screamed out in horror that they may be asked to put their money where their mouth was. Now that it is over, it was a show of weakness by Obama.

Which is another reason why Obama can not start a real war. A republican president can do that, if he pisses off the pacifists he doesn't have to care, they would've never voted for him anyway and the right wing base will love him. But for a democratic president starting a war is a pure lose/lose proposition as the republicans would stab him in the back as soon as the first US soldier gets a paper cut during deployment. It's better to let things slide, have the hawks talk poo poo bout him all they want and rely on the votes of people he actually has a chance of winning.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

pd187 posted:



This is the lamest poo poo in the world to me. Ever notice how anybody who posts "STILL TALKING ABOUT MILEY?? I WAS READING THE ECONOMIST" :smuggo: is either the least informed person you know who thinks the biggest problem facing America is "the deficit" which they think causes unemployment, or is a truther.

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the words "Justin Bieber" on my wall in years.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Countblanc posted:

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the words "Justin Bieber" on my wall in years.

Dudes been in the news a lot lately. He's a total mess in the way child stars usually end up.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Xarthor posted:

Maybe this isn't the place for a big philosophical tangent, but what I've never understood is, what's the alternative? Do conservatives really want to be the literal world police, jumping into every conflict all around the world indefinitely? Has fighting a two front war for 10+ years in Afghanistan and Iraq while simultaneously draining our national time, money, and resources not taught them that not every conflict needs to be jumped into?

They point blank refuse to admit that Iraq and Afghanistan were a mistake, and that they had anything at all to do with the debt. They view a things impact on debt and resource drain not by the actual reality, but by how much they don't like it.

Ror posted:

I always fail to understand how pointing out a previous occupation of 'community organizer' is a sick burn. What's the standard conservative comeback if I ask why the US elected film actor Ronald Reagan?

I'd go with "famous co-star to a monkey"


peak debt posted:

Which is another reason why Obama can not start a real war. A republican president can do that, if he pisses off the pacifists he doesn't have to care, they would've never voted for him anyway and the right wing base will love him. But for a democratic president starting a war is a pure lose/lose proposition as the republicans would stab him in the back as soon as the first US soldier gets a paper cut during deployment. It's better to let things slide, have the hawks talk poo poo bout him all they want and rely on the votes of people he actually has a chance of winning.

What about Libya?


1stGear posted:

No one is going to start World War 3 over loving Crimea. The US and Soviet Union did way more aggressive things during the actual Cold War and you'll notice we're all still here.

People don't understand that the age of major industrialized war is over. Between the globalization of our economies and the horrifying devastation that not even non-nuclear weapons can unleash, no major world power is going to go toe-to-toe with another ever again. Its all proxy wars and asymmetrical conflict these days and while those suck in their own special way, its a far cry from WW3!!11! every time a major power gets involved in fighting somewhere.

Is this a direct quote from Alfred Nobel about how we'll never have a first world war, or Orville Wright about how we'll never have a second? They both seem very similar.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Fulchrum posted:

What about Libya?

You mean the war that was shut down within a month by congress?

peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost

Fulchrum posted:

What about Libya?

That was a 99% risk less standoff action that only cost 4 Americans their lives and the republicans have been trying to burn Obama on that stake for like a year now. Oh and the US actually got into that under the lead of France.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

vyelkin posted:

A classmate of mine is a Ukrainian-Canadian and very conservative, and today he walked into our shared office and opened conversation with "I wonder what possessed the US to elect a community organizer as president."

Somehow Russia invading Ukraine being Obama's fault has become a cross-border conservative meme. What the hell do they want him to do, preemptively nuke Moscow?

So after a few years of "Uh oh guys, he's going to organize their community :ohdear:" we're back to "Heh, what is he going to do? Organize our community? :smug:"

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

peak debt posted:

That was a 99% risk less standoff action that only cost 4 Americans their lives and the republicans have been trying to burn Obama on that stake for like a year now. Oh and the US actually got into that under the lead of France.

I quote Sun Tzu - A good leader does not seek battle until he knows victory is assured.

So it wasn't a stupid war. Does that mean it still wasn't a war?

It took six months, one ten thousandth of the cost of the Iraq war, it freed a people, and removed a dangerous dictator from the area. Whats the downside? Are we really gonna call it a failure just cause the Republicans desperately want us to think it is because BENGHAZI!!!!!!?

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V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Xarthor posted:

Maybe this isn't the place for a big philosophical tangent, but what I've never understood is, what's the alternative? Do conservatives really want to be the literal world police, jumping into every conflict all around the world indefinitely? Has fighting a two front war for 10+ years in Afghanistan and Iraq while simultaneously draining our national time, money, and resources not taught them that not every conflict needs to be jumped into?

Granted, I think there are certainly times we need to intervene is other countries, for instance all the gang war and unrest in and around the US-Mexico border, but is the argument really that boots-on-the-ground is the perfect solution for every world skirmish? There is no use for diplomacy ever!? I just don't understand that view. :shrug:

Conservative isn't really a united group when it comes to how the United States should act in foreign relations. On one hand, there are libertarians who want the U.S. Armed Forces no further than the border (and who probably care for us to completely stay out of the Ukraine crisis), and neo-cons who think we should already be knee-deep in foreigner blood.

For the Obama critics, there's isn't an alternative, there's just a near-paradoxical conflict. America shouldn't be the world police, but we should be so tough and fearsome that no one would even think of doing something we wouldn't approve of, just in case we stop not being the world's police.

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