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Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Mr. Squishy posted:

Momma


e: I just noticed that now we have reason to suppose that Momma is Jewish

But not terribly observant, because Passover is in April this year.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Finally, the road trip takes off!


I think this is another one of those with dialogue that got switched around from one phrase to another, though the other was just as innocuous.

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Grand Avenue is about tiny people who live in color-changing voids with gigantic furniture.


Gray Matters

"If there’s one thing everybody has in common, it’s getting older. From newborn babies to baby boomers, there’s no escaping it. “Gray Matters” is skewed to that vast generation of boomers. But since getting older means adapting to changing circumstances, lots of readers, old and young alike, can relate to and laugh along with our characters. Don’t let the name of the strip throw you. The cast of “Gray Matters” is anything but colorless as they struggle to keep up with the rapid changes in society, culture, technology, the workplace, their families and, of course, their bodies."

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Darthemed posted:

Gray Matters

"If there’s one thing everybody has in common, it’s getting older. From newborn babies to baby boomers, there’s no escaping it. “Gray Matters” is skewed to that vast generation of boomers. But since getting older means adapting to changing circumstances, lots of readers, old and young alike, can relate to and laugh along with our characters. Don’t let the name of the strip throw you. The cast of “Gray Matters” is anything but colorless as they struggle to keep up with the rapid changes in society, culture, technology, the workplace, their families and, of course, their bodies."
Just looking at the drawing I can tell that the artist does editorial cartoons. In this case, it's Stuart Carlson.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



tiistai posted:

Fingerpori

1940:
- Go tell them we need a
kk to ward off the attack!
- It'll take another month


"kk" is an abbreviation for two things: konekivääri, assault rifle and kuukausi, month.


Machine gun, not assault rifle :v An assault rifle would be "rynnäkkökivääri".

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Someone needs to change her nick to Miss La Goona, tia.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Darthemed posted:

Cheap Thrills Cuisine


It's nice to see Cheap Thrills Cuisine here, and I may actually try some of the recipes. But is it just me, or does the last panel showing the finished dish usually look really, really awful?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Nemi





This whole time I've been confusing these two characters...

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The Grizzwells is pretty fuckin' morbid today.



(Also, I think Axemaniac knows exactly what's going to happen right after that last panel! :yosbutt:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


TofuDiva posted:

It's nice to see Cheap Thrills Cuisine here, and I may actually try some of the recipes. But is it just me, or does the last panel showing the finished dish usually look really, really awful?
Haha no, you're not the only one.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

TofuDiva posted:

It's nice to see Cheap Thrills Cuisine here, and I may actually try some of the recipes. But is it just me, or does the last panel showing the finished dish usually look really, really awful?

No, and that's not the first time the last panel has looked awful, either.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

AxeManiac posted:


gently caress YOUR GARBAGE

I... kind of want to use this... :ohdear:

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Nikaer Drekin posted:

The Grizzwells is pretty fuckin' morbid today.



(Also, I think Axemaniac knows exactly what's going to happen right after that last panel! :yosbutt:


null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 3, 2014

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Darthemed posted:

Calvin And Hobbes



I'm having Boston and Shaun flashbacks, it's like 'Nam all over again man :cry:

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Der Shovel posted:

Machine gun, not assault rifle :v An assault rifle would be "rynnäkkökivääri".

asdf

Yeah. The KK made me think of AKs.

e: ^^^ Is this what you wanted?

tiistai fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 3, 2014

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

They both appear to be wearing light jackets, but no shoes. I see.

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

tiistai posted:

e: ^^^ Is this what you wanted?



Not quite, yours looks too much like a character who is actually able to go fast. A more anemic version seemed funnier to me. (It's a complete coincidence that it was also less work, obviously. :v:)

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


New idea for a comic: Skippy, but with birds pretending to talk like people.

Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
The story is ludicrous.
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

I know it's been a few pages, but this is fantastic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ahem.

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

Humanoid Female posted:

This is idiotic. She's been worried about the consequences if her mom finds out she is gay, and now we find out she already has an openly gay sister and their mom is fine with it? Why the gently caress was she worried then?

I'd be pretty pissed if I found out my sibling had outed me without my permission too.


Man, I can never follow Mark Trail.

mwdan
Feb 7, 2004

Webbed Blobs

Lowen SoDium posted:

The story is ludicrous.
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

He fixes the cable?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ham Shears


null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

mwdan posted:

He fixes the cable?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson


I cant get over how gross this comic looks.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

mwdan posted:

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous mwdan.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Looks like somebody's met his muse.

Comics (February 14th 2007)

...These all pass the Academia Waltz test so I'll just continue like normal. The scroll button exists for a reason.

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


I wonder if I should crosspost this to the new virgoon thread.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


Today's strip guest written by Kevin Frank.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





Modesty's having a day. Pinched by lecherous schoolkids, then surprised to find out the supposedly bumbling twits are the kidnappers.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker

Tune in for thrills next Sunday as Judge Parker blatantly ignores a 'Wet Paint' sign.



9 Chickweed Lane


Brooke could save some time and start labeling his blob-like props instead of having the characters describe them for us.

Humanoid Female
Mar 13, 2008

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


I've been following this storyline since it started and I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO IS ANYBODY or whether some of them are the same people having further-into-the-past flashbacks about themselves or if that's somebody else or AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

BlueDestiny
Jun 18, 2011

Mega deal with it

God drat your guys' edits have been on fire today.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

BlueDestiny posted:

God drat your guys' edits have been on fire today.



This just warms my heart :3:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
I was going through a stack of old magazines, and came across something that might interest Newspaper Spider-Man fans.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
They must have paid Kraft by the alliterative, Jesus.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





dismas posted:

You, uh, doing okay there Charles?

Normally I'd be right there with you, but know what? I have this friend who, for no obvious reason, can't get my texts. I still try from time to time, you never know when something might fix itself, but so far no luck.

The point being, earlier today I hit the send button and not sure where thing went, made me feel like I was in an abyss.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

The Immonen sports cousins
- Ever since we were little we have competed in everything
- In hay, mud...


Kisailla means both "to compete (playfully)" and "to play, to frolic".

Christ that was a lame pun

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Mr. Maltose posted:

They must have paid Kraft by the alliterative, Jesus.

Pizzazz was a Marvel publication, Kraft was emulating the house pseudo-Stan style.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Beetle Bailey


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


One Big Happy (I think that copyright date is 2000-02-11, but it's the repeat that's on GoComics today)


Tina's Groove

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