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Red Dragon
Mar 3, 2014

by Ralp

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

so you registered an account today, with plat, to spread the good word of zero sum pussy? wtf do you get out of this?

also, lol!

No life. No pussy. Why not post?

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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 643 days!)

zergfluid is good, this red dragon guy though: even better

that's just what this discussion needed, some intersectionality. fuckin, gently caress yes.

Pinball
Sep 15, 2006




If we're discussing sexual capital, does that mean prostitutes are the Marxists who spread the capital among the downtrodden?

hepatizon
Oct 27, 2010

Pinball posted:

If we're discussing sexual capital, does that mean prostitutes are the Marxists who spread the capital among the downtrodden?

They seized the means of reproduction.

car dance
May 12, 2010

Ben is actually an escaped polar bear, posing as a human.

Unlikely because Polar Bears do not know how to speak.
Also it does not make any sense.
I once had someone say that men who think that all women can get laid whenever they want and that women are in control of all of the sex are so misogynistic that not only do they not think of women as people but also they forget that non-attractive women exist.

What is it like to think so little of women as a variety of people with different thoughts and feelings that you cannot conceptually recognize that women have personalities enough that don't range from "sexy woman who wants sex with men" to "sexy woman who wants sex with men but not me."

Cuz really there are women out there who a) don't wanna gently caress men and b) who you'd look at and be grossed out by. You should gently caress them, virgoons. Spread that disgusting level 9 sex body around. (Wait, is 9 good or bad? I don't even know.) Also the goons who posted in the thread have all been average or better looking.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

12gauge posted:

I... actually lost count. It's no more than 15 but I don't want to remember some of them. Mostly unspecific 'talk therapy.' There was a CBT guy, there was one that specialized in EMDR but never got me to a point where I was ready for those techniques, whatever exactly that means. The last one used the internal family systems model, last fall we agreed it wasn't going anywhere and I was wasting her time.
Keep trying, dude. I have some similar issues but they're subsiding fast. CBT helped, and I've had the most success with a therapist who does a blend of psychodynamic/interpersonal/relational.

Pinball
Sep 15, 2006




hepatizon posted:

They seized the means of reproduction.

:drat:

Nice.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
ZergFluid and Red Dragon are some cool bros and I hope they never stop posting. Also, I'm really glad I'm not them irl.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

hepatizon posted:

They seized the means of reproduction.
5

Really I think the core issue for most of us is a lack of friends. I took some steps at least this year. I joined a book club and have been actively trying to reconnect with old friends. At the end of the day it feels like the most reliable path forward is just to keep making friends, and hope for the best. Trying to use a dating site like OKcupid while depressed does not seem to work at all, at least in my experience. Nothing but a few bouts of false hope, punctuated with large swaths of nothing. Though admittedly my sights might be set too high there.

Is there any shame in asking a friend (M or F) if they know anybody who might date you?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Sardonik posted:

5

Really I think the core issue for most of us is a lack of friends. I took some steps at least this year. I joined a book club and have been actively trying to reconnect with old friends. At the end of the day it feels like the most reliable path forward is just to keep making friends, and hope for the best. Trying to use a dating site like OKcupid while depressed does not seem to work at all, at least in my experience. Nothing but a few bouts of false hope, punctuated with large swaths of nothing. Though admittedly my sights might be set too high there.

Is there any shame in asking a friend (M or F) if they know anybody who might date you?

Ironically, it was the loss of my core group of friends that got me looking again. I was pretty content in my social life devoid of women and then those bastards all graduated in a timely manner and left me with a bunch of free time and nothing to fill it with, so I started looking for new stuff to do.

There's no shame in having a friend hook you up as long as you realize that it'll have to be pretty casual while you and the date get to know each other.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Pinball posted:

If we're discussing sexual capital, does that mean prostitutes are the Marxists who spread the capital among the downtrodden?

I think I'm ok with this

James Totes
Feb 17, 2011
we need to break the shackles of the feminazi government

its time for a new sexual currency

ill call it 'bumcoin'

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 643 days!)

goddamnit corn thongs, whoever you are, stop probating zergfluid

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

12gauge
Feb 24, 2014

Oral Slither posted:

Keep trying, dude. I have some similar issues but they're subsiding fast. CBT helped, and I've had the most success with a therapist who does a blend of psychodynamic/interpersonal/relational.

Thanks for the encouragement, but, I just don't know.. it's looking very bleak here. More than a dozen over the years and what have they done? kept me alive? for what? Right now the only hope I have remaining is another course of medication, but this stuff nobody will prescribe me. I've had good results with mild stimulants. Tension and anxiety sometimes, but it's worth it; I can concentrate and get things done, I have the energy to exercise, the emotional boost is worth it and then some. But this is not available. I've had long talks with my last pdoc, probably got myself labeled a recreational drug seeker. The bastard insisted it's too addictive and too dangerous, and gave me pills that make people blow their brains out instead.

I'm tired. All my life I've been worthless to everyone. I can't even imagine anything else anymore.
This just whining/venting I guess, sorry.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Yeah let this guy post, he's the whole point of this thread at this point.

WerthersWay
Jul 21, 2009

I don't get why dudes who haven't lost their virginity yet by their 30s or 40s don't just take a weekend trip to Nevada and enjoy the services of a (legal) prostitute. Just loving get it over with. When I lost mine at 20, I had put so much pressure on myself to finally get laid, so it when it happened it was such a goddamn relief. Mostly because I realized how NOT big a deal it was.

TehGherkin
May 24, 2008
Read a few pages, immediately feel better about my life.

As lovely as it might get, at least I lost my virginity when I was 18. Thanks for the pick-me-up guys, and uh, stay strong, I guess.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Mordecai Sanchez posted:

I don't get why dudes who haven't lost their virginity yet by their 30s or 40s don't just take a weekend trip to Nevada and enjoy the services of a (legal) prostitute. Just loving get it over with. When I lost mine at 20, I had put so much pressure on myself to finally get laid, so it when it happened it was such a goddamn relief. Mostly because I realized how NOT big a deal it was.

It's a pride thing. People get laid without having to pay for it all the time, so what does it say about you when the only way you can get laid is by paying for it?

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
What does it say about you when you receive a text message from a 18 year old student you know and she asks "Do you want to go to a bar with me and my friend? Also, can we stay at your place for the night? ;)"?

I'm curious

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

WaltherFeng posted:

What does it say about you when you receive a text message from a 18 year old student you know and she asks "Do you want to go to a bar with me and my friend? Also, can we stay at your place for the night? ;)"?

I'm curious

get out the nintendo 64 my man, its gonna be a long night

Rass P
Nov 23, 2012

by Ralp

Red Dragon posted:

No life. No pussy. Why not post?

amen brother

WerthersWay
Jul 21, 2009

Forceholy posted:

It's a pride thing. People get laid without having to pay for it all the time, so what does it say about you when the only way you can get laid is by paying for it?

Is it? How much pride does a guy who gave up on ever having sex really have?

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I imagine that the anxiety holding them back from meeting someone normally is also going to hold them back from hiring a prostitute.

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013
Legitimately enjoying this thread. Then I paused and actually thought about it for a moment and threw up in my mouth a little

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

squirting mastery posted:

Is the sexual currency still volatile?

With bitcoins in the shitter, Sexual Currency can only go up uP UP!

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Ootrek posted:

sandwich

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Mordecai Sanchez posted:

I don't get why dudes who haven't lost their virginity yet by their 30s or 40s don't just take a weekend trip to Nevada and enjoy the services of a (legal) prostitute. Just loving get it over with. When I lost mine at 20, I had put so much pressure on myself to finally get laid, so it when it happened it was such a goddamn relief. Mostly because I realized how NOT big a deal it was.

Mordecai Sanchez posted:

Is it? How much pride does a guy who gave up on ever having sex really have?

Depends on their reasons for virginity and their desires in terms of relationships/sex I guess.

Even leaving aside my own situation, there's plenty of people for whom sex outside of a relationship doesn't really hold that much interest.

And in more direct answer to your last question, as much as he wants I guess, because some people don't tie their self worth into their sexual activity.

Also, you know how at weddings or functions or whatever how they always have those plates of sandwiches? I wish there were fewer sandwiches with zucchini or tomato. Those are two sandwich ingredients that will never be of interest to me. Turkey with cranberry sauce is cool, though.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Forceholy posted:

It's a pride thing. People get laid without having to pay for it all the time, so what does it say about you when the only way you can get laid is by paying for it?

That sex can be impersonal.

April
Jul 3, 2006


Serioustalk here:

To all the virgoons - there is hope for you, as long as you don't get involved in the incel circle-jerk. They treat self-pity like a disability, seethe with resentment over not getting what they think they are entitled to, and keep reinforcing their awful thoughts to each other, making it worse and worse.

NOBODY, EVER, ANYWHERE, WILL EVER find that attractive.

Having a sense of humor, not taking yourself too seriously, being kind without any expectations attached, being able to carry on a conversation - these things are attractive.

Saying that barely legal pussy is the only kind worth having, and if you can't have that, never mind, other women are worthless, is not attractive, and never will be.

Remember - looks fade, for everyone, but a decent personality is forever.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I dunno where the idea came from that women get uglier faster after their 20s because I see way more dudes "gone to seed" as soon as they hit 30 than women.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Shannonmcn posted:

I dunno where the idea came from that women get uglier faster after their 20s.

Pedos disguised as anime enthusiasts.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Shannonmcn posted:

I dunno where the idea came from that women get uglier faster after their 20s because I see way more dudes "gone to seed" as soon as they hit 30 than women.
Because guys like that want young and inexperienced women. See also all the "ruined once she's had a baby!" stuff. (Well-known fact: alphas' babies eat any subsequent offspring sired by a beta.)

College Ruled
Apr 25, 2012

"It seems another associate has taken my friendly attitude as to insinuate desires that would exist outside the bounds of professional courtesy."

Courtesy of: 01001100 01001100 01001010 01001011 01010011 01101001 01001100 01101011

Red Dragon posted:

Stop whitesplaining.

Lol, never.

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Mordecai Sanchez posted:

I don't get why dudes who haven't lost their virginity yet by their 30s or 40s don't just take a weekend trip to Nevada and enjoy the services of a (legal) prostitute. Just loving get it over with. When I lost mine at 20, I had put so much pressure on myself to finally get laid, so it when it happened it was such a goddamn relief. Mostly because I realized how NOT big a deal it was.

Forceholy posted:

It's a pride thing. People get laid without having to pay for it all the time, so what does it say about you when the only way you can get laid is by paying for it?

I imagine that I'm not alone in feeling like the not having sex thing isn't the main issue, it's just a symptom of all the other problems you got in your life that actually need fixing. I don't care that much that I haven't had sex, the real problems are the self loathing and anxiety and depression and fear and sadness and loneliness.

I guess the difference between me and the incel people is that they obsess over sex and turn into huge weirdo assholes and I don't care that much about the sex and more about the other things.

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

Jeffrey posted:

Yeah let this guy post, he's the whole point of this thread at this point.

The thread already had a point and it was also funny and good. If you want his thread then enjoy reading this, this, and this.

Rass P
Nov 23, 2012

by Ralp

Runcible Cat posted:

Because guys like that want young and inexperienced women. See also all the "ruined once she's had a baby!" stuff. (Well-known fact: alphas' babies eat any subsequent offspring sired by a beta.)

the "ruined once she has a baby" thing has a biological basis

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Rass P posted:

the "ruined once she has a baby" thing has a biological basis

Cool another one.

April
Jul 3, 2006


Rass P posted:

the "ruined once she has a baby" thing has a biological basis

Assume a woman has a baby at, say, 17, and gives it up for adoption. You meet her, not knowing anything about it, and have sex with her.

How would you be able to tell she's "ruined"?

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



April posted:

How would you be able to tell she's "ruined"?
Because of the echo's coming out of that gaping sarlacc pit, duh. :mrapig:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

April posted:

Assume a woman has a baby at, say, 17, and gives it up for adoption. You meet her, not knowing anything about it, and have sex with her.

How would you be able to tell she's "ruined"?

Wizard sleeve vagina duh!

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