The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Writer Cath posted:

You sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

Hello, Mr. Bush. It's your sons...George Bush Jr., and Jeb Bush.

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Technogeek posted:

Hello, Mr. Bush. It's your sons...George Bush Jr., and Jeb Bush.

Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the Great Depression too.

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mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the Great Depression too.

If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out

# ? Mar 4, 2014 12:15

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Technogeek posted:

Hello, Mr. Bush. It's your sons...George Bush Jr., and Jeb Bush.

He's history's greatest monster!

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Come to Mount Holy Oak, Lisa...

This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

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Psychotic Puggle: May 21, 2012; When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'll have... a white wine spritzer_{spritzer_{spritzer_spritzer}}

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Psychotic Puggle posted:

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

AW HELL DIDDILY DING DONG CRAP!

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Psychotic Puggle posted:

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

Puggle, I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait. I find him informative and witty.

# ? Mar 4, 2014 15:04

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Puggle, I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait. I find him informative and witty.

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Puggle, I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait. I find him informative and witty.

Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline! :woop:

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

DrBouvenstein posted:

Come to Mount Holy Oak, Lisa...

Even your dreams are square!

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Puggle, I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait. I find him informative and witty.

I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!

DAVID LETTERMAN!!

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

DAVID LETTERMAN!!

No, this is true. The Coast Guard arrested Boy George for scraping the barnacles off his dinghy.

Hi-yo!

# ? Mar 4, 2014 19:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No, this is true. The Coast Guard arrested Boy George for scraping the barnacles off his dinghy.

Hi-yo!

I'd like a yellow boat, please. With extra motor.

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

So, while reading an art history book I wasn't expecting to find something for this thread...

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No, this is true. The Coast Guard arrested Boy George for scraping the barnacles off his dinghy.

Hi-yo!

Its your father he's been missing for 3 days.

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Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No, this is true. The Coast Guard arrested Boy George for scraping the barnacles off his dinghy.

Hi-yo!

Yargh, I hate the sea and everything in it.

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So, while reading an art history book I wasn't expecting to find something for this thread...

He looks just like you, Poindexter! :roflolmao:

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Yargh, I hate the sea and everything in it.

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep these goons from resorting to homosexuality...

...fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

# ? Mar 4, 2014 20:47

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!

You know it's a lot cheaper than going to the movies.

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep these goons from resorting to homosexuality...

...fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

He looks just like you, Poindexter!

I'm a nerd!

# ? Mar 4, 2014 21:23

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So, while reading an art history book I wasn't expecting to find something for this thread...

Ugh where did you get that ugly thing?

# ? Mar 4, 2014 21:50

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So, while reading an art history book I wasn't expecting to find something for this thread...

Aw, it's a boy :allears:

And what a boy!!!!

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Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

TMMadman posted:

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep these goons from resorting to homosexuality...

...fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

Oh, be nice! :gay:

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

Aw, it's a boy

And what a boy!!!!

Ha, ha, you love a boy.

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Girls, Mister Kingdom! Boys kiss girls!

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Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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